Today’s most valuable lesson is that redheaded kids with glasses playing the violin are creepy under any and all circumstances… Other important lessons I’ve learned today is that this site is blocked in Airports because they think I am too adult, meanwhile every girl I’ve dated has told me I’m too childish, all these mixed […]
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2013
08
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
Telling a girl you’re DrunkenStepfather and you follow her on instagram when you run into her at a bar, coffee shop, the park, probably won’t get you laid, if you’re lucky, it also won’t get the police called, because let’s face it, not everyone, especially hot girls I stare at on Instragram, are not always […]
2013
05
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
A few of my favorite things today… 1- Old ladies in see through shirts begging for change and missing teeth… 2- Teen girls who have hit puberty, but the guys who they hang with haven’t, making for all kinds of awkward as they hold hands. 3- Girls with cheap hair dye and giant rose tattoos […]
2013
05
Jul
Bianca Balti for Elle of the Day
Bianca Balti is a hot Brazilian model, who may not be showing her tits, but who is fantastic to stare at despite being clothed for this Elle France Shoot, that you’d expect to have more pubic hair and nipples, you know while eating cheese and baguette, to fit in with the French culture and allow […]
2013
13
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I think my biological clock is ticking, like the last of my sperms are sending a message to my brain, that despite being a dude, there’s little time left, cuz I just got a boner watching pregnant chicks doing Yoga in the park…and normally I fear the shit…. Here are some stepLINKS…while I cope with […]
2013
17
May
stepLINKS of the Day
If I was a girl, I’d want to have my unwanted baby in the Walmart bathroom…..but I’m just a guy….who has to be happy fucking girls who look like they would have their unwanted baby in the Walmart bathroom, and you know what, that works for me. It’s the long weekend in canada, I should […]
2013
15
May
Kim Kardashian Pregnant Bikini Pics Is the Reason Kanye is Gay of the Day
So Kim Kardashian fears what the general public has known for a long time and that is whether KANYE IS GAY . She’s even gone to the media about it. I mean you’d think him sucking her dick or more specifically her balls, while begging for her to cum inside his ass would have tipped […]
2013
07
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I used to date a girl who would masturbate all day. I am talking all fucking day, in the most ridiculous settings, whether in public or not, it’s all she ever did. I probably should have expected it considering I picked her up when volunteering at the swimming pool, teaching institutionalized retards to swim. She […]
2013
06
May
stepLINKS of the Day
Today has been all about teen moms for me. I’ve watched the Farrah Abraham movie and haven’t stopped. All fucking day. Not because I watched the MTV show and feel shocked that some low level is in a sex tape, or even because I really like when low levels do sex tapes for fame…. But […]
2013
03
May
Jessica Hart Bikini Modeling of the Day
Sometimes the only thing we need is an Australian gold digging model in a bikini all greased up looking pretty amazing with her amazing bikini model body to remind us how shitty our lives are because we are looking at pics of these girls and not being suffocated by their vaginas as they drip off […]