At first I thought that Kelly Osborne was doing some Mel Gibson Nazi salute, but then I realized that that was way too much of a pop culture reference for me. I am not supposed to know what’s going on the world, my ignorance is part of my charm, so instead of starting a Jews […]

The biggest joke of this site is that I really have no idea who any of the people I post about are. I am convinced that all the other celebrity sites live and breathe this shit. When they go home for Sunday Dinner, or when they go on dates with girls who are impressed by […]

I didn’t leave my house last night out of fear of getting struck by lighting. My agorophobia is getting worse as the months go on and I haven’t left my apartment in at least 8 days, and when I last did leave it was only for a few minutes before running back to my couch. […]

This is my first stepLINKS since the old computer was molested, admit you’re excited. Click the links, they are good and if I missed anything, just send them my way, via email, because I’d rather you don’t come knockin’ at my door, I am trying to be a recluse. Now go fuck yourself. Paris Hilton […]

Here are some links for you to look at, because surfing the internet is kinda what I do when everyone I know is out spending their money and fucking bitches, while I try to avoid my whore of wife and stepdaughter’s friends. If your link isn’t here and you want it to be, then email […]

The Lohan voicemail was not as successful as I thought it would be. I was convinced it was going to be my big internet break and no one gives a shit. Do you realize how fucking hard it is to get a celebrity phone number?? It’s fucking hard. The shit I go through for you […]

I guess there’s no real argument that this is the best place to get celeb paparazzi pics, because you get to read my stories while looking at the pictures. All the other sites suck and the logic is that no one really cares about what the celebs are actually up to and who they are […]

Some dude emailed me this: Here are exclusive pictures of Victoria Silvstedt. You can publish them on your blog. You can’t find those pictures anywhere. An hour later another blog forwarded the same email to me, saying this: Don’t you like this chick? Someone sent these to me don’t know if they are really “exclusive” […]

Some dude emailed me this: Here are exclusive pictures of Victoria Silvstedt. You can publish them on your blog. You can’t find those pictures anywhere. An hour later another blog forwarded the same email to me, saying this: Don’t you like this chick? Someone sent these to me don’t know if they are really “exclusive” […]