I went out with some of my guy friends last night to celebrate one of thier birthdays. One of them is also getting married so the night turned into the 3 of them complaining about getting older and loosing their freedom, while i went around slutting it up with various guys I met and drinking […]
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2007
26
Jul
I am – Jennifer Esposito’s Almost Cleavage of the Day
I was hanging out with Julien at the gay bar on the weekend, you know, me being Julien’s fag hag and all, and telling him how when I watch porn to masterbate to, I only like to watch girl-on-girl shit. He says its because I am, in fact gay, and I said its because porn […]
2007
26
Jul
I am – Jennifer Esposito's Almost Cleavage of the Day
I was hanging out with Julien at the gay bar on the weekend, you know, me being Julien’s fag hag and all, and telling him how when I watch porn to masterbate to, I only like to watch girl-on-girl shit. He says its because I am, in fact gay, and I said its because porn […]
2007
26
Jul
I am – Claire Danes is Boring and So Is Her Nipple of the Day
Claire Danes is about as boring as it gets for celebrities and and to me, so is her nipple. Granted she’s an alright looking gal, but when it comes down to it, she is just not interesting, and neither are her movies. I though she was gone for good, cause she disappeared for awhile, but […]
2007
25
Jul
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Sugar Nell got an email today from some crybaby read regarding a post made yesterday about Michelle williams looking like a unisex Elf. It reads: Why would short hair = elfin boy? Lots of attractive hetero women have short hair. Of course, long hair, bone crunching corsets and chastity belts (and more currently, big fake […]
2007
23
Jul
I am – Lisa Rinna and Her Lips in a Swimsuit of the Day
It seems like the quickest way out of the LA ghetto these days is not a basketball or crate of oranges but a fancy camera. Every TMZ video I watch has black dudes with kick’n cameras and a bunch of Mexicans yellling at each other and shouting ‘Lindsay!’ This is NYC and TMZ was definitely […]
2007
20
Jul
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I’m way to tired to write anything funny here right now. It’s been a long week without Jesus around, and I hope most of you guys are happy with the site content. He left us some big shoes to fill. If not, just keep your pants on, fatass will be back soon. I made you […]
2007
19
Jul
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I went to get a sandwich today with my friend, and it was great but I got really full you know, like to full in some ways. The thing about me is I have a really weak gag reflex (but only when it comes to gross shit, not for head or anything). As I’m walking […]
2007
17
Jul
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I’ve been getting a large amount of junkmail in my e-mail box, a lot of which is people from Nigeria and Slovakesstan and all sorts of other places I have never heard of asking for my bank account information because they want to scam money from me, which I think is hilarious, because I have […]