I was very hungover today. I don’t really know what happened last night but I know it ended with me passed out on the floor and that’s always a sign of a decent night where memories of whatever happened will be easily forgotten by me and probably not so forgotten by the poor people I […]

I just got a bill for the rubber vaginas a company sent me for some product test I could never do for them because my dick doesn’t work. I was thinking about lining them up and having this gay black dude who hangs out in my neighborhood work his magic on them in video and […]

I got hacked. Some dude hacked into my site, threw up a pop-up ad and changed the font to be big, which isn’t that big of a deal I guess, since this is probably one of the ugliest websites out there and his unintentional design changes were a bit of an improvement. I guess throwing […]

So I am jet lagged and I am bitching at everyone I know about it. I meant to get these links up yesterday but I ended up passing out at 6 pm, sober and only woke up at 8 am. I am feeling a little fucked up, but since I am committed to figuring out […]

I have to write a speech for my friend’s wedding on the weekend, and I am none too thrilled that he is getting married, not only because I dont like the chick and think shes a slag, but because all he does is complain he doesnt want to get married whenever it comes up. Usually […]

I still have a pretty vicious migraine but I had to do the links cause duty calls. That means all you losers get from me right now is this bitches tits and these links below. At least until tomorrow. hugs and kisses Marie-Eve Martinez Lindsay Hearts Drugs GO Ouch GO Claudia Gallegos is to hot […]

I have to go to the doctor tomorrow so the posts may start a little later then usual and no, it isn’t the same itching and burning you have been having (you REALLY need to get that checked out) I know 5 of the 6 people reading this are unemployed anyways and don’t get up […]