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2021

11

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

TITTY DROPS are the most wonderful drops there are….

I know what you’re thinking, that when your balls dropped it was better than all the titty drops, because you were no longer a ball-less freak at 25 years old. Pretty embarrassing…..then there are those of you losers out there into the whole streetwear thing who also do drops….that idiots line up for to pay insane amounts of money for things like T-shirts….or now there’s the VACCINE drops where people are actually posting pics of them socializing again, since they are vaccinated, like they couldn’t socialize pre-vaccinations, despite the vaccines not working….which always makes me laugh…

But these drops are about girls flashing their tits in a fun bouncy way, and everything is better with breasts…

The point is, if you got breasts, show those breasts…in this fun and amazing way!

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2021

11

Mar

Emu Vs Beach Goers and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiot Dismount

Two Pussies Fight

Shitty Mom of the Day

Terrible Power Lines

Kid Saying “Where’s the Truck”

Beating the Toll Gate

COVID PARTY GETS BUSTED!

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2021

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There are so many problems with social media…but the problem with social media is that it’s all the uglies trying to get jerked off to, in looks, in spirit, in intelligence…the beautiful, the actual beautiful don’t need social media validation – so there’s that

Beautiful people are not trying to get jerked off to, they don’t even post the selfies….so when you look at people’s social media, you can tell if they are beautiful or not by the content they produce….but more importantly you can objectify the ugly people the way they want you to and jerk off to them like the sluts they are…\

Here are some stepLINKS….

Demi Lovato Goes Glam
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Announces That Brazilian Model Lais Ribeiro is Back for 2021
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Nude Model in Nature
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Shay Mitchell is her Own Biggest Fans!
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Lady Gaga gets cute with costar Adam Driver
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The Kloons Look Into Why Men Stare At Breasts!
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Guy Makes A Guitar Out Of His Dead Uncle’s Skeleton And Plays It!
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Dog Smiles With Pride About The Mess It Created In The Room
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Sofia Topless and Looking Out the Window
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Natalie Buffett is Still Celebrating the Cowboys QB’s New Deal
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Mumford & Sons member leaving band over ANTIFA comments
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Uber Cool Drone Shot Of A Bowling Alley And Bar!
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Miami is Going to Go All-In on Trying to Land Deshaun Watson
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Priest Ends Up Accidentally Playing A Rap Song During Live Stream Mass!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with these billionaires is that they don’t just settle with being billionaires, running these companies that made them billions, where they continue to make billions, but instead are celebrities with egos who are involved in all these initiatives, climate talks, philanthropic efforts….they are now the experts on nonsense political, emotional and socially conscious shit, all while being billionaires from some bullshit company they still make billions on.

There are some billionaires, like Branson, who you don’t really mind getting involved in socially conscious efforts…or the guy who founded Patagonia because he likes to climb, camp and be in nature….so his environmental work seems legit…

But Bezos…Like you run an online store motherfucker, I don’t need your opinion on anything just because it’s a huge online store, how about you just focus on your store…. shopkeep and leave the world issues to the rest of us…..

NOT TO MENTION….his online store, that makes him billions, is destroying small business unless they sell through him and he gets his cut, polluting the fuck out of the world….with packaging, made in China shit and even his WHOLE FOODS brand isn’t WHOLE FOODS at all…but rather just garbage products marketed as healthy…to line his pockets…

It’s pretty irritating that we turn to the Billionaires as heroes because they know how to scam billions to make themselves Billionaires…

So we know it’s to avoid tax, to pretend to be humans and not reptiles from hell who worship lucifer, you know a PR hustle that feeds their shitty egos…because when a motherfucker’s idea turns into a billion dollar enterprise, it validates them and their idea, which leads to insane ego…

From my experience, every Billionaire I know is an evil piece of shit….so here are some stepLINKS…

Platinum Tees Caddy Sierra Tressler is Worth a Look
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Faith Schroder is Awesome in Bikini
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The Riverdale Girls on Skates!
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Hot Ass Yoga Girl Creeping me the fuck out
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Halle Berry in A See Through Dress
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Halle Berry Instagram VS Reality
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J.Lo Erotic Dance
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UFC Fighter Maryna Moroz Went Viral Announcing Her Subscription Based Website
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Lottie Moss Bikini Selfies
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Georgia May Jagger is Awesome for Wrangler!
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Danny Devito with a Dog in a Dress
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Jessica Lowndes Working Out!
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Jordana Brewster White Bikini Pokies
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Meghan Markle’s Half Sister Says She’s a Narcissist (obviously)
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Khloe Kardashian is Preparing for More Babies!
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Man Gets Worried with Each Burrito Bite he Doesn’t Find Guac In….
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Wheelchair Model Finds Love!
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Johnny Damon Said People Were After Him Because He’s a Trump Supporter During DUI Arrest
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Georgia Fowler is Amazing in Lingerie
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Emma Rose Kenney Horseback Riding
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This Cat Knows Tricks
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Milla Jovovice Pokies in Paris
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Twins Share their Best “Trading Places” Stories
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Chloe Sevigny Got Secretly Married Last Year!
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Inattentive Driver!
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Infinite Loop of Watering Cans
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Australian Surfer Holly-Daze Coffey Let Her Boyfriend Drink Beer Off Her Booty for His Birthday
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Zach LaVine’s Fiancee Hunter Mar Provides an All-Star Weekend Recap
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Noah Cyrus has a Fan
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Awesome Rock Show
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21 Unexpected Celebrity Encounters!
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Live Action Power Puffs Girl with Dove Cameron is On the Way
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This Straeming Babe Sounds like Siri!
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Kelly Nash Announces Engagement to White Sox Pitcher Dallas Keuchel
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Bear in the Dumpster!
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10 of the Worst CGI in Movies
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French Dad Gave Kid Mein Kampf not Minecraft!
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FBI Video of a Pipe Bomber
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Heat Release a Statement on Meyers Leonard’s Anti-Semitic Slur Saying He “Will Be Away From the Team Indefinitely”
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Selena Gomez in a Bikini for VOgue
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Dog Excited for Owner….but Not…
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What if the World Suddenly Turned to Gold
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Injured Dog Takes Himself to the Vet
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Pelicans Center Jaxon Hayes is Dating IG Model Sofia Jamora CHECK HER OUT!
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56 Pics of Model Cyndal McKay
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Poster Girl Zara Larsson
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Bella Hadid’s Weird Workout Flash
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Adam Driver and Lady Gaga for Gucci – Spend Your Money Better Gucci…
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Morning with Tom Brady
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Epic Skydiving
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Deep Cleaning of Air Pods will Make You Sick
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Semi Truck Reverses into Parking Car
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Ashley Harkleroad Hits the Outdoor Shower
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Model Georgia Fowler in TIGHT SHORTS
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Disney Pulls Some Classics
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A Funny Memes
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Top 5 Items for your Pooch!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Ashley Benson in Tight Pants
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Georgia Fowler Cameltoe
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Selena Gomez Sucks in Vogue
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Sara Sampaio in Lingerie…
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Barbara Palvin in Lingerie
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Ashley Benson in a Sleazy Shoot
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Bella Hadid in Leggings
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Jen Garner in a Magazine
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Kate Hudson in Women’s Health
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Paris Hilton is Out for the Paparazzi
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Rita Ora in LEggings
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Ashley Benson in Shorts
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings…
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From stepSMUT!!

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What Emojis were Invented For
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Better than a Birthday Cake
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The Perfect Loop
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9 Public Acts that Make You a WHore
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Hot Reddit Amateur!
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Big Beach Tits
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Making Messes
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Japanese Porn Weirdness…
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18 People Having Shitty Days
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Girl with the VIBE
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Bum Fingers
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The Best Game of Wheelbarrow
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TikTok Disney Princess Filter Weirdness….on this Masturbator
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Ass Eating!
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How to Use Books
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Office Party!
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In The Ass
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Adriana Naked
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Riding the Tub
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Lana Rhoades Naked
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So Many Tats
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Girl Riding the Sex Doll Dildo
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Valentina Nude
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Shower Pisser
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Young Couple Fuck
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FIGHT CLUB!
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Big Girl Titty Shake
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Amateur Fuck
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She Says this is her Only Talent
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Snapchat Leaks
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Crazy Booty on the Shower Glass
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Na’vi babes go to Subway
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Olivia Wilde Leaked Nudes
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2021

10

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Tits in the Sun of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has scaled back on her sleazy content that she hopped into at the dawn of the Pandemic, realizing that she was fucking famous and doing the Instagram content would get her back on the map thanks to that audience she neglected….it was all at the tail end of a break-up with some dude who is playing Elvis, who realized he had so much other pussy to dive into…why hang with this washed up do nothing…so she took it upon herself to remind us that she’s no nobody…she’s Vanessa Hudgens…the original leaked cellphone nude selfies…a star amongst stars trained by the people at Disney who you know run that evil empire like a tight ship and take care of their own…just think of all the stars that crawled out of their womb, all are likely still being programmed or owned by the corporation, we just don’t know that side of the business..

Not that it matters, what matters is that Vanessa Hudgens suddenly has big tits, suddenly does slutty things, is fully sexualizing herself in a very mainstream not OnlyFans way, and it works….

The problem is she has a boyfriend again and has scaled back on the fun, but she’s still out in the sun in a beater and it’s not the kind of spread leg shot we want, but it’s the one we get and sometimes that’s all we got….

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2021

10

Mar

Dr Quinn Medicine Woman in a Swimsuit of the Day

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I never watched Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, but it was on TV all the fucking time and I do like Westerns, but it was likely not the kind of Western I’d like…so I never fully got the opportunity to Jerk off To Jane Seymour the way I’d want to….and after seeing her swimsuit pics today…I am not going to start now…but maybe you’re relive some nostalgia like the pervert you are…I mean never too old to get in a swimsuit for the internet to stare at your tits, ass, vagina, etc…even when you’re too old to get in a swimsuit…..

You may come from the school of thought where you feel it is never to late to do something, but I don’t…when the ship has sailed, there is no getting on it and ending up in the new world…you missed the fucking boat…so if jerking off to Dr Quinn is your thing, you may be better off watching her reruns…

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2021

10

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls may be the lowest hanging fruit when it comes to INFLUENCERS, but I am a believer in the legalization of Weed, not because I am a smoker, but because making a plant illegal is fucking stupid….it’s a fucking plant motherfuckers…talk about the government impeding on our rights…not to mention weed is far better for the anxious, A-D-D, depressed than other legal things like BIG PHARMA and BOOZE….which you may love, but if you throw weed into the mix, you’ll love it more…

Weed is legal here, so it is already a big industry that isn’t necessarily allowed to market like all the other people with Drop Shipping stores, with FB and GOOGLE, as they don’t like weed, despite Zuckerberg looking like he needs to smoke some weed to loosen up a little…robot shit…and turning to girls who smoke weed, get naked for an audience, attention, or only fans, and merge the two hobbies into what I guess would be a lazy, laid back business….so where there is opportunity there are girls getting naked to get in on that opportunity…and I am into that…even if some of these girls look like they snack a little too much while stoned, I can handle it, because they aren’t celebrities getting naked with weed for attention, they are average nobodies and that makes the whole thing better….

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2021

10

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Gets Work of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin has finally landed some work!

I don’t know what the work is for, whether she is getting paid for the work, or just hanging out doing photoshoots because she’s got nothing else to do, and that’s the whole basis of her trying to be an influencer….all while failing at being an influencer…even though she’s got rich and famous parents and she gets naked on the internet…which is the recipe for influencer success…which I am not mad about or complaining about, I like that even the rich kids with visibility are trying the low hanging fruit approach to marketing and being sleazy….because they do have budgets to spend on content that could be inspiring, unique, interesting, but they choose getting half naked…it’s pretty funny, or lazy, but what else are they to do..

I wouldn’t go so far as to say Ireland Baldwin is hot in this shoot, because I don’t find her hot, she’s a little too big and scary for me, but I do like to keep track of what she’s up to, knowing she’s unstable and weird but more importantly, that her tits are bigger than my head!

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2021

10

Mar

Chloe East Titties in Vogue of the Day

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Chloe East is some new name – at least to me – but I am such a burnout drunken idiot with early onslaught alzheimers or just total disinterest in all things Hollywood because I fucking hate actors and their soulless lying ways….but she’s got her tits out…so I’ll wikipedia this bitch..

So…in 2013 she was in True blood where she played 11 year old Faerie Girl…then in 2016 she was in Liv and Maddie which sounds like some fucking Disney perverse shit…..and that’s abotu it…

The reason she’s in VOGUE, is probably an advertisement presented as editorial, we call those ADVERTORIALS and yes, magazines like VOGUE will let you pay them to feature your talent if you’re rich enough…the rumor is that’s how Hadid launched Gigi’s career…he bought a cover because nothing too expensive for his rat of daughter and her model dreams…

The ad she’s part of is a LENA DUNHAM produced show, so you know it will fucking suck and likely be some WOKE shit for the HBO streaming app..

The premise:

Generation is a dark yet playful half-hour following a group of high school students whose exploration of modern sexuality (devices and all) tests deeply entrenched beliefs about life, love and the nature of family in their conservative community.

Sounds about right for Dunham, she is someone who was rumored to diddle her sister and no one cancelled her for that….

Not to mention, it’s a little weird all these shows are perverted high school stories, instead of perverted college stories, Hollywood likes the teens…who I guess Chloe West is one of…hence the tits out in Vogue, but she’s not an actual teen so that makes it ok…

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2021

10

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I know that there are a lot of identity crisis weirdos out there, whether it’s straight married men deciding that they are gay, now that it’s celebrated, or dudes cutting their dicks off to be women, because that’s their true self, even though that’s not necessarily their true self, they just think it is because they were inspired by Bruce Jenner….but I am not one of those identity crisis weirdos…I know what I like….the only think I like and that is pussy definiton….

I have appreciated cameltoe since the 70s when the girls would wear those short sports shorts jacked up to their necks, it was a simpler time….then through the 80s and 90s when the pussy defining cameltoe wasn’t trending or stylish….I still managed to find some in bathing suits, panties and if I was lucky….leggings and leortards…it was the aerobics era….and I have committed my life work to staring at pussy definition any chance I get, I’d say it was my life work, but it’s more of a passion…and I didn’t actually collect these pussy definitions, I’d just appreciate them in the momey, so not too much to build off of….

BUT luckily, cameltoe is style now, it’s part of the pervert generation, the Jenners and Baldwins of the world are jacking anything they can in their cunts, so it’s not just for perving at the grocery store, it’s for everyday…where bitches basically point to their crotches and say “look at my cameltoe”…which makes this a glorious time for a pussy definiton pervert like me to be alive….so many cameltoes…

Now you may wonder why I care how fat a lip is behind a pair of pants, panties, bathing suits, etc….and the answer is that mystery, the tease, not being graphic makes the experience hotter and more erotic than if they were spread opened and pissing themselves…it’s the subtle “I am a girl…or “I cut my dick off”….or “I am wearing my pussy toe cup they sell on Amazon….and it’s wonderful…

Here’s a bunch of pussies eating clothing!

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