McCain just said at some Election Day Rally today that Sarah Palin’s husband is ready for Washington because he is a champion snowmobiler, who once broke his arm with 250 miles of the race to go and still came in first. Is he fucking kidding? He also said it’s going to be a late night […]
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2008
03
Nov
Paris Hilton’s Got Her Crazy Push-Up Bra Again of the Day
Paris Hilton may be dull in the bedroom, dull in her everyday life, useless and not attractive. She may have no talent and she may be a genius playing stupid, but I like to think she’s actually a stupid person with a smart team of advisors who spin her stupidity to work in all of […]
2008
22
Oct
Perez Hilton On Paris Hilton’s TV Show and God Didn’t Strike Them Down of the Day
So Perez Hilton is supposed to be some unbiased newsreporter, at least he’s made himself famous reporting “exclusive” celebrity stories as a third party outsider, who can’t get laid and who makes way too much fucking money by owning the celebrity gossip world because people his 15 year old girl commentary and I don’t mean […]
2008
03
Oct
Perez Hilton’ Gap Ad of the Day
So I don’t know what the booze did to me last night but it definitely left me brain chemically unbalanced today. I woke up with a smile, I walked around outside with a smile, I am giggling like a fucking group of homos watching Project Runway, or whatever it is that homos watch that make […]
2008
01
Oct
Paris Hilton’s Shit Song of the Day
Paris Hilton has a new song. Someone emailed it to me. I assume it is the theme to her shitty new show that I will never watch, becasue the only BFF Paris derserves is a punch to her cunt. I don’t know if that made sense, but it doesn’t have to. Paris should stick to […]
2008
26
Sep
Paris Hilton’s Grabbing Some Vagina of the Day
This lesbian movement is getting out of han. Pairs is copying Lohan’s flow by getting with Ronson’s twin sister, oh, right, that’s not a Ronson that’s one of the Good Charlotte Twins, but since they are both androngynist identity crisis try hards, I figure they are pretty much the same fucking thing and they both […]
2008
26
Sep
Perez Hilton Has a Song that Makes Me Want to Kill Myself of the Day
Perez-song-2by drunkenstepfather You know how some peole say they really love what they do and they are excited to get up to do it. I am not one of those people. I really only get excited about sleeping. I don’t even care about drinking, I just do that before sleeping and when I wake up […]
2008
01
Sep
Paris Hilton’s Push Up Bra Hasn’t Died of AIDS Yet of the Day
Despite popular belief, Paris Hilton’s push up bra that makes her look like she’s actually got tits, did not die of Aids, but her dress is still the only pink thing she owns, since her vagina slowly weathered and turned grey like an old park bench that’s be sat on too many times…
2008
25
Aug
Paris Hilton’s Dressed Like a Cheap Stripper for a Launch Party of the Day
Paris Hilton is reportedly single because I guess the rich rockstar she was dating doesn’t have to follow the herpes life sentence rule the rest of us follow and that is that when you land the shit, you stay locked down to the bitch who gave it to you, or the bitch you gave it […]
2008
22
Aug
Nicky Hilton in her Bikini Bottoms of the Day
Sometimes when role playing with my wife, I like to pretend I am Nicky Hilton and she pretends to be the badly dressed asshole no one cares about that she’s dating at the time because my wife is about as worthless as him, except for the fact that she pays my rent and I am […]