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2021

12

Mar

Elizabeth Gilles Tit of the Day

Liz Gillies is the 27 year old currently on “Dynasty Season 3 is now on Netflix” according to wherever the fuck I cut and pasted that from…

She was on Victorious and I guess has gone onto do better things that Victoria Justice who the show is named after, along with their costar Ariana Grande who aslso did bigger things than all of them…not that anything she did was actually good…but they are all puppets from the same handler…so I guess their individual successes don’t matter…it’s about the success of the “movement” or the “institution”….(Dan Schneider- google him, he’s a creep)

As it turns out, she’s got big tits and these are those tits being big, which I guess is exciting to those into kids sold to the industry to be used as puppets to manipulate you with things like their tits. .

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2021

12

Mar

Sierra Skye’s Ass of the Day

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I don’t really know who the fuck Sierra Skye is, but she is one of these girls of the internet who is into making guys jerk off to her for money and we need girls like that, so long as they don’t pretend they are anything but girls who make dudes jerk off for money….because that’s when they get annoying….it’s like have some level of self awareness when you’re getting paid to get naked….you instagram fuck…

The whole “i am an influencer” when all you do is post your ass to bait dudes to your subscription site is pretty fucking lame….or delusional…no one’s getting fooled here so let us do what we’re here to do…

I am not hating, I mean I am sure she knows that’s how she gets paid or why she has 4.1 million followers who are potentially 85 percent fake…but no one cares about authenticity. they will say “Authentic Self” and things like that, but those are just words….to distract from them being bullshit…on all fronts..from fans and follows to their faces and bodies…

Again, I am generalizing sluts of the internet who sell nudes…since despite the 4 million followers on IG….not knowing who this is….but I these are some of her pics…that will likely make you want to know who she is…

Everyone’s got a price and these girls GET paid, but they are still choosing the easy cash grab but the world has always needed strippers….it’s just a different format now…

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2021

12

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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In other news…full back panties aren’t just for PMS or Periods anymore…they have re-integrated themselves into being the co-star in the slutty selfie that would have never happened years ago when the full back panty was shamed and put in the corner like it was Baby in Dirty Dancing…

You know “YOU DON’T BELONG HERE”…like the world wasn’t a SAFE SPACE for them…because it wasn’t…they’d get shamed, laughed at, forced to sit at the back of the bus…you know left out at all the cool parties…no one would date them, or even fuck them….they’d sit alone at lunch…they’d be the last one picked for the school gym basketball game…they’d spend their weekends knitting with granny, because GRANNY understood them…which led to their rebranding as Granny Panty…like it was a bad thing….how can a Granny be a bad thing…even Meghan Markle who has no soul likes Grannies…..

They were shunned, black listed, pissed on, bled on, shat on, forgotten….they were the failure of panties…they were trash…but they survived…so so will all you fucking whiners out there….if the FULL BACK PANTY can make a comeback…we can all be OK…

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2021

12

Mar

Madelaine Petsch Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Riverdale is a piece of shit show…if you’ve seen it you know…I suggest you don’t see it…..but if you do see it…along with no understanding anything going on…forcing you to question the target market of the CW Network’s audience, because they clearly are too busy taking selfies or looking for hook-ups or scolling social media to pay the fuck attention to the storylines since there is no storyline….then the whole casting of everyone is just the worst…all these 40 year olds playing 16 year olds…who are now 25 year olds on the show thanks to some time jump that makes no sense like the rest of the show…don’t ask me how I know this…because I won’t hear you…I just know it…

I also know that the hottest thing on the show is hot bodied, fiery redhead Cheryl Blossom, who has this fit body, round ass, that she’s brought to America from her Native South Africe…where I’ll assume she learned how to do the booty dancing..but that I’ll get racist for suggesting…because twerking despite being cultural appropriation doesn’t get girls cancelled…

She’s got that ass control, set to the beat, in what looks like her Garage….and the rumor is she’s got a Black Boyfriend, so this could be the reason for that…even though I thought South Africans were the most racist….Apartheid / Mandela shit…you know…

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2021

12

Mar

Olivia Jade Bikini Tits of the Day

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Aunt Becky Jr is in a bikini showing off her mangled face that we can assume she has made into a muppet face thanks to the pressures of the internet or maybe as a fuck you to her mom for making her stop posting on Youtube thanks to their college admission scandal…..you know they tried every angle to keep Aunt Becky out of prison and failed….

Now, I don’t think that Aunt Becky or that College Scandal was a big deal, I just figured that’s how schooling works, but the internet definitely wasn’t into the whole buying your way into things…while I am a firm believer that if you’re rich, you should be able to buy your way into things, you’re not some sucker fuck, you made it motherfucker and the world is YOUR oyster where people WORK for you…you’re AUNT FUCKING BECKY…

Now I don’t know if muppet face has also jacked her tits up, but you could argue that one is still on the Rowing Team at USC, while the other is just living off their family fortunes as she plans ways to sexualize herself for views…

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2021

12

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Friday is the day that we celebrate Fishnets, even though Fishnets have been around since the dawn of time, in what we can assume was a weird brainstorm session when two lonely fishermen decided to test out their theory about how hot those fishnets would look on “women” once they got back to shore….you know days on the ship doing that physical job gets lonely and when men are left alone too long they end up dressing each other up as women to make fucking each other up the ass less queer…not that queer is a thing….I saw some article saying that it’s not gay for guys to hook up, it’s just guys being guys…well not this guy….and if this guy was hooking up with guys….even guys dressed up as women thanks to the fishnets we’ve got in the bow….it’d be gay not guys being guys…but keep programming that agenda weirdos…

This is not about fisherman inventing lingerie…it’s about girls taking slutty pics of themselves in that lingerie…which I guess could double as a way to get food if you were lucky enough to get stranded near a lake with a woman wearing fishnets…but since we’re all coddled pussies who don’t need to catch our own food, we can use fishnets they way they were intended…for jerking off.

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2021

12

Mar

Iris Law Lingerie of the Day

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Iris Law is one of Jude Law’s 300 kids he knows about, because that motherfucker is either a freakish cult leader, a weirdo religious person, or one of those sperm donor fetishists who like to spread their seed across the globe to create a race of his own in his image, which he can’t really say explicitly, not in this WOKE era because it would be seen as racist..or some sort of supremacy…which clearly Jude has, but can’t say he has, but you know in his soul he feels better than the average man and that he’s won at life, since he has….the kind of guy, like all actors, who jerk off to themselves in the mirror, which is probably better than him jerking off to his daughter, even though she’s worthy of being jerked off to…because she’s hot…and in lingerie.

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2021

12

Mar

Barbie Ferreira Tits of the Day

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So this is the girl from Euphoria….and that’s all I have to say about that….

You don’t need to fat shame them, they already fat shame themselves…even when they pretend they don’t…even when they are paid millions or become famous…they know the truth…that they are just a tool being used by an evil industry to pretend they cater to all body types when the truth is that Hollywood as a whole…hate FAT people more than anything…I mean besides the fat people…who hate themselves exponentially more…EVEN when pretending to love it…

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2021

12

Mar

Joanna Krupa’s Back with her Ass of the Day

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This one is for the old timers, which I assume that you all are because I don’t believe in marketing to the younger generation, we don’t need them in these parts, with their woke nonsense while doing sex work nonsense…I mean I’ll keep posting their nudes…but this site is for you….dear Joanna Krupa fan…who remembers the 45 year old reality star from before she was a reality star…just a Polish Immigrant in all the popular men’s magazines at the time….who really played up the whole Polish thing because it was an angle, even if she was hot enough to not need an angle…her looks good just carry her into Sugar Babying and if she was to come out now, you’d like be subscribed to her only fans, but since she Sugar Babied and reality showed properly, she doesn’t need that shit…but she still posts pics of her ass in bikini so there’s that…

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2021

12

Mar

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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If you don’t know what a frog butt is by now, you don’t visit this site and you accidentally ended up here googling Kermit the Frog erotica, as you do…those muppets have always been erotica to you…which is weird but the world is weird so who fucking cares…

I can explain it if you are blind and unable to see the pictures….some DESCRIPTIVE VIDEO for Blog Posts..

Girl in header image is sitting on her knees in a thong, looking back at the camera over the shoulder, her ass semi elevated so that her back arches, in a position similar to a bulldog crawling across the floor in a viral video, however you are blind, hence the descriptive video…no wait that’s for deaf people…I get my deafs, blind and dumbs mixed up all the time…I mean if you were blind you wouldn’t be able to read this…so maybe I should narrate all my posts….but I don’t read them after I write them…so I’d have to hire some call center in India to do it….is this the billion dollar app idea….make websites speak their content to you because reading is for losers…if it is give me 10 percent finders fee…I am lazy and would like a private island in the Caribbean…I deserve it…..

All this to say it is all too complicated for a bunch of pics of girls in a pose that makes you think doggy style, and that their asses are rounder….right.