I am talking to a virgin on Facebook and I am trying to convince her to have sex with me, not because I can actually get it up for anyone, even a hot 18 year old virgin, but because I’ve never slammed a virgin, all the girls I’ve been with were fucking whores, which was […]

I think I burnt myself out this weekend or some shit. I was deathly ill and still managed to try to drink that shit away and have been hurting even more than I was last week. I woke up and was ready to fuckin’ hustle but then got tired and have slept since mid afternoon, […]

I have a cold and feel like I am dying but that’s a big deal because I always feel like I am dying, but today it is bad enough for me to not drink and that depresses me because it’s thursday night and that’s the best night to go creep on young girls. I’d be […]

I decided that I am tired of being impotent and shit’s a mind over matter situation. I realize that my wife is fucking disgusting and I can’t stomach the thought of slammin’ her, but I am convinced that young hot girls will be able to fix my problem. I tell myself it’s the booze and […]

I’ve been sitting in a Starbucks for the last 6 hours because my wife is having one of those days where she smells really bad and I can’t deal with it despite that fact that I married it. I was hoping I’d see something interesting happen but then I realized that interesting people don’t do […]

The older I get, the more confused I get when drinking. I try to keep up with the college kids and finish a 26 ouncer on my own but it always ends up messy. I just got an email from some girl saying how we made out multiple times in the night and that I […]