Buzz Aldrin told the world he didn’t go to the moon, some dude sold Hot Dogs in water at a fair and called it Keto Water, and got 40 dollars a pop for it, plastic straws are being outlawed around the world, because grown adults apparently need their sippy straws to drink their beverages, all […]
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2018
18
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I love watching the transition into sex work. I assume it’s a societal thing. Like girls hate fucking working and dudes are willing to pay them to fuck…and in this internet era of superficiality, vacations and designer clothing, while getting access to dudes who will pay you to get that shit….it’s almost hard to not […]
2018
05
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
Never trust someone who doesn’t drink….unless they are ex addicts…but people who just don’t drink because they never drink…are pussies…and we hate pussies…unless they are in bathing suit bottoms or spread…not when they are dudes… Speaking of pussies, I never realize how uptight people are….how they don’t understand the humor or the joke of the […]
2018
04
Jul
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
It is the fourth of July…where are all the galleries of sluts in bikinis…or drunk sluts at pool parties lighting off fireworks while sucking on hot dogs and cotton candy or whatever it is you Americans do… I don’t leave my couch, but I can live this moment with all of you…freedom fighters… I left […]
2018
29
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
My wife told me that having sex with me is like removing a dry tampon only dick is smaller….despite her being fat and menopausal and even when she got her period she wore fucking diapers…that was nice of her. I am glad I am stuck with her… The other thing I am glad about is […]
2018
22
Jun
Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson – Two Generations of Old Ladies in Bikinis of the Day
Keep it in your fucking pants Grandma… And I’m talkign to Kate Hudson – not Goldie Hawn – the actual Grandma…. Goldie can do whatever the fuck she wants with her old lady ass, it’s at the point of iconic and so old, we don’t even bother noticing…it’s not a point and laugh at Goldie… […]
2018
21
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
There is always a redeeming quality to shoving your dick in the mouth of the girl who hounds you, nags you, gives you shit all day, in a resentment, kind of reclaiming your manhood way…. There is always a redeeming quality to when a girl makes fun of you, knowing you were in her ass […]
2018
20
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I realized something very tragic yesterday….and that is when Bourdain was found dead, hung in his hotel room in France, like so many other people have been found while on business trips… I DIDN’T EVEN THINK AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION…that shoulda been my first instinct – that would have been my first instinct…or what I would […]
2018
21
May
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
When the weekend rolls around, I generally like to shut down the stolen computer I use and my cell phone, not because I am this exhausted maverick business man, who is on some schedule with my life coach to be less of a workaholic, or I’m some millionaire wife on some holistic attempt to remove […]
2018
18
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I am still masturbating to Princess Diana in her bathing suit for the Royal Wedding that everyone seems to be excited about, that no one I know actually cares about, so that I assume I am milking the Royal Wedding as hard as I can….literally…it’s ineffective, but it works for other people.. Here are some […]