I missed the links yesterday because I was too busy having good times while rockin’ the flu. Nothing really happened but it was hot outside and I didn’t feel like being in the house. My wife was being annoying and despite wanting to divorce her I realize I have no where else to really go, […]

So today was a really eventful day for me. I think I have a flu and I am feeling delirious and the computer is fucking with my eyes. I guess I get what I deserve for spending 10 hours a day in front of it. I borrowed a friends car today to go and pick […]

I don’t even know what happened to me today. I got this killer migraine that made it impossible to look at my screen and I spent most of the night throwing up what looked like blood, but was probably my ketchup soup that I made because I am on a budget here. I had tickets […]

I just got cat-called. It was a pretty fucking funny situation because it happens to hot chicks all the time. You know dudes drive by and scream “Show me you tits” or “You’re hot” or “I wanna stick my dick so far in you it comes out you nose” or “How Much To Fuck You […]

I ended up getting really drunk on the weekend and thought it would be a good idea to go hang out at the emergency room in the hospital. I don’t really know what I was thinking but at 4 in the morning, where else are you going to find people who are awake and willing […]

So this bar tender never heard of my site and was trying to win some contest to go to Vegas. I told her that I would make her win if she sent me nudes. She said she would never do that but since I am a nice guy and have confidence in you fuckers II […]

I have done my fair share of weird things to try to seduce chicks into sleeping with me. Desperate times call for desperate measures is the expression and I took that to heart. Growing up and always landing the table scrap girls I felt like my 20s was a time to take it upon myself […]

I went on walk to get out of the trap that is my house and ended up outside a Chinese Food restaurant because it started raining on me, kinda the story of my life. I wish I had a camera that worked because I saw a group of 10 Asians using Take Out boxes as […]