I don’t think I am ever gonna get used to having sex with my wife after she gets her diabetic foot amputated….I mean I already can’t stand fucking her…now it’s just gonna be a horrible nightmare….and I generally like amputee porn. Here are some stepLINKS… The Spring Breakers Hotness Tour Continues GO Oscar Pistorius Tells […]
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2013
11
Feb
Elisha Cuthbert For Maxim March of the Day
[IMAGES REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT] Elisha Cuthbert may be relatively uninteresting….you know a girl who had 5 minutes of fame years ago, fell off, and became known as Paris Hilton’s friend….you know a Montreal Local Hero who I wanted to have a candlelight vigil for when she was fat, not working and all around sucking…but […]
2013
30
Jan
Elisha Cuthbert Cleavage for Happy Endings Promo of the DAy
Montreal Hometown Hero…who is probably not really even considered from Montreal anymore….you know now that she’s been living in LA for the last 2 decades….is in some promo shots for her TV show I have never seen and didn’t know she even had…I just assumed she died….cuz I haven’t heard or seen shit about her […]
2013
17
Jan
Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Modeling of the Day
Billionaire Heiress and likely brat…who is trying her best to take over LA like she was Paris Hilton….because that’s what Billionaire Heiress do….especially when they are new money….who just need to throw that cash around in the trashiest of way possible to make as much noise in the process as possible….from buying the Spelling Mansion […]
2013
17
Jan
Jessica Hart’s Awesome Maxim Australia Shoot of the Day
[IMAGES REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT] The only flaw in Jessica Hart is that she’s dating Stavros, Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has clearly given her the Paris Hilton strain of herpes, cuz that’s how unprotected sex works, but I guess it was worth it for Jessica Hart, since he’s a billionaire and can help really […]
2013
15
Jan
Paulina Gretzky’s Doing the Bikini Thing of the Day
Paulina Gretzky attention seeking trust fund girl who was raised by a dad who grew up bore and a mom who’s a gold digger…leading to her flawed personality…depending who you ask….that craves male attention through half naked posing…fake tits…fake hair…fake everything…looking like a little Paris Hilton tart…ready to fuck on camera the first chance she […]
2013
14
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
The 2000th Follower on the @DrunkenStepfatherdotcom Gets a free stepSHIRT!! Here are the rest of the stepLINKS… Seeing What May Possibly Be Alexander Skarsgard’s Penis Is Probably Enough to Make You Want to Blow Your Brains Out GO Stacy Keibler Is Breaking Records and Looking Good Doing It GO Keira Knightley’s Done Gone Done a […]
2013
11
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
Got some fan mail… I really like coming to your site but for the love of god just take an extra second to look over your posts before you submit. Just about every post has a word left out or misspelled! Best Joe So I responded: Joe, if that’s your real name… That’s the whole […]
2013
03
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
The best thing to do on freezing cold days is to laugh at homeless people on the street cuz at least your unheated apartment has running water….it’s an asshole move and if I had all the money in the world I’d bring them all home with me…I would rent the world a home….but right now […]
2012
28
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
The next time I update the site will be the end of 2012….a year that was supposed to end humanity as we know it…now I am just forced to go into 2013 with more failure and disappointment, unless I actually decide to make myself famous, which is always an option….because you know what – I’ve […]