Sure Helena Christensen’s a washed up hag now, but bitch still has fucking amazing legs and amazing legs always get my attention and as long as I stare at them, I can pretend that she doesn’t have the face of last month’s leftovers that are still in my fridge because my wife doesn’t like vegetables. […]
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2007
09
Oct
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
So some dude emailed me telling me that I am a Charles Bukowski rip off and that I am doing a bad fucking job of ripping him off because I fucking suck. I didn’t know who Charles Bukowski was before I started this site. About a year and a half in, someone told me I […]
2007
09
Oct
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
It was Canadian Thanksgiving, and like every Thanksgiving I take the family to the homeless shelter for a free meal that tasted like fucking shit but was free which made shit taste like fuckin’ heaven until the after effects hit us. It was nice to spend my night with my extended homeless and crazy family […]
2007
03
Oct
I am – Michelle Ray Smith Is Cleavage of the Day
I don’t care about hockey, I hate people who are hooked on it here and it’s not just a stereotype, Canadians live and breath this shit and anytime there’s a game in town they all get loud and annoying and break shit and I have yet to see a hot chick in a hockey jersey […]
2007
02
Oct
I am – Kate Middleton Upskirt of the Day
Kate Middleton was linked to one of Diana’s Princes, which is a pretty good relationship to be in had she kept dude happy enough to keep him around. The paparazzi killed his mom and they are just as hooked on him and she’d have an have to deal with being followed everywhere she went, but […]
2007
01
Oct
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
So I was at a party locally and some dude came up to me telling me that he wants the chick he’s with flashing her tits on the site. I asked her and she seemed to be cool with it, so he pulled out her tits, I took the picture which is surprising that I […]
2007
26
Sep
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Someone emailed me the weirdest email from South Africa telling me how much my links suck because there are so many of them. I realize that people in South Africa are at the cutting edge of pretty much nothing but I do post a lot of links, but I figure what the fucks the difference […]
2007
25
Sep
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Tonight’s been a busy night. It’s the one night of the week the family goes out to dinner together because KFC’s got a 2 dollar special and my wife managed to eat 20 boxes of the shit. That story was a lie, but it’s nice to pretend, reality is that I don’t step foot in […]
2007
25
Sep
I am – Kate Moss Getting Out of Cars With Boys of the Day
I shoulda married a model. When I look at my wife I always feel like I sold myself short. Then I look at myself in the mirror and realize that I am exactly where I am supposed to be, but if I was to live this life differently, I’d be that dude who bangs models […]
2007
25
Sep
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
So I finally fell off my high horse about the whole Paris Hilton situation when I realized that no one gave a fuck about my story, even though I thought it was awesome. I had to deal with a wicked hangover all day, but since shit made me feel so awesome last night, it was […]