I call Paris and leave random messages. The original concept was to pretend I was calling lovers or girlfriends or whatever so that Paris felt awkward when she answered, but I decided to leave a homo message to her fiance Stavros the Greek heir…I pretended to be his lover and it’s funny. If you are […]
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2006
12
Dec
I am – Random Message to Paris Hilton of the Day
I Am – Random Message To Paris Hilton Number 2 Of The Day – video powered by Metacafe The joke in this feature is that we call Paris Hilton and pretend that we don’t know that it is her. Leave an awkward and embarrassing message to some other person so that when she checks her […]
2006
08
Dec
I am – Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Publicity Stunt of the Day
There are pics of Paris and Nicole doing some sort of publicity stunt with some DJ AM looking piece of shit in a Santa Outfit. I find this so fucking obnoxious, but I am no authority on this kind of shit because if I was, I would probably be the one being written about, not […]
2006
05
Dec
I am – Paris Hilton Models her Ass of the Day
Here are some pics of Paris Hilton showing the world her pretty solid ass on the Runway somewhere…. Speaking of SPAM, I am pretty sure you don’t care about this, but the spammer commenter in one of my posts has apologized for pretending to be other members of the site and for writing inappropriate things….If […]
2006
01
Dec
I am – Random Message to Paris Hilton of the Day
I had a friend who once told me a story of a woman who emailed him thinking he was someone else with the same name. She was asking him if he was going to a mutual friend’s wedding innocently and my friend went along with it. Day after day, he would flirt with her eventually […]
2006
30
Nov
I am – Perez Hilton Sued for 7.5 Million Dollars of the Day
I love seeing unnecessary fame come to an end. X17 will win because he made all his money off their content. There is no argument that he is a talentless hack and it’s nice that he is finally going down and not in a good way. I never wish bad upon people, but Perez isn’t […]
2006
04
Oct
I am – Paris Hilton Shops and Chooses and Outfit of the Day…
Some downloaded girl I know always gives me her third year University psychology assessment. Today she told me that she thinks I am losing it, because I have been getting hate mail the last couple of days from the university she goes to and she’s the only person I know who goes to University. I […]
2006
03
Oct
I am – Paris Hilton Rocks Her Cellphone Harder than It Was a Cock of the Day
I guess the good news for some of you is that if Paris Hilton doesn’t die of AIDS, she will die of brain cancer. Bitch is always on her fucking phone and the sad thing is that it is never with me. We had a text message relationship for about a week that ended 2 […]
2006
28
Sep
I am – Paris Hilton Dancing in Europe of the Day
The thing you gotta love about Paris, is that bitch has no shame. Where most of us have little voices in our heads telling us that dressing like a character in a Disney movie is probably not the best idea, Paris just gives ‘er. So here she is in some club lookin like a fool, […]