Here are some pics of Lohan at Teddy’s on Saturday, eating pretzels cuz she’s fatter than ever and fat ppl love pretzels, it’s a fact. I don’t really give a fuck about all this celebrity shit, it’s actually depressing to me. I wrote about how I went from site to site yesterday for the first […]

Here are some pics of Lohan at Teddy’s on Saturday, eating pretzels cuz she’s fatter than ever and fat ppl love pretzels, it’s a fact. I don’t really give a fuck about all this celebrity shit, it’s actually depressing to me. I wrote about how I went from site to site yesterday for the first […]

Dr Phil was on Bum Fight Videos. I remember having the concept for a TV show called “What Would A Bum Do For $5”. I obviously never went through with it, cuz I suck at life but the dude who ended up making those videos is a multimillionaire because of them. If I had done […]

I was walking by a trendy bar this past weekend and looked in the window, like helpless homeless looking people sometimes do. It was cold outside and the warm holiday cheer I saw inside was nice. However, behind all the nice, it reminded me of why I do what I do and that is so […]

My site is running slow.. but I need to post these links…so this took me an hour to get up and they are fucking awesome, if awesome to you means shit…because I suck at steplinks…I am forced to watch the OC as I go through all of this pain of being the coolest site on […]

So Raymi the Minx wins the blogger awards, possibly because of your voting on her from here. Let’s face it I have had a huge part in making this girl famous over the last 2 years. Unfortunately, like all people who think they’ve “made it”, they leave the small guys in the dust. Since the […]

I cater this site to the virgins..because I assume 96% of people on the internet are virgins who come to the internet to jerk off to the 4% of sluts who post pics of themselves but every once in a while, I email someone who has read the site before and that said person, virgin […]

I missed Oprah today and that really upsets me. It’s thrown off my whole trying to live like a housewife plan. The highlight of last week’s Oprah is when she started talking about the shape of her shit, she said that some of her shits were C-shaped and some of them were S-shaped…it was pretty […]

I went out for a sandwich cuz the sandwich guy gives me free sandwiches. He knows I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking annoyed because they didn’t have what I wanted and I feel like beggars should be choosers, otherwise they’ll always get second best. I went to starbucks to get a free coffee […]

I went out for a sandwich cuz the sandwich guy gives me free sandwiches. He knows I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking annoyed because they didn’t have what I wanted and I feel like beggars should be choosers, otherwise they’ll always get second best. I went to starbucks to get a free coffee […]