So I was at a party locally and some dude came up to me telling me that he wants the chick he’s with flashing her tits on the site. I asked her and she seemed to be cool with it, so he pulled out her tits, I took the picture which is surprising that I […]

Someone emailed me the weirdest email from South Africa telling me how much my links suck because there are so many of them. I realize that people in South Africa are at the cutting edge of pretty much nothing but I do post a lot of links, but I figure what the fucks the difference […]

Tonight’s been a busy night. It’s the one night of the week the family goes out to dinner together because KFC’s got a 2 dollar special and my wife managed to eat 20 boxes of the shit. That story was a lie, but it’s nice to pretend, reality is that I don’t step foot in […]

So I finally fell off my high horse about the whole Paris Hilton situation when I realized that no one gave a fuck about my story, even though I thought it was awesome. I had to deal with a wicked hangover all day, but since shit made me feel so awesome last night, it was […]

I missed the links yesterday because I was too busy having good times while rockin’ the flu. Nothing really happened but it was hot outside and I didn’t feel like being in the house. My wife was being annoying and despite wanting to divorce her I realize I have no where else to really go, […]

So today was a really eventful day for me. I think I have a flu and I am feeling delirious and the computer is fucking with my eyes. I guess I get what I deserve for spending 10 hours a day in front of it. I borrowed a friends car today to go and pick […]

I don’t even know what happened to me today. I got this killer migraine that made it impossible to look at my screen and I spent most of the night throwing up what looked like blood, but was probably my ketchup soup that I made because I am on a budget here. I had tickets […]