I found a 4 dollar trip to Orlando and thought about going, then realized despite it being as cold as fuck here, it’s fucking Orlando and the only way I’d ever go to Orlando is if I got a personal invitation from Mickey Mouse himself, offering me a few hours with Minnie’s cunt as an […]

Maybe I am still depressed, probably thanks to a couple of days of hard drinking, maybe boredom from doing the same thing everyday from my dirty fucking couch we got for 40 dollars at the Salvation Army, that I am convinced someone has died on, at least once in its lifetime, that I call command […]

I tried getting into a club last night when I was wasted and the guy working the door told me to lose 30 pounds and get 20 years younger and to maybe take a shower and then he pushed me, so I went to emotionally eat some of the greasiest pizza and I am not […]

I am feeling pretty under the weather and when it’s a fucking snow storm outside, that’s saying a lot. I tried telling a girl I was talking to that I wanted her to play with my weakened immune system, you know touch that shit inappropriately and make it cum down her throat, turns out that […]

I couldn’t bring myself to go online all weekend, I don’t know what it was, I just saw my computer staring at me and I wanted to fuck it and leave it in the ditch like I’ve done so many times before, so instead, I decided to read a book. My wife had Marley and […]

I have a new New Year’s Resolution. That’s to always post my stepLINKS 4 days late to confuse you fuckers. Also on the list, cheat on my wife at least twice as much as I have this year, to make a bigger mockery of our marriage. I’d also like to spend a week eating nothing […]