Paris Hilton always does that fucking face, pose, whatever the fuck you want to call it, that makes me want to punch her in the fucking face. You know all pouty and bird faced, like some little fucking princess brat at her birthday party where she doesn’t let any of her guests play with her […]
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2012
22
Mar
Paris Hilton Must Die….Even When In a Bikini of the Day
Whenever I see Paris Hilton in a bikini, even if it is an attention seeking, “notice me”, kind of bikini moment, I envision the boat sinking, a shark attacking, the pool drain sucking her to the bottom while there’s no life guard on duty, or even a sniper confusing her for…well…Paris Hilton…the garbage of society […]
2012
24
Feb
Paris Hilton’s New Song “Drunk Text” Review of the Day
She looks like a tranny at best….but the really question is: How is this a song? She’s so musical…She’s just fucking talking a nonsense story that even her family would stop listening to…about a boring night at the club….I am assuming this is an answering machine message remixed…by one of her friends who hates her….cuz […]
2012
06
Feb
Paris Hilton Pantyless Upskirt for Old Times of the Day
Paris Hilton proves the old saying that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks… She knows one thing, and one thing only….show genitals – make money….even though she already has all the money in the world thanks to her grandfather….and never had to do any of this in the first place..it was all just […]
2011
17
Nov
Paris Hilton Cum Glaze Face of the Day
Paris Hilton’s natural tan looks about right…orange enough to inspire the vapid Jersey Shore retards…..something I think she did a long time ago without realizing it…because there is no way those trashy stripper pigs aren’t the direct result of Paris Hilton’s influence in the media….and shiny enough to looklike she’s been glazed with semen like […]
2011
27
Oct
Wishing Paris Hilton Met a Real Aligator of the Day
Swamp People is the only show worth watching on TV…so I understand the plight of the Aligator…and I know that I think it would be a far greater service to the world…and more importantly lesson to the kids…if this was a picture of Paris Hilton with an actual aligator…getting eating….you know so the kids learn…if […]
2011
10
Oct
Paris Hilton and Petra Ecclestone Join Forces of the Day
Here’s an expected union of forces. I saw this coming the second that Ecclestone brat moved to LA. Two billionaire heirs. Spoiled to shit. Tacky as fuck. Annoying to look at and I can only imagine to listen to…. Using their priviledged lives to be the most disgusting, bottom feeding, vapid, hungry for attention, badly […]
2011
21
Sep
Nicky Hilton Vagina Hugging Shorts of the Day
Historically speaking…Nicky Hilton is the boring as fuck, waste of a vagina, sloppy looking, awkward skinny body that I can only blame her mom’s cocaine use for…and everytime I see her, I want to take a fuck nap, or punch her in the face, in efforts of seeing some emotion or personality…but instead she just […]
2011
16
Sep
Paris Hilton Vagina Hider of the Day
Paris Hilton is such a lady….it’s like she didn’t spend the better part of her 20s in sex tapes, flashing cooch at events, getting fucked and fucked up, pretty much being the biggest pile of shit around….fucking up little girls and the only good that’s come from her is that the little girls she fucked […]
2011
01
Aug
Nicky Hilton Covered Up and Sloppy on the Beach of the Day
Nicky Hilton fucking sucks. She’s the boring latch on sister who had no problem riding Paris Hilton’s sex tape fame, you know being her sidekick at all the events and shit, all while never doing anything remotely interesting or scandalous….It’s like she had the opportunity to have dudes jerking off to her but now she’s […]