Today’s a busy day, Jamie Lynn Spears is Teenage Pregnant and I may write about that later, but more importantly, Playboy tried to sue me: Dear Sir or Madam: It has been brought to our attention that web pages at Drunkenstepfather.com display, without authorization, reproductions of images owned by Playboy Enterprises International, Inc. (“Playboy”). All […]

I only got in a couple of fights this weekend. The first was with some girl who I was trying to get to fuck some dude I was with and she took offense that I’d take her as the kind of girl who would fuck someone she just met and decided to rip into me […]

Someone invited me to go get drunk in another city tonight and I figured I’d take them up on it, even though it doesn’t ever really matter where I get drunk geographically, as long as I get drunk physically. Dudes are all hung up on going to the best spot with the hottest bitches, or […]

I saw some ghetto parents, like crackwhore lookin moms who were probably french white trash strippers from a trailer park, before they had the kids they were pushing in strollers with 2 deadbeat lookin’ trashy baby dad’s in cheesy non-NFL football jerseys like they thought they were Kevin Federline or some shit. One of the […]

I am pretty much always braindead but I am usually really brain dead when monday’s roll around. I usually have all these stories to talk about but since I’ve been drinking really hard I don’t remember any of them. I was going to talk about midnight molesting girls you get drunk and go home with […]

After Thursday’s night of college binge drinking where I ended up coming home at 9 am wasted, I realized that the only way to cure my hangover was to keep drinking Friday and Saturday and even today…I figure as long as I am drunk I won’t get hungover. The only problem with this strategy is […]

It looks like I got some fan mail: Your english is one of the poorest I have ever read (even a true Mexican who you are not can do better), the subject (celeb sluts to be, being or has been) of your blog is completely schmuck, your life (or what ever you call what you […]

I went to buy my wife toilet paper – because it was one of those emergency situtions that happen all too often with her and if I didn’t there was going to be trouble, not necessarily for me, because her shit would have been everywhere and as much as I love fecal art in public […]