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2013

01

May

Jessica Hart’s Failed Poolside Photoshoot of the Day

The most fascinating thing about bikini model from Australia Jessica Hart is not her gapped tooth she never got fixed. It is that she has the same strain of herpes as Paris Hilton thanks to dating his sloppy seconds Stavros Niarchos, who happens to be the billionaire heir who has probably fucked the most significant […]

2013

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Having rats in your house isn’t awesome when you are scared of rats – even if they have more sex appeal and are better company than you’re disgusting wife and not because you want to do the Richard Gere but because all this alone time with the internet has clearly made you lose your fucking […]

2013

15

Apr

The Eastwood Sisters at Coachella of the Day

Francesca Eastwood and Morgan Eastwood are Clint Eastwood’s daughters, who apparently brought him out to Coachella as their fashion accessory, because all the other idiots dressed like hippies, they figured they’d bring someone too old to have every been a hippie, cuz back in 1969, he as 40. Or maybe he was just there checking […]

2013

12

Apr

Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart Model Bikinis of the Day

Here are a couple of pictures of Victoria’s Secret teen model Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart, who I think has Paris Hilton Herpes via her fiance Stavros Niacharos or whatever the fuck that billionaire greek shipping heir who I snap chat daily thanks to having his phone number’s last name is. This could be better, […]

2013

04

Apr

Kim Kardashian Disgusts Me of the Day

I find it totally fucking insane that people are posting these Kim Kardashian pictures today, because who cares about Kim Kardashian, especially not while walking around pregnant, after taking this whole eating for two cuz she can finally undo her belt buckle shit seriously, looking like a fucking farm animal, that should or would be […]

2013

08

Mar

Emma Watson in “The Bling Ring” Trailer of the Day

Everyone’s favorite hipster director….thanks to nepotism….Sofia Copoola….comes The Bling Ring….which is about the group of LA famous people obsessed kids who used the internet to track celebs and rob their homes….you probably remember that story…it was a big deal a few years ago…people like Paris Hilton, Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox and Lohan all got robbed…. […]

2013

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I want more fan signs…..it’s a fucking addiction…that you will probably not take part in…but should…because the winner of the fan sign competition will win an awesome stepSHIRT …that I promise I didn’t masturbate on….while trying to get it pregnant…cuz it is so beautiful that I want to be committed to it forever…. I even […]

2013

26

Feb

Melissa King – Miss Teen Delaware 2013 Did Porn of the Day

Her name is Melissa King….She is Miss Teen Delaware 2013….I didn’t bother reading her bio ….but I did watch this video of her talking about being in foster care and how hard it is to make money for gymnastics….. Which I guess is why she did this porn…..you know broken home, need for money, craving […]

2013

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Tell girls you want to milk them like you milk stray cats to make stray cat cheese cuz it is more affordable…will probably not get you laid…but if it does…keep that girl…cuz she’s clearly the ultimate weirdo…. Here are some stepLINKS…. This Karlie Kloss Gallery is a Gift From God GO Don’t Click the Picture […]

2013

21

Feb

The Horrible Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics for DeJour Magazine of the Day

It amazes me that someone would pay half a million dollars for these pics…not that DuJour magazine paid half a million dollars for these pics….but they probably paid something totally insane for them as her mother prostituted them out to every publication in efforts to cash in as hard as she can…because that is the […]