I just got cat-called. It was a pretty fucking funny situation because it happens to hot chicks all the time. You know dudes drive by and scream “Show me you tits” or “You’re hot” or “I wanna stick my dick so far in you it comes out you nose” or “How Much To Fuck You […]

I ended up getting really drunk on the weekend and thought it would be a good idea to go hang out at the emergency room in the hospital. I don’t really know what I was thinking but at 4 in the morning, where else are you going to find people who are awake and willing […]

So this bar tender never heard of my site and was trying to win some contest to go to Vegas. I told her that I would make her win if she sent me nudes. She said she would never do that but since I am a nice guy and have confidence in you fuckers II […]

I have done my fair share of weird things to try to seduce chicks into sleeping with me. Desperate times call for desperate measures is the expression and I took that to heart. Growing up and always landing the table scrap girls I felt like my 20s was a time to take it upon myself […]

I went on walk to get out of the trap that is my house and ended up outside a Chinese Food restaurant because it started raining on me, kinda the story of my life. I wish I had a camera that worked because I saw a group of 10 Asians using Take Out boxes as […]

I had a horrible day yesterday. At first I blamed the fat gene for wronging me and making me tired and lazy and unable to breathe when walking upstairs, or downstairs on on flat…but then I realized it was because I only slept 2 hours. The night before. I had all kind of great stories […]

I just spent an hour watching some dude and his friend trying to move their couch out of the front door of their apartment building. They couldn’t figure out how to get through and I just stood there and watched like the asshole I am. Every time they got jammed in the corner or had […]