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2007

13

Aug

I am – Elisha Cuthbert’s Bikini Hides Behind the Camera Where She Belongs of the Day

I knew a guy who used to bang Elisha Cuthbert before she was really famous. I am not trying to imply that she is good at what she does or that having what was pretty much a cameo appearance on 24 and 2 shitty movies no one saw under her belt makes her famous, but […]

2007

13

Aug

I am – Elisha Cuthbert's Bikini Hides Behind the Camera Where She Belongs of the Day

I knew a guy who used to bang Elisha Cuthbert before she was really famous. I am not trying to imply that she is good at what she does or that having what was pretty much a cameo appearance on 24 and 2 shitty movies no one saw under her belt makes her famous, but […]

2007

11

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I got hacked. Some dude hacked into my site, threw up a pop-up ad and changed the font to be big, which isn’t that big of a deal I guess, since this is probably one of the ugliest websites out there and his unintentional design changes were a bit of an improvement. I guess throwing […]

2007

10

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

So I am jet lagged and I am bitching at everyone I know about it. I meant to get these links up yesterday but I ended up passing out at 6 pm, sober and only woke up at 8 am. I am feeling a little fucked up, but since I am committed to figuring out […]

2007

07

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I have to write a speech for my friend’s wedding on the weekend, and I am none too thrilled that he is getting married, not only because I dont like the chick and think shes a slag, but because all he does is complain he doesnt want to get married whenever it comes up. Usually […]

2007

01

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I still have a pretty vicious migraine but I had to do the links cause duty calls. That means all you losers get from me right now is this bitches tits and these links below. At least until tomorrow. hugs and kisses Marie-Eve Martinez Lindsay Hearts Drugs GO Ouch GO Claudia Gallegos is to hot […]

2007

31

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I have to go to the doctor tomorrow so the posts may start a little later then usual and no, it isn’t the same itching and burning you have been having (you REALLY need to get that checked out) I know 5 of the 6 people reading this are unemployed anyways and don’t get up […]

2007

31

Jul

I am – Amy Adams’ Cleavage of the Day

When I was a little kid, we would drive 7 hours north to a lake that had only a few feet of water during the great late 80’s California drought. My grandparents lived up there for a while because lakes with no water have cheap property. What I remember best is this hick named “Blaze.” […]

2007

31

Jul

I am – Amy Adams' Cleavage of the Day

When I was a little kid, we would drive 7 hours north to a lake that had only a few feet of water during the great late 80’s California drought. My grandparents lived up there for a while because lakes with no water have cheap property. What I remember best is this hick named “Blaze.” […]

2007

30

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

My ex called me and told me he is coming into town for the weekend and asked if he could stay with me for a few days. We had the the most crazy animal sex I have ever had in my life when we were together. Everyguy I have slept with since has pretty much […]