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2021

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence See Through of the Day

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How fucking lame is Charlotte Lawrence the coddled rich kid who considers herself an “artist” or performer….because that’s what happens when you’re rich and coddled and your dad just won a Golden Globe for his Jason Sudeikis soccer movie that I am sure is the fucking worst…

Seeing her posing in front of Vintage Playboys, even as someone who loves Vintage Playboy and has a few of my own, including the Dolly Parton Edition, because that shit’s culturally iconic….despite Hef taking it gutter in the last 15 years of his life…partnering up with shitty Human Trafficking porn companies to make his money….I still appreciate the brand and what it has done for society…

But seeing some brainless retard mooching off that imagery because it makes a good IG pic, which 5 years ago would have made a good Tumblr pic, because all these people have no vision, despite calling themselves artists and are all the same pile of shit…is almost offensive..

HOWEVER, I do appreciate that this one, despite her fame and fortune, or her mom and dad’s success that provided her with her cushy upbringing, is all about showing her tits in every pic she can….knowing people like tits, while pretending it’s some empowerment or fashion statement that isn’t showing tit, or that we shouldn’t even acknowledge has tit, because sexualizing tits is bad…as SHE IS SEXUALIZING tits….get the fuck out of here Charlotte Lawrence…use some of that family money to do something more meaningful than shameless tit pics for your dad’s friends to jack off to.

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2021

Mar

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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SCIENCE

I say the same thing every week….

It is scientifically proven that a girl with a hip to waist ratio is hotter than a girl without one….I mean technically all women have waist-to-hip ratios but you know what I mean…..HOURGLASS motherfucker and that can apply to girls of all weights, colors, and sizes….it just means bitch has a waist smaller than their hips…and that is important…

Even the World Health Organization is in on the Waist to Hip Ratio, they are into it for optimal health, which for a woman is around 0.7, meaning they have the ultimate estrogen, fertility and thus are more attractive and healthier to men…..

Then there are the other studies, where 0.7 is seen as ultimate level of attractiveness of women to men in Euro cultures, 0.6 is optimal for men in China and Africa…which means that girls with no ratio, which would be a 1 to 1 ratio of waist to hip…meaning 30 inch waist and 30 inch hips…or higher than one…which is for the fatties with a 40 inch waist and 30 inch hips are disgusting…

SCIENCE man…can’t argue it…which is why I like showing off girls with that waist to hip, even if this is an era of lipo, photoshop/facetube, rib removals all to game the ratio…I just see that as proof that the ratio matters…

Here is the ratio mattering.

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2021

Mar

Hailey Baldwin Pantless of the Day

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Groupie…

The Purpose Tour is Justin Bieber’s tour from a pre-covid time, where I guess he snapped this pic of Hailey the Groupie in her tour shirt next to the tour drum kit, because BRANDING is everything when you’re a money grubbing piece of shit…into maximizing profits, monetizing, merchandising, selling…this celebrity shit is a very sophisticated and complicated business…

Not that we care about the empire that is Bieber, we’re here for his pantsless wife not doing the SHARPIE CHALLENGE (which is when a girl inserts as many SHARPIES into her cunt as possible), but instead being wholesome and Christian with her legs spread…you know the way her dad and his business partner – the My Pillows Guy – would appreciate because before they were born agains, they were crackheads…

Anyway, I don’t mind Hailey Bieber, I think she’s creepy in that she seduced Bieber like a fan girl would, I’ve heard she gave him her virginaity when she was underage, but I guess that’s ok because they married years later…but I still find groupies who calculate their way onto dick a little disconcerting, whatever the fuck disconcerting means…but so long as she spreads her legs for Jesus, being the sugar baby “wife”, instead of building her own career, because for every great woman is a man who gave her purpose..because pre-Bieber, this bitch wasn’t landing many jobs at all, she was 4th tier Kardashian / Jenner, who travelled and did everything with them, but never got the shine, but now as a pop stars whife, she’s basically Chrissy Teigen….fucking the right wallet….and all your dreams come true…

Which makes me laugh, because I went to her Instagram and saw that the last 4 posts were celebrating women, her IG story was for Insternational Women’s Day…all while bitch only matters cuz of the dude she’s married to, because pre-beiber she was basically a zero….and she was on the Kendall Jenner dick her entire social media life…never hitting….so like all people who aren’t self aware and don’t realize they are just a product of the dick they fuck….she’s overcompensating.

She’s also got a very round ass:

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2021

Mar

Isabella Fonte Pussy Print of the Day

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The world may be fucking nuts on so many levels, including but not limited to a Chinese spyware app figuring out how to take over America with a very simplistic platform to get people dancing, or watching dance, usually half naked dance, because people are exhibitionists and perverts into watching exhibitionists….

So I don’t fuck with TikTok, I don’t bother with it, I find it idiotic and more importantly not very shocking that it has the success it has because it’s a lot of girls dancing half naked for attention….oftentimes underage making it creepier…but probably generates more views that way….because the backbone of TikTok is all based on the DATA of their users, meaning it is just a mirror of what the American people are into and what content they are into consuming….mindless shit.

I will say that TikTok videos are more creative, interesting, even funny than Instagram, but that’s like comparing two evil things, both are evil, and pretty much for the same narcissitic, vapid, dumbing down of society reasons….but instagram was far more about “influencers’, like their “a-team” of content creators they kept showing, who ended up all becoming spokespeople pitching brands, in the lamest commercial ways, where TikTok still has the ability for people to go viral..

Not that you care about my feelings about TikTok or how fucked we are as a people, due to perversion, willingness to be perverted, and the whole pornification of America…

BUT I figured I’d give some context for Isabella Fonte, who isn’t the most followed on TikTok, but who is some Jersey or Long Island looking Italian, on some Mafia daughter who winters in West Coast florida kick, who is a trained dancer and who does her trained dances in bikinis, or leggings, because it’s her stage to do what she wants, and sometimes, despite dance being idiotic, that’s fun to stare at, especially when it’s on some 1990s website, versus a sophisticated Chinese Spyware app…

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2021

Mar

Elsa Pataky Got her Tits Out at a Photoshoot of the Day

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Chris Hemsworth’s wife and baby momma, who I guess was also Miley’s sister in law, because she was married to a Hemsworth, and everything goes back to Miley, she’s the KEVIN BACON of her generation, SIX DEGREES OF MILEY CYRUS…our reference point for all things pop culture….all started when we first saw her vagina when she decided to turn pop culture and the mainstream into lowkey or low level pornography and aren’t we all the better for it now hat ALL girls get naked on camera whether for dudes they fuck, dudes they date, or Only fans…there is just SO MUCH nudity…

This si not about Miley, It’s about Spanish Pataky, mom of 3, with her tits out in a photoshoot…..like she was on the CASTING couch for SNAKES ON A PLANE….her most important role….unless you’re into Fast and Furious garbage and I am sure some of you are…that shit made lots of money…

I recently read some Australian Propaganda about how much their family is hated in the area of Sydney they live, I think it’s called Byron Bay, but I can’t be too sure, but apparently, they’ve ended up ruining the neighborhood with their celebrity….but who cares about that, we’re here for the tits…the 44 year old mom tits….in photoshoot….tits..ruin all the neighborhoods you want, why don’t you ruin some pants while you’re at it….that was a reference to you losers cumming yourself looking at these like you’ve never seen tits in a shirt like they were snakes on a plane….

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2021

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Crop Top of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has a public boyfriend that we’ve known about since Valentine’s Day, so about 3 weeks or so and in the last 3 weeks, the Disney Star who came out strong at the top of the Pandemic after being dumped, getting tits, and deciding to do the slutty influencer thing, since porn is mainstream and all these girls go for the views based on being scandalous, cuz they get a thrill from it or views or something that’s not very wholesome for the younger fans to look up to, but that’s life, so we deal with it, because we prefer seeing these girls half naked, it’s just funny, since they don’t HAVE to be half naked, she could post her meals and still be Vanessa Hudgens Superstar, instead she’s like “look at my ass”…

She is one of the earliest “VICTIMS” who strategically leaked her nudes to get noticed and break from Disney when she was 18 or 19 but pretended to be 17 to get it all deleted from the internet cuz it’s illegal….even though that would mean she was the one breaking the laws deserving of prison time for the production and distribution of that shit, but that’s not the point, the point is that she knows how to be a slut for the camera…she’s trained in it….

But since she’s had this boyfriend, this is the best she’s put out….which is too bad, but I guess when you get what you want out of the universe, which in her case was dick….you can ease up on the social media work cuz you actually get real work….

So this is her in a crop top….

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2021

Mar

Phoebe Tonkin Can Suck Her Own Dick of the Day

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I may not know much about Phoebe Tonkin because I didn’t watch the Vampire Diaries and I’m not some Australian pervert excited by the hometown hotties making it in America….but for whatever reason, I post her slutty pics…not that this is that slutty, or that I am that excited by it…but I do know that if she had a dick, she could suck it, and that is pretty magical to all you lonely dudes out there who have tried to suck your own dick to see what a blowjob feels like, I mean I guess after eating your loads for decades, you were half way there…but it’s not the same..

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2021

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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It may have been internation women’s day yesterday, but I celebrate women every fucking day, even if the general feedback I used to get about the site was that I was some creepy pervert misogynist woman hater, that’s really never been the case, or as the woke would say “that was never my truth”…because I do call women whores or disappointments, and I do think that fat chicks are gross, because they are only fat out of self abusive behaviors, rather than sorting it the fuck out, so I like to think I am here to celebrate women being the best versions of themselves by staring at their tits…

What people seem to forget is that I just post pics they post of themselves, so any perversion stems from the creator, I’m just the observer…

I also don’t think telling women to do better is a bad thing, because I do think women are capable of anything, but due to laziness, become whores selling nudes on only fans, so maybe women are the real women haters, if you talk to any woman they always hate each other….and people celebrating hot chicks, calling out fat chicks getting too much attention for being fat, like some kind of freakshow of modern times, when they should be getting on a diet…is celebarating women…

Well, part of being a woman is having tits, and part of being a woman is feeling insecure about having small tits, even if they are more practical and easier to manage, so I am here to support and empower the small tits, cuz I find small tits hotter than big tits, big tits are too much of a dice roll, and hotter bodies come with small tits, so if you’re looking to cut off your tits, not cuz you’re trans but because you want to go bigger knowing you’ll make more on your only fans, this is my protest to you….or my outreach…to remind you that SMALL tits matter…and SMALL TITS are hot…so show us your small tits instead – like these girls…

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2021

Mar

Maddie Ziegler See Through of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is ridiculously famous on social media thanks to being on a Dance Reality show as a child, which is some creepy shit to normalize, but you know Hollywood, they are there for the money and if people want to find children who dance, they will find parents who don’t mind letting their children dance, because they know it can lead to so much money and opportunity, without factoring all the terrible parts of fame, like not being able to get work because someone else replaced you or can replace you, so you have to always be on, always dynamic, to find ways to keep you interesting to your audience, like a fucking slave to fame….and then there are the psycho fans trying to kill you…or the pervert fans jerking off to you…which at a certain point can get creepy…but I feel like that all feeds into their egos, which is why they love it so much…

She was also in all of SIA’s music videos that were hugely popular, which is probably why she’s got 14 million followers….who knows…

I just know she recently turned 18 and like the girls of Only Fans trying to make that Only Fans money, decided it was time to start sexualizing herself now that her momney was hers and not her moms….

If you’re drawn to fame, you’ll be drawn to racy pics to get people talking aout you, it’s all part of the same machine…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, the shirt not see through enough to see nipple, but see through enough to know that she’ll be more and more naked as time goes on, maybe a series of THONG dances but she’s currently not there yet…but they all end up there eventually so consider this a preview…

I mean what else is a child dancer to do now that her core audience dropped off when she turned 18….her only option is finding that audience into the over 18 and this is a way to do it…

Here she is in activewear:

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2021

Mar

Rowan Blanchard Biker Booty of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is a barely hot Disney child star that I’m not sure I can call an actual star since I assume the Boy Meets World remake didn’t do that much for anyone and wasn’t watched by anyone..and the only person who really profited from the hype was Maitland Ward as it allowed her to reconnect with old fans willing to pay her to get naked, which evolved into taking big black dick in produced porn….

But it got Rowan 5 million followers on instagram, so she matters…despite looking a lot like a boy dressed as a girl…

From what I know about Rowan is that she’s currently working as an actor on some really shitty show called Snowpiercer about a train in the apocalypse…but I also know that she annouced she was trans or lesbian or gender fluid or bi sexual…I can’t keep track of the over-labeling these kids use to describe themselves like they deserve their own unique branding despite all being the same….bullshit…

SHe moved to Brooklyn, to be artsy and edgy with other rich people, and I guess this is her showing you why lesbians like motorbikes so much, you can angle your cunt on it to get off with each rev…

This seems to be a meme I don’t understand, but I’m only here for the ass shot.

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