So I feel like my brain was a big bowl of Oatmeal today, not because I have changed my diet to live longer by eating healthy, but because I couldn’t tap into my brain and figure out a way to tap into my memory and tell good stories of shit I’ve seen. It’s called being […]
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2007
21
Aug
I am – Caroline D’Amore Bikini Cameltoe of the Day
This is another one of Paris Hilton’s guests at her weekend beach party. Her name is Caroline D’Amore, her parents own a pizza restaurant and she is 23 years old. I did my research on her because she looks like she’s fucking 12 and even if that shit turns you on, I don’t want to […]
2007
21
Aug
I am – Caroline D'Amore Bikini Cameltoe of the Day
This is another one of Paris Hilton’s guests at her weekend beach party. Her name is Caroline D’Amore, her parents own a pizza restaurant and she is 23 years old. I did my research on her because she looks like she’s fucking 12 and even if that shit turns you on, I don’t want to […]
2007
20
Aug
I am – Paris Hitlon’s Academy Award Bathing Suit of the Day
Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton in some weird gold bathing suit or outfit at her Malibu Beach Party home reminding me of a Jewish grandmother on the beaches of Miami, not because I have ever been to Miami but because Jewish grandmother’s like to match their tacky outfits and they like to show […]
2007
20
Aug
I am – Paris Hitlon's Academy Award Bathing Suit of the Day
Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton in some weird gold bathing suit or outfit at her Malibu Beach Party home reminding me of a Jewish grandmother on the beaches of Miami, not because I have ever been to Miami but because Jewish grandmother’s like to match their tacky outfits and they like to show […]
2007
20
Aug
I am – Caleigh Peters in a Bikini of the Day
So this bitch I’ve never heard of named Caleigh Peters was at Paris’ Malibu Beach party in a bikini. It turns out that her dad is some kind of K-Fed type who was the hairdresser to Barbara Streisand, started banging her ugly fucking face because no one else would and he saw the opportunity and […]
2007
18
Aug
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I got drunk last night and I don’t remember anything exciting happening, but that is probably because I don’t remember my night, but I do remember seeing a bachelorette party or stagette or whatever the fuck you call the parties that girls who are getting married go on as an answer to Bachelor parties. This […]
2007
16
Aug
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I was very hungover today. I don’t really know what happened last night but I know it ended with me passed out on the floor and that’s always a sign of a decent night where memories of whatever happened will be easily forgotten by me and probably not so forgotten by the poor people I […]
2007
15
Aug
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I just got a bill for the rubber vaginas a company sent me for some product test I could never do for them because my dick doesn’t work. I was thinking about lining them up and having this gay black dude who hangs out in my neighborhood work his magic on them in video and […]
2007
13
Aug
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I have been having stupid computer problems – which was expected because I am not good at this whole computer thing. I posted the same paragraph more than once in a post and I am feeling so embarrassed by my unprofessionalism. I was looking at other sites today and realized they are all quite a […]