Ever since the sex tape came out, I knew everything Paris Hilton did was fucking half assed. I knew that anything she touched would turn out to be shit, like her movie roles, her TV show, her product lines, her club event hosting and her music career. She was just a fucking massive joke on […]
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2008
12
Aug
Paris Hilton and The Good Charlotte Sister are No More of the Day
So it turns out that Paris Hilton has finally come to her senses and dropped this whole lesbian theme that’s been going down the last couple months in Hollywood because it was overbearing and her career went to shit, by leaving her lesbian lover Benji Madden. The rumor is that she’s moved onto the CEO […]
2008
11
Aug
Paris Hilton’s Got Her Push Up Bra On of the Day
I hate Paris Hilton, not only because she’s rich and tricked the world into caring about her up until recently, or because she’s a good business person and understands marketing or making money, or because she’s trashy and fucks on camera because most of the girls I love are trashy and fuck on camera, but […]
2008
06
Aug
Paris Hilton on Funny or Die of the Day
I hate Will Ferrell and everything he does. I don’t really know why, maybe it’s because I don’t find him funny anymore and just think he’s annoying as fuck and does bad movie after bad movie and still gets respect despite being a repetitive asshole or maybe it’s because he moved online with this FunnyOrDie […]
2008
08
Jul
Perez Hilton’s New Body Offends Me of the Day
Here’s a pretty repulsive video to start your day of Perez Hilton showing what working out with a celebrity trainer can do for you, because now that he makes 50,000,000 dollars a year, more than most celebrities do, he can afford to get help. At first, I was thinking dude had Aids, but remembered that […]
2008
10
Jun
Paris Hilton’s Not Pregnant of the Day
I heard on the news that there was a tornado warning and I got excited because I have never been in a tornado and assumed it was a sign of the apocalypse. When the power went out and the overcast and wind rolled in, I was excited to see the world come to an end. […]
2008
05
Jun
Paris Hilton is Probably Pregnant of the Day
Paris Hilton seems to have be a little jealous of Nicole Richie because Paris Hilton is a catty little cunt who wants the spotlight on her. She’s gone onto date Nicole Richie’s baby daddy’s twin and now looks like she’s knocked up. I guess this is a miracle from God, not because you’d think all […]
2008
03
Jun
Paris Hilton’s Lying On Her Balcony In Nothing But a Towel and Enjoying The Scenery of the Day
These are some stalker paparazzi pictures of Paris Hilton smokin’ something while sprawled out on her balcony after taking a shower in what looks like a towel. I am sure she’s happy she dished out that extra cash for the beautiful city-scape view that has unimaginably beautiful sunsets….rumored to be some of the best in […]
2008
21
May
Paris Hilton Doesn’t Like Being Asked About Her Inheritance of the Day
So for those of you who don’t know, Paris HIlton’s grandfather is worth 2.4 billion dollars and for her entire useless life she’s been expecting a huge cut of that fortune, but in the last couple of years after realizing that his grandkids are fuckin’ useless, dude decided to put shit up for charity. In […]
2008
17
Apr
Paris Hilton See Through Shirt of the Day
I am sure these pictures of Paris Hilton in a see through have done their rounds already since they are a couple days old and that you’ve probably already forgotten about them and moved on, a lot like Paris Hilton’s vagina in everyday life, but her vagina always manages to find willing penis, so I […]