2021
16
Mar
In conclusion, I like Miley Cyrus and all she’s done for nudity on the social media feeds when she normalized TUMBLR Nudes and made it pop music…
She is a hero and she doesn’t even look all that muppety like all the other heroes out there producing and selling nudes and basically anything else..
Big fan of this exhibitionist Disney kid who sold her soul to the evil industry but at least she’s got the tits out! AT LEAST WE HAVE THAT.
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2021
16
Mar
Here are the nipples that Paul Walker made….in the form of his 22 year old daughter who I assume is the heiress to his Paul Walker footage and the nipples are interesting to me…not becasue I am a Paul Walker fan, but because I like nipples…it’s pretty much that simple…so this whole sheer shoot, show the nipple thing is a lot of fun….and Paul Walker fans creep me the fuck out….but I will say that there was a time that things were looking up for this site because TMZ actually traded traffic with it like I was a legitimate celebrity news source…which I am not…and the reason they kicked me off their network had nothing to do with my rude, insensitive, bigoted, un-woke commentary of calling whores out for being whores…since I believe they can do better than just show tit to get ahead…and showing tit is just the easy way to do it….but yeah, I got kicked off, after all the horrible things I’ve said, because I wrote that Paul Walker was a sex offender, because his girlfriend he was with when he died was underage when they started dating and I guess Warner Bros was not happy about that, seeing as the Fast and Furious Franchise makes them LOTS of money…so Paul Walker was an end to the legitimate blogger dreams…and Meadow Walker nip is all I have to show for it…
This was posted to instagram, we call that the good kind of daddy issues, or fashion…I guess it’s fashion…
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Posted in:Meadow Walker
2021
16
Mar
If you read the site, you’ll know I like all tits, but tiny tits in particular because they are easier to manage, more wholesome and typically look better than the average big tit……cuz the average big tit is sloppy and statistically is attached to the average big tit girl who usually has a big everything else…and if she doesn’t…she likely will eventually…
I don’t think hating on tits is really the objective of tiny tits, I don’t need to shame big tits, because some of my favorite tits are big tits, it’s just that a smaller tits come with hotter bodies and smaller tits get KILLED every day by girls who don’t realize that small tits are good….so like a clothing company using fat girls to sell leggings to skinny girls but still letting fat girls in on the fun…I celebrate the tiny tit every tuesday..
Posted in:TINY TITS
2021
16
Mar
January Jones is figuring out the whole selfie thing, that’s not to say that she wasn’t a sexter in her previous life, or her current life, I mean you become a single mother somehow and it usually involves letting dudes come in you and letting dudes come in you goes hand in hand with sending them nudes to make them want to come in you…or at least to set the mood for the evening in which they come in you….but she is old, pre-cell phone tech and old women always struggle with that whole getting nude in selfies, until realizing what the fuck else is there to do, you might as well try to get some of that sex appeal while you still got it, especially since everyone else is doing it…..
Older ladies have always been better fucks according to rumors, but that’s just because they are miserable, it feeds their pain and they don’t mind being shameless, because what have they go to lose…
I feel that January Jones is on that kick, if she doesn’t use her tits like she did on the casting couch, in her 40s, trying to stay relevant, when her tits are her best feature….then WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF ANYTHING.
SO as someone who doesn’t give a fuck about January Jones, here’s some of her tit for those of you who do….
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Posted in:January Jones
2021
16
Mar
Science….
I could go into more detail, but what’s the fucking point, science says girls with a waist are hotter than fat chicks, so if you’re a fat chick, figure out how to get a waist, because you can still be a fat chick under the science of The Ratio, you just need to be a fat chick built with a fucking waist….hourglass shit….
It triggers something in men at our core / in our balls / that makes us want to reproduce up inside that ratio…maybe it’s a sign of health, or the ability to birth good babies, because despite our obsession with sex and not knocking a bitch up, or obsession with sex is at our core to keep humanity alive, which I know is crazy, I mean who would want to bother doing that….but we’re wired that way and these Ratio girls are all part of the problem, or the solution, or the celebration of finding the perfect body that the feminists or inclusivity people don’t want to admit exist…but SCIENCE man…tells a different story and I don’t know about you but I’ve been told to trust science the past year and you should too…at least when it comes to knowing fatties with no ratio aren’t hot…whether they make clothing for them now or not…
Here’s some ratio…
Posted in:The Ratio
2021
16
Mar
Jordyn Jones is a professional dancer at least she probably goes by that because she was on a child dance show which I think is where her celebrity came from, but what the fuck do I know, I’ve only heard of her in the last few years and I don’t really give a fuck about the past, or how creepy it is…it’s about progress people, moving forward, new opportunities, new beginnings…I don’t know what I am saying but the Michigan white trash that was sold to the industry, is making more fucking money than I am sure she ever expected, and it’s all because she sells access to pics like this on isntagram, thanks to someone gaming Instagram stories into being like a paid porn site, that they’ll pretend isn’t porn, but that is brilliant enough of an idea that I wish I had thought of it, in part to get to see all the nudes of girls posting nudes to their fans, but also because people must have more money than ever with all this buying NFTs and Only Fans girls you’ve never heard of making 100s of thousands of dollars…like where the fuck is all this money coming from and why can’t I have any of it…
All this to say, despite having a bit of an inbred face, a potential obese gene that will lead her legless at walmart in 40 years, that ass is round and fit and able to dance, so you should like it. I mean, I do.
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Posted in:Jordyn Jones
2021
16
Mar
I saw this clip last week, it’s Victoria Justice, not Victoria’s Secret, in a new acting role, where she’s clearly being naughty thanks to society being really sexed up, and the only way for a Nickelodeon star to re-invent herself, despite her huge popularity, is by doing more adult roles, even though I’ve heard the casting at Nickelodeon can be pretty adult and the whole idea that parents sign off on it, is crazy….not that it matters, since Victoria Justice is older now, her celebrity as a teen star on a show named after her has carried her all these years without working, but I guess the pandemic made her realize there’s money on the table to be GOT, and she’s out there getting it…
Along with this perverted role you Victoria Justice fans will likely jack off to, she’s also pushing a new album, and nothing like nudes to promote other shit, in this era of you ain’t nothing unless you get nude, which we are all winners on, cuz we get to see them nude!
That is why I am surprised with everyone mad at the current climate of social media, I get there’s all this whining and shit, but you gotta remember girls are getting naked at a far quicker and easier rate than ever…so many nudes to submerge yourself in….I mean just look at Victoria Justice, this is by far the hottest she’s ever been…keep on reinventing yourself girl…
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Posted in:Victoria Justice
2021
16
Mar
You may not know who Christa B Allen is, but she’s been around the social media hustle for a while and by social media hustle, I mean she was getting naked or half naked on social media, because free the nipple feminism empowerment that I full fucking support, even if I think it’s fake activism and they are really just into the attention they get from being naked or the thrill they get from being naked…but if you need to intellectualize getting naked or make getting naked some activism…who fucking cares, you’re naked…whatever works…to get you naked..
She is not naked in this showing of her acrobatic yoga aerial weirdness, but she is giving us an upside down cameltoe, which in an era of right side up cameltoes, means fun.
If you’re interested in her prolific film career, all at the young age of 29, which is typically retirement age for actresses historically, well, she doesn’t really have a prolific film career and her last credit is in 2019 as “Javi’s 2nd Girl”…not his first..but his second…that like LOW hanging roles…but this upside down pussy in tight pants on tight pants tuesday shit is golden.
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Posted in:Christa B Allen
2021
16
Mar
I don’t watch UFC, I think dude on dude half naked is a little queer, and it’s not because it gets me hard and makes me question my sexuality, it’s because half naked men beating the shit out of each other while half naked is the premise to any homosexuals fantasies…so whether you’re into UFC for the boners or for the man on man or cuz you like fighting, you’re on the spectrum of queer.
That said, I appreciate that the UFC and wrestling have introduced chicks as fighters and as ring girls because it makes the experience LESS queer…and the top or hottest of the ring girls, at least to an old fuck like me, is Brittney Palmer..but that’s probably because I only know her and Ariana Celeste as ring girls and I find her hotter.
I am pretty out of the loop on Brittney Palmer but I remember her doing art, and having a little more substance than just some random half naked…glamour model holding signs in the ring….I don’t remember her having bolt on fake tits…but apparently she does and that’s ok too…I mean who gives a fuck she’s showering in a sheer dress on the beach….oh and here’s her feet.
Posted in:Brittney Palmer
2021
16
Mar
I like to make fun of Charlotte Lawrence because she’s some rich kid who has her nipples out all of the fucking time like she’s that keen and eager to get noticed and get attention from whatever angle she can as she launches some career that she’s probably not qualified for, in her case as a popstar ,but that she’s geographically located in the right place to launch her career as a popstar, even if she doesn’t know how to pop and she isn’t a star…but she has access and she can pretend in a fake it til you make it situation….where the people who can fake it better have deep pockets and their mom and dad are sitcom producers, directors and actresses with A LOT OF MONEY…but she doesn’t look so bad with the nips out!
Posted in:charlotte lawrence
