I want more fan signs…..it’s a fucking addiction…that you will probably not take part in…but should…because the winner of the fan sign competition will win an awesome stepSHIRT …that I promise I didn’t masturbate on….while trying to get it pregnant…cuz it is so beautiful that I want to be committed to it forever…. I even […]
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2013
26
Feb
Melissa King – Miss Teen Delaware 2013 Did Porn of the Day
Her name is Melissa King….She is Miss Teen Delaware 2013….I didn’t bother reading her bio ….but I did watch this video of her talking about being in foster care and how hard it is to make money for gymnastics….. Which I guess is why she did this porn…..you know broken home, need for money, craving […]
2013
22
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
Tell girls you want to milk them like you milk stray cats to make stray cat cheese cuz it is more affordable…will probably not get you laid…but if it does…keep that girl…cuz she’s clearly the ultimate weirdo…. Here are some stepLINKS…. This Karlie Kloss Gallery is a Gift From God GO Don’t Click the Picture […]
2013
21
Feb
The Horrible Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics for DeJour Magazine of the Day
It amazes me that someone would pay half a million dollars for these pics…not that DuJour magazine paid half a million dollars for these pics….but they probably paid something totally insane for them as her mother prostituted them out to every publication in efforts to cash in as hard as she can…because that is the […]
2013
19
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t think I am ever gonna get used to having sex with my wife after she gets her diabetic foot amputated….I mean I already can’t stand fucking her…now it’s just gonna be a horrible nightmare….and I generally like amputee porn. Here are some stepLINKS… The Spring Breakers Hotness Tour Continues GO Oscar Pistorius Tells […]
2013
11
Feb
Elisha Cuthbert For Maxim March of the Day
[IMAGES REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT] Elisha Cuthbert may be relatively uninteresting….you know a girl who had 5 minutes of fame years ago, fell off, and became known as Paris Hilton’s friend….you know a Montreal Local Hero who I wanted to have a candlelight vigil for when she was fat, not working and all around sucking…but […]
2013
30
Jan
Elisha Cuthbert Cleavage for Happy Endings Promo of the DAy
Montreal Hometown Hero…who is probably not really even considered from Montreal anymore….you know now that she’s been living in LA for the last 2 decades….is in some promo shots for her TV show I have never seen and didn’t know she even had…I just assumed she died….cuz I haven’t heard or seen shit about her […]
2013
17
Jan
Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Modeling of the Day
Billionaire Heiress and likely brat…who is trying her best to take over LA like she was Paris Hilton….because that’s what Billionaire Heiress do….especially when they are new money….who just need to throw that cash around in the trashiest of way possible to make as much noise in the process as possible….from buying the Spelling Mansion […]
2013
17
Jan
Jessica Hart’s Awesome Maxim Australia Shoot of the Day
[IMAGES REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT] The only flaw in Jessica Hart is that she’s dating Stavros, Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has clearly given her the Paris Hilton strain of herpes, cuz that’s how unprotected sex works, but I guess it was worth it for Jessica Hart, since he’s a billionaire and can help really […]
2013
15
Jan
Paulina Gretzky’s Doing the Bikini Thing of the Day
Paulina Gretzky attention seeking trust fund girl who was raised by a dad who grew up bore and a mom who’s a gold digger…leading to her flawed personality…depending who you ask….that craves male attention through half naked posing…fake tits…fake hair…fake everything…looking like a little Paris Hilton tart…ready to fuck on camera the first chance she […]