I suck today. I don’t know what the fuck happened but it was one annoying thing after another that only let me post twice. I guess no one really cares because you don’t read this shit but I am going to get drunk. I know all these sites are a lot hungrier than I am […]

So I was telling some girl that I was a virgin on the computer the other day and she didn’t believe me. I told her if she ever saw me, then she’d have an easier time believing, this shit is not a magic trick or anything. But I also know that virginity is a myth […]

That party like a rockstar song is pretty big right now, but partying like a rockstar is a waste of fucking money. All these kids with their parent’s credit cards are going nuts buying their bottles of Grey Goose like shit makes other people think they are rockstars in their designer clothes, when everyone knows […]

Last night ended with me being the last person in the bar talking to some dude who was with some busted girl and every time she turned away he’d reassure me that he doesn’t normally have sex with such ugly girls but it was 3:30 in the morning and he figured why the fuck not […]

So some dude emailed me telling me that I am a Charles Bukowski rip off and that I am doing a bad fucking job of ripping him off because I fucking suck. I didn’t know who Charles Bukowski was before I started this site. About a year and a half in, someone told me I […]

It was Canadian Thanksgiving, and like every Thanksgiving I take the family to the homeless shelter for a free meal that tasted like fucking shit but was free which made shit taste like fuckin’ heaven until the after effects hit us. It was nice to spend my night with my extended homeless and crazy family […]