The most fascinating thing about bikini model from Australia Jessica Hart is not her gapped tooth she never got fixed. It is that she has the same strain of herpes as Paris Hilton thanks to dating his sloppy seconds Stavros Niarchos, who happens to be the billionaire heir who has probably fucked the most significant […]
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2013
30
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
Having rats in your house isn’t awesome when you are scared of rats – even if they have more sex appeal and are better company than you’re disgusting wife and not because you want to do the Richard Gere but because all this alone time with the internet has clearly made you lose your fucking […]
2013
15
Apr
The Eastwood Sisters at Coachella of the Day
Francesca Eastwood and Morgan Eastwood are Clint Eastwood’s daughters, who apparently brought him out to Coachella as their fashion accessory, because all the other idiots dressed like hippies, they figured they’d bring someone too old to have every been a hippie, cuz back in 1969, he as 40. Or maybe he was just there checking […]
2013
04
Apr
Kim Kardashian Disgusts Me of the Day
I find it totally fucking insane that people are posting these Kim Kardashian pictures today, because who cares about Kim Kardashian, especially not while walking around pregnant, after taking this whole eating for two cuz she can finally undo her belt buckle shit seriously, looking like a fucking farm animal, that should or would be […]
2013
08
Mar
Emma Watson in “The Bling Ring” Trailer of the Day
Everyone’s favorite hipster director….thanks to nepotism….Sofia Copoola….comes The Bling Ring….which is about the group of LA famous people obsessed kids who used the internet to track celebs and rob their homes….you probably remember that story…it was a big deal a few years ago…people like Paris Hilton, Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox and Lohan all got robbed…. […]
2013
06
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I want more fan signs…..it’s a fucking addiction…that you will probably not take part in…but should…because the winner of the fan sign competition will win an awesome stepSHIRT …that I promise I didn’t masturbate on….while trying to get it pregnant…cuz it is so beautiful that I want to be committed to it forever…. I even […]
2013
26
Feb
Melissa King – Miss Teen Delaware 2013 Did Porn of the Day
Her name is Melissa King….She is Miss Teen Delaware 2013….I didn’t bother reading her bio ….but I did watch this video of her talking about being in foster care and how hard it is to make money for gymnastics….. Which I guess is why she did this porn…..you know broken home, need for money, craving […]
2013
22
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
Tell girls you want to milk them like you milk stray cats to make stray cat cheese cuz it is more affordable…will probably not get you laid…but if it does…keep that girl…cuz she’s clearly the ultimate weirdo…. Here are some stepLINKS…. This Karlie Kloss Gallery is a Gift From God GO Don’t Click the Picture […]
2013
21
Feb
The Horrible Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics for DeJour Magazine of the Day
It amazes me that someone would pay half a million dollars for these pics…not that DuJour magazine paid half a million dollars for these pics….but they probably paid something totally insane for them as her mother prostituted them out to every publication in efforts to cash in as hard as she can…because that is the […]