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2021

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I never trusted the internet and I’ve had a website on the internet for 20 fucking years, and 5 or 10 years before that I was on the chat rooms trolling….I just knew if they didn’t want us on it, it wouldn’t be allowed….but there was a wild west era where you could pull shit off but that died out as social media ramped up…now I know that it’s tracking, conditioning, brainwashing, controlling the minds of retards who want to be tracked, followed, documented, controlled, advertised to in the weirdest ways…the carry beacons on their body 24/7…people sleep with it…all to check the next Instagram Pic, or porn clip, or whatever…while being watched..and LIED TO..

Then there’s the whole “when did it become cool to trust the government and big pharma”…to which I say…when Punk Rock turned into Avril Lavingne…because I grew up not trusting anything and the idea of corporations was that they were fucking evil…so now all of a sudden…they are looking out for us….

I assume that’s from 25 years of programming….then there’s the woke…

The funny thing about this whole woke thing is that since the dawn of time there have been haters hating on everything….from Rock Music, to the way Elvis Danced..even Classical Music was likely rebellious when it got its start…but they just ignored the haters…

So the funny thing about this whole woke thing is that the brands and media PLAY it all up, they want this controversy and storyline, they want brands to CHANGE and to be more social conscious but only in a tweet….

They aren’t freaking out at brands about plastics or polluting the environment and killing us all with their off shore manufacturing…and chemicals they put in our foods that kill us…

They are freaking out because of a logo, brand name, historical ad with a bitch in a bikini…..

If they just ignored, their bottom line would be the same, people who buy the product will still buy the product, they just go along with this cuz it is free marketing, getting their names in the news like they are the “Good guys”…when NO corporation is the GOOD GUY…..they are all money grubber pieces of shit like the girls of Only Fans, but at least they let us watch them fuck themselves…

Point being…if they JUST ignored the whiners, we’d go back to living our normal self involved life with less annoyance…because this cancel everything shit is just high anxiety, negativity, annoying bullshit that is clearly FUCKING with the minds of normals….

I have had friends I’ve known for 20 years apologize for being white, or a man, and it’s fucking nuts to see how well the programming works…as we’re all in a cult, we just aren’t aware of it, born into it like ex-Prince Harry….totally blinded to the masterminds conditioning us to hate each other for the dumbest reasons…besides a person just being an asshole..

In conclusion…Corporations are bad…nude girls trying to get ahead in lazy ways cuz they like being jerked off to….are good…and here are some stepLINKs..

All this to say….bust out the old VHS player and have a weekend watching the classics…FUCK DIGITAL…we’re going Analog….which means DrunkenStepfather will only be available in ZINE form….that no one will read…

Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend…TITS, VHS PORN, NO SCREENS…fuck yeah…

Bella Hadid is Topless for Fashion
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Australian Boxer Avril Mathie Soaking Up Some Sun in Miami….
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Naomi Campbell Topless in i-D
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Cheerleader Chugs a Beer While Showing Flexbility
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Victoria Justice is VERY Racy in her New Role
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Kylie Jenner in a Sheer Outfit!
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Hilary Duff in a Selfie!
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Demi Lovato in a Tank Top!
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Dude Fucks up the Group Shot
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Lottie Moss Hot in Lingerie
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7 Celebrity Approved Leggings!
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Kelly Kelly in a Bikini…
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This Girl is a Clinger…
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Man with No Arms Splits Logs
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Twitch Founder Talks Selling to Amazon!
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Steve-O Talks Celebs He’s Done Coke With
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Dr Dre’s Wife Tried Getting Restraining Order Against Him
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You’ll Love this New Barbie!
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Maddie Ziegler in a Photoshoot!
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Tom Brady Signs a Four-Year Extension With the Buccaneers
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Redecorating
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The Man who Plays Accordion for the Neighbors…
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Terrifying Vulcan Plane
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5 Reasons to Not Hold your Fart
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Kevin James Buys Florida Home
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Politician Caught Looking at Trans Erotica
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Rita Ora Putting on a Show!
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Bears Fan Takes a Hammer to the Head, His First Thought After Waking Up is Did Chicago Land Russell Wilson
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Redneck Parkour
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Meghan Markle On Nickelodeon When She Was 12-Years-Old!
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Terrifying Sea Slug
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Photographer Captures Star Over Erupting Volcano
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Stargate SG-1 Actor Dies Kiteboarding
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Golfer Paige Spiranac Isn’t Happy That the Space Jam Director Took “the Boobs Off Lola Bunny”
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Colossal Wave Damages Warship
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Attempted Car Jacking in Florida
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Megan Thee Stallion in a New Video Looking /great!
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Rebecca Page is a Nude Model Underwater!
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Cam Newton is Signing Another One-Year Deal With the Patriots
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Dog Loves Kissing his Owner
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What Makes Pee Look Like Chains
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The Amazing Kate Beckinsale is the New Isla Fisher in this Role
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Kevin Durant Discovered Oklahoma State Track Star Brooke Thomas
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Lottie Moss Bare Booty!
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Dog on a Dog
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Loni Anderson Talks Kissing Schwarzenegger – RIP BURT!
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Idiot Golfers
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6 Grooming Sets for the Modern Man!
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Top 5 over 50 Actresses in Nude Scenes!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Kelsea Ballerini – Shape Magazine Hotness
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Soliel Moon Frye Making a Comeback
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Bella Thorne in Miami!
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Selena Gomez in People…
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Amber Valetta in Vogue UK
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Charlotte Lawrence in a Shitty Photoshoot
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Malu Trevejo in a Bikini
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Anna Baryshnikov in a Photoshoot
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Katie Holmes on the Streets
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Ambrosio in Leggings
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Jennifer Aniston Old Crypt Keeper Looking Bitch
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Saxon Sharbino’s Hard Nips, Fuck me Boots and Leather Pants
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Liz Berkley Monster
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Demi Lovato is Trash in a Photoshoot
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Aisling Franciosi in a Photoshoot
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Kaia Gerber in Leggigns
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Chrishell Stause Dog Walker…
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Madelyn Cline in Activewear
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Emily Alyn Lind in Harpers Bazaar
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Strap On Twerking
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BUSH!
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Butt Over Back
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Ashley Tervort Nude Compilation
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Leaked!
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Bigger Than her Head
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WOULD YOU HIT IT?!
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Asian Pool Party – That’s Racist
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Amalia Davis Does the Dildo
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TOpless Model in the Backyard
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Hot Booby Shake…
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Friends Swapping Face Fucks
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SCUMBAG OF THE WEEK
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The Shit Cam Girls Do
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Lacey London is Naked
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Shay Laan’s Titties
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Real Wives!
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Public Fuckers
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24 People Having a Shitty Day
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The Show Must Go On!
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Massive Titty Amateur
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The French Maid
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Cheesy Nude Model Shoot
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2021

Mar

Renee Olstead Doing things Right of the Day

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She’s got the right idea, fuck Hollywood and show your pussy on the internet for the fans who found you in Hollywood, because it’s artistic, or important, or just not the soul crushing work that is the entertainment industry….

From mainstream, to self produced pornographer, and the whole thing’s a great strategy to me….

I mean, 99% of actors at all levels of fame are whores, so you might as well do what makes you fucking happy, or what makes the fans happy, because a pussy flashing actor, is better than some bullshit actor gaming the system for her academy award…and basically all celebrities should be doing this…let’s normalize the pussy flash…and not just save it for execs, be inclusive, let us in on it like Renee is….

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2021

Mar

Selena Gomez Blonde Wig Big Tits of the Day

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I don’t know what Selena Gomez is doing but I’ll just assume it is part of some mind control bullshit to manipulate her audience or distract them or some shit…not because I am a conspiracy theorist, but because these child stars like Demi Lovato, Selena, etc are all fucking weirdos who disappear and make appearances with their super celebrity status and for whatever reason never get officially cancelled because too many people have their hands in their pockets and profit off them….it’s basically the Britney Spears story…sold by your parents who mooched off your earnings and now who you working for?!

I don’t know what the new look is, but it’s probably by design, as everything she does is by design, which is why she fucking sucks…anything contrived and not even to feel like it is real, natural or authentic…just comes across as weird…but she does have fake tits and I may not like fake tits…but I still consider them tits…barely tits…but still tits…and that’s what matters.

I have a hard time believing anyone things Selena Gomez is interesting, cool, amazing….or anything beyond some bloated Chipmunk who had a kidney removed due to a terminal illness she hasn’t died from….but she’s the kind of celeb who doesn’t need to be interesting, cool or amazing, and the people will still buy what she’s selling…because she’s been brainwashing them since they were kids watching her round face on Barnard the Purple Dinosaur…

It’s all pretty creepy..but not as creepy as the fake goth trans she’s with…I wonder if he gave her one of hr other organs, I hear that’s how she chooses friends….to enter the world of Selena…a world that smells like Lupus Feces and tears….cuz she broken…

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2021

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Offs are VERY important and not just for the inquisitive minds, or the investigative reporters, or the obsessive compulsive nerds….On/Offs are important for all of us to cross reference what a girl looks like clothed and naked, ideally on the same day, so we know what’s under their clothing….if this was mandetory at all jobs, it would increase productivity, you know so that you don’t have to sit there imagining what girls look like nude under than skirt, but rather KNOW what they look like under that skirt so that you can go on with your life….which would never go over with HR, the personnel department frown on managers who demand clothed/unclothed selfies…which is why I work as an independent contractor…the second that society allows me to Manage my way, is the second I go back to that Corporate grind I was never part of, but I did work in the warehouse loading boxes, but not the way I’d want to load boxes, it would require some On/Offs to know how to load those boxes proper…

Luckily, girls are exhibitionists and as time goes on the ON/OFF will be the daily IG profile pic…the way NATURE intended but for now we’re dealing with girls who want to share the on/off, not because they have to, or because it’s part of their duty as an employee, but becasue they like being jerked off to…so check em out….so much variety…best post of the week!

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2021

Mar

Elizabeth Gilles Tit of the Day

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Liz Gillies is the 27 year old currently on “Dynasty Season 3 is now on Netflix” according to wherever the fuck I cut and pasted that from…

She was on Victorious and I guess has gone onto do better things that Victoria Justice who the show is named after, along with their costar Ariana Grande who aslso did bigger things than all of them…not that anything she did was actually good…but they are all puppets from the same handler…so I guess their individual successes don’t matter…it’s about the success of the “movement” or the “institution”….(Dan Schneider- google him, he’s a creep)

As it turns out, she’s got big tits and these are those tits being big, which I guess is exciting to those into kids sold to the industry to be used as puppets to manipulate you with things like their tits. .

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2021

Mar

Sierra Skye’s Ass of the Day

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I don’t really know who the fuck Sierra Skye is, but she is one of these girls of the internet who is into making guys jerk off to her for money and we need girls like that, so long as they don’t pretend they are anything but girls who make dudes jerk off for money….because that’s when they get annoying….it’s like have some level of self awareness when you’re getting paid to get naked….you instagram fuck…

The whole “i am an influencer” when all you do is post your ass to bait dudes to your subscription site is pretty fucking lame….or delusional…no one’s getting fooled here so let us do what we’re here to do…

I am not hating, I mean I am sure she knows that’s how she gets paid or why she has 4.1 million followers who are potentially 85 percent fake…but no one cares about authenticity. they will say “Authentic Self” and things like that, but those are just words….to distract from them being bullshit…on all fronts..from fans and follows to their faces and bodies…

Again, I am generalizing sluts of the internet who sell nudes…since despite the 4 million followers on IG….not knowing who this is….but I these are some of her pics…that will likely make you want to know who she is…

Everyone’s got a price and these girls GET paid, but they are still choosing the easy cash grab but the world has always needed strippers….it’s just a different format now…

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2021

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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In other news…full back panties aren’t just for PMS or Periods anymore…they have re-integrated themselves into being the co-star in the slutty selfie that would have never happened years ago when the full back panty was shamed and put in the corner like it was Baby in Dirty Dancing…

You know “YOU DON’T BELONG HERE”…like the world wasn’t a SAFE SPACE for them…because it wasn’t…they’d get shamed, laughed at, forced to sit at the back of the bus…you know left out at all the cool parties…no one would date them, or even fuck them….they’d sit alone at lunch…they’d be the last one picked for the school gym basketball game…they’d spend their weekends knitting with granny, because GRANNY understood them…which led to their rebranding as Granny Panty…like it was a bad thing….how can a Granny be a bad thing…even Meghan Markle who has no soul likes Grannies…..

They were shunned, black listed, pissed on, bled on, shat on, forgotten….they were the failure of panties…they were trash…but they survived…so so will all you fucking whiners out there….if the FULL BACK PANTY can make a comeback…we can all be OK…

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2021

Mar

Madelaine Petsch Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Riverdale is a piece of shit show…if you’ve seen it you know…I suggest you don’t see it…..but if you do see it…along with no understanding anything going on…forcing you to question the target market of the CW Network’s audience, because they clearly are too busy taking selfies or looking for hook-ups or scolling social media to pay the fuck attention to the storylines since there is no storyline….then the whole casting of everyone is just the worst…all these 40 year olds playing 16 year olds…who are now 25 year olds on the show thanks to some time jump that makes no sense like the rest of the show…don’t ask me how I know this…because I won’t hear you…I just know it…

I also know that the hottest thing on the show is hot bodied, fiery redhead Cheryl Blossom, who has this fit body, round ass, that she’s brought to America from her Native South Africe…where I’ll assume she learned how to do the booty dancing..but that I’ll get racist for suggesting…because twerking despite being cultural appropriation doesn’t get girls cancelled…

She’s got that ass control, set to the beat, in what looks like her Garage….and the rumor is she’s got a Black Boyfriend, so this could be the reason for that…even though I thought South Africans were the most racist….Apartheid / Mandela shit…you know…

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2021

Mar

Olivia Jade Bikini Tits of the Day

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Aunt Becky Jr is in a bikini showing off her mangled face that we can assume she has made into a muppet face thanks to the pressures of the internet or maybe as a fuck you to her mom for making her stop posting on Youtube thanks to their college admission scandal…..you know they tried every angle to keep Aunt Becky out of prison and failed….

Now, I don’t think that Aunt Becky or that College Scandal was a big deal, I just figured that’s how schooling works, but the internet definitely wasn’t into the whole buying your way into things…while I am a firm believer that if you’re rich, you should be able to buy your way into things, you’re not some sucker fuck, you made it motherfucker and the world is YOUR oyster where people WORK for you…you’re AUNT FUCKING BECKY…

Now I don’t know if muppet face has also jacked her tits up, but you could argue that one is still on the Rowing Team at USC, while the other is just living off their family fortunes as she plans ways to sexualize herself for views…

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2021

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Friday is the day that we celebrate Fishnets, even though Fishnets have been around since the dawn of time, in what we can assume was a weird brainstorm session when two lonely fishermen decided to test out their theory about how hot those fishnets would look on “women” once they got back to shore….you know days on the ship doing that physical job gets lonely and when men are left alone too long they end up dressing each other up as women to make fucking each other up the ass less queer…not that queer is a thing….I saw some article saying that it’s not gay for guys to hook up, it’s just guys being guys…well not this guy….and if this guy was hooking up with guys….even guys dressed up as women thanks to the fishnets we’ve got in the bow….it’d be gay not guys being guys…but keep programming that agenda weirdos…

This is not about fisherman inventing lingerie…it’s about girls taking slutty pics of themselves in that lingerie…which I guess could double as a way to get food if you were lucky enough to get stranded near a lake with a woman wearing fishnets…but since we’re all coddled pussies who don’t need to catch our own food, we can use fishnets they way they were intended…for jerking off.

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