So Kim Kardashian has created her career by pretty much whoring herself out to Paris Hilton to be seen and known and then by whoring herself out to Ray J and the porn company that bought her sex tape for 5,000,000 dollars, leading to more opportunities to whore herself out to the paparazzi with tips […]
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2008
07
Jul
Caroline D’Amore’s Beach Cameltoe of the Day
I have met Pizza Restaurant owner Caroline D’Amore, because that’s just the quality of “celebrity” this site puts me in contact with and in reality shit had absolutely nothing to do with this site, and more to do with my alcoholism. This is the story. It was a Wednesday and I was looking for something […]
2008
28
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s the weekend and I still haven’t left my house to get drunk. That depresses me so I am not going to waste my time writing this post and will just leave you with the links because that’s how lazy fuckers do things. I wouldn’t have it any other way. Spend Your Weekend Telling Hot […]
2008
20
Jun
Lohan’s Got a Tight Body of the Day
Lohan is the only person I post about that I actually like. Maybe it’s because we are connected at the soul, but I think it’s got more to do with her not really giving a fuck. You know, rippin’ lines in public at clubs after drinking heavily leading her to rehab and crashing cars, dating […]
2008
18
Jun
The Good Charlotte Sister’s Lie to the Media of the Day
I hate whatever these guys represent. People who know them personally always seem to say good things about them, but I just don’t see the appeal of fake rockstars with fake suburban mall tattoos who make bad music. But to each there fuckin’ own, even if the fatter of the sisters wants to be fuckin’ […]
2008
16
Jun
Denise Richards and Her Friends Rock the Stripper Pole of the Day
If you’re wondering why I am not posting – it’s for 2 reasons. The first is that I came to Toronto (a city in Canada) to try to crash the MMVA’s. They are some shitty half rate, Canadian award show that badly copies the VMAs, but I couldn’t get into the event, because they take […]
2008
13
Jun
Three Year Old Shaking Her Money Maker of the Day
I don’t know if you’re ever too young to booty dance, but this video makes me wonder even though I think it’s just a harmless video of a 3 year old. But I do remember going to some free concert last summer and saw a group of 11 year olds pulling their shirts up and […]
2008
12
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
Some motherfucker tried to make fun of me today, what he realizes is that I have no self esteem and only get offended when girls refuse to flash me on the internet. So sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting girls on cam who won’t get naked for me is what really breaks […]
2008
06
Jun
Lindsay Lohan’s Got Some Hot Tits of the Day
I was at a friends watching TV and celebrity expert Perez Hilton was on talking about Lindsay Lohan and how she’s not a full dyke, but more of a girl in an open relationship with a girl who still hooks up with dudes on the side but keeps that shit under the radar because it […]
2008
06
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
It turns out that I not only suck at life but I also suck at the internet, but the good news is that these links don’t suck, just the asshole who compiled them for your unappreciative asses does. I am not going to lie, I have been drinking and I feel like the inappropriate aunt […]