I missed Oprah today and that really upsets me. It’s thrown off my whole trying to live like a housewife plan. The highlight of last week’s Oprah is when she started talking about the shape of her shit, she said that some of her shits were C-shaped and some of them were S-shaped…it was pretty […]

I went out for a sandwich cuz the sandwich guy gives me free sandwiches. He knows I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking annoyed because they didn’t have what I wanted and I feel like beggars should be choosers, otherwise they’ll always get second best. I went to starbucks to get a free coffee […]

I went out for a sandwich cuz the sandwich guy gives me free sandwiches. He knows I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking annoyed because they didn’t have what I wanted and I feel like beggars should be choosers, otherwise they’ll always get second best. I went to starbucks to get a free coffee […]

I love that out of the 10 people who read this site, 5 of you email me asking to hang out and you are dudes. I generally don’t meet men off the internet…so you may be out of luck. I do however meet men who take me to movies, but not in a gay way, […]

This is a message I came across on Facebook: hey love! Just checking up on you… wanted to know if theyve cured that nasty rash you know where! Remember im here for you no matter what std you may be sporting babe xoxox These are my links: Some Really Hot Girl Who Obviously Knows What’s […]

Those fuckers at TMZ refused to link me when they first started and now I know why. They are fucking huge. I just watched local news and they were on it for the Kramer video. These fuckers land all the HUGE videos and if I was them, I wouldn’t link to me either….On the positive […]

I know my posts were not celebrity/nudity influenced today and that traffic is going to really suffer because all 10 of you are here to see Paris’ latest nip slip. I know that all I had today was a video of some jackass dancing and an Interview by some dude pretending to be Abi Titmuss…but […]

I still don’t know if this Abi Titmuss site is real. I have a feeling that it isn’t, because no one ever emails me so the chances of some big breasted UK porn lookin’ bitch emailing me is really unlikely. What is more likely is that some dude from the UK started up some fan […]

This is a video of cunt Perez Hilton getting served a Cease and Desist by SplashNewsOnline, a Paparazzi/Photo Agency. I have issues with both the bloggers and the paparazzi. It is hard not to hate the success a fat, lazy, ugly gay man like Perez has achieved. He is making over over $25,000 a month […]

I went out to a country music event last night where one of the 75 year old hillbilly’s fainted. I was scared that he died, but he got back up and played another song about 30 minutes later. I woke up at 7 am to go to a sleep specialist because I was told I […]