I always go over how fucked up the world is right now and how girls feel empowered to be like dudes and fuck as much as they can and move from dude to dude because it makes them feel good about themselves and like being a sexy and desirable thing. I like to blame hip […]

So it turns out a few people do read this site because I got an email from someone who told me they overheard a dude in a bar call something “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts”. I am pretty sure that I coined the term because I’ve been saying it for a long fucking time and I […]

Life lesson of the day is to not get in cars with people who are either drunk or on drugs because you can die. I was outside some concert last night, looking for a new wife or at least a slut who is willing to do aerobics for me while I eat pie, but not […]

I suck today. I don’t know what the fuck happened but it was one annoying thing after another that only let me post twice. I guess no one really cares because you don’t read this shit but I am going to get drunk. I know all these sites are a lot hungrier than I am […]

So I was telling some girl that I was a virgin on the computer the other day and she didn’t believe me. I told her if she ever saw me, then she’d have an easier time believing, this shit is not a magic trick or anything. But I also know that virginity is a myth […]

That party like a rockstar song is pretty big right now, but partying like a rockstar is a waste of fucking money. All these kids with their parent’s credit cards are going nuts buying their bottles of Grey Goose like shit makes other people think they are rockstars in their designer clothes, when everyone knows […]

Last night ended with me being the last person in the bar talking to some dude who was with some busted girl and every time she turned away he’d reassure me that he doesn’t normally have sex with such ugly girls but it was 3:30 in the morning and he figured why the fuck not […]