I am pretty hungover, it is almost 9 pm and I am sitting at my computer naked, eating corn on the cob because it was 5 for 1 dollar and that fits my budget…butter and corn juice is dripping down my chest and belly…I am disgusting…. When drunk last night, I sent out a text […]

I walked in on my younger stepdaughter topless and in a pair of hot pink barely there underwear earlier tonight. I have been feeling pretty awkward about the whole thing and haven’t really been able to look her in the face because now I officially know exactly what her tits and ass look like. I […]

I was out walking today behind what I thought was a really, really fat white women, with those long braid extentions in her hair that the black girls who used to kick my ass in school used to have. They were really long and down to her ass, but also really ratty looking. I started […]

So I feel like my brain was a big bowl of Oatmeal today, not because I have changed my diet to live longer by eating healthy, but because I couldn’t tap into my brain and figure out a way to tap into my memory and tell good stories of shit I’ve seen. It’s called being […]

I got drunk last night and I don’t remember anything exciting happening, but that is probably because I don’t remember my night, but I do remember seeing a bachelorette party or stagette or whatever the fuck you call the parties that girls who are getting married go on as an answer to Bachelor parties. This […]