I had something to say, but then I came across this pictures and I am just trying to figure out what went through this bitch’s head when she took these pictures. Tese are the kind of underwear that make men gay, but instead she’s wearing them to amateur porn shoots…it just doesn’t make sense to […]

I have decided to make a move, not to Hollywood to try my luck at acting. Not to NYC to try my luck at producing broadway shows, but from my couch to the kitchen to get more beer that is making me so fat that the task of getting beer has become a huge fucking […]

I get distracted easily…I spent most of my day at the bus station trying to sneak onto various buses to see where I’d end up, but for some reason these fuckers have a system down so that people with no tickets don’t get through the doors, which is probably a good thing, cuz this is […]

I am singing gospel music to cleanse my soul while watching amateur porn to not cleanse it too much…I like to try to balance things out….I mean that’s the reason why I like to ask fat chicks and skinny chicks to give me handjobs an equal amount of times and they like to say no […]

Here are my stepLINKS. I know you’ve anxiously been waiting for them all fucking day….at least that’s what I tell myself, cuz I fucking waste my time on this shit daily, when I could be doing other things, like slutty flight attendents or the porn obsessed hick who keeps sending me pics of her getting […]