I almost had an ad deal closed today, but then the dude emailed me back telling me to forget it and that he wasn’t going to go through with it. This has been the story of the site, people are scared to advertise because I post to tits, I say stupid shit, and they don’t […]
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2006
20
Jun
I am – The MMVA Picture Thread of the Day
I know that no one cares about Canada and that no one cares about Award Shows so based on my backwards logic, all of you care about award shows in Canada. These motherfuckers rejected my application for press access because they are racist fucking cunts.(READ MMVA REJECTION POST). The motherfuckers had Perez and Paris Hilton […]
2006
19
Jun
I am – Lohan Stalker Post of the Day
My word of wisdom for the day is that if you dress the kitchen garbage in a Chanel Dress, it’s still kitchen garbage. That came to me while watching that cunt Paris Hilton’s new music video last night, obviously written before her sex tape cuz she drops a line like “I’ll show you mine if […]
2006
14
Jun
I am – StepCOURT of the Day
I have to spend the afternoon in court, so I won’t be back until later on tonight. So if you’re reading this, come back later, I may have some new stuff up….I never said that it would be good new stuff…just that it would be new. Paris Hilton tried to start shit with my girl […]
2006
13
Jun
I am – Lohan Stalker Post of the Day
A little cocaine never hurt anyone, errr wait…..I know a few people who died cuz of it, but that’s not the point. The point is that whether she’s ripping lines or not I am still gonna be stalking her. I also think people need to stop calling her Blohan because it’s about as funny as […]
2006
13
Jun
I am – stepREJECTION: Much Music Video Awards
Last month, I was told about the Much Music Video Awards and in trying to give DrunkenStepSteve something useful to do in his hometown of TORONTO, where this useless event is taking place, I tried to get him Media Access. Upon further investigation I found that they were DESPERATE for decent bands/presenters/hosts/etc, because the world […]
2006
07
Jun
I am – Nicole Richie is a 12 year old Tranny
This no writing thing is a lazy man’s game, and in keeping it up, since people find my site has too much writing, and don’t understand the jokes. I decided to quote Perez Hilton, everyone’s favorite useless celebrity blogger who we all know sat with the fat girls in the school cafeteria growing up. Because […]
2006
07
Jun
I am – DrunkenStepLinks of the day
These are the links I chose. These are the links you re going to hate and complain about. I am glad we experienced this together. It’s like we are finally a family. That’s the story I heard…..I think I went way too far with the Lohan Stalker post. I will lose my 10 readers. Bye […]
2006
06
Jun
I am – DrunkenLink Dump of the Day
I love how all you fuckers dis me for the links I choose. You call me a spammer and all kinds of fucking names. Keep it up – I will just post more fucking links everyday. Eventually – this garbage site will just be outbound links to crap….and then maybe you’ll stop comin’ by. Motherfucker. […]
2006
04
Jun
I am – Saturday Night Link Dump of the Day
I hate when people criticize someone and that person rationalizes it by saying it stems from jealousy. “Oh they are just jealous…” Mother’s say that to their fat useless kids who get teased on the playground. Unfortunately carry that bullshit mother sympathy on with them into adult life. I would argue that I don’t get […]