I almost sold an ad deal to a sex toy company…but then it all fell apart…because nothing works out for me and I can never catch a fucking break. Here’s my last correspondence with the girl I was dealing with: Hi Jesus, Â I understand there has been some confusion around the issue of us […]
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2008
25
Nov
Tila Tequila’s Got a See Through Shirt of the Day
Tila Tequila was at the Pussycat Doll event and like all girls wanted to be the center of attention in the room. You know how competitive women are, it’s some primitive animal instinct, where they try to be the bitch the stud decides to fuck, knock up so she can live her life purpose of […]
2008
25
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Still no hate mail but I came up with a new really insane sign off to my emails….it goes like this: Jeuss….Like Zuess But Mo’ Wetter…and I aint talkin bout the Weather….I mean Jesus Martinez. Thanks. Good Times. And it makes no fucking sense. I figure it comes in handy when dealing with people who […]
2008
24
Nov
Ed Hardy’s Daughter is Going to Have Serious Daddy Issues of the Day
So the guy behind Von Dutch and Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier has a 16 year old daughter who he neglects and he tried to make up for his absence by throwing her some really over the top birthday party that featured performances by T.I. and The Pussy Cat Dolls, who were introduced by Perez Hilton. […]
2008
21
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I got this email today… I need some hardcore sex advice please, and have no one else to turn to about things this slutty and lets be honest here, it is pretty much right up your alley… Â How do I talk a guy into cumming inside me? Â About a month or so ago […]
2008
20
Nov
Benji Madden’s Gone Gay Since his Breakup to Herpes of the Day
I heard that Benji and Paris broke up yesterday because Paris Hilton went off and fucked Stavros the other night and it was all over the news and Madden had no choice but to break up with her to keep his manhood, a manhood that Paris Hilton has murdered, or maybe it was because Benji […]
2008
19
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I got this email…. Hello, QVC is searching for Men and Women with a background in hosting television, internet broadcasts, radio or live events. You MUST have host credits to be considered. Host must be energetic, upbeat, intelligent and enthusiastic with a natural curiosity. You must have a passion and drive for sales as well […]
2008
18
Nov
Kim Kardashian Is Fat and Photoshopped of the Day
There are a group of people out there who just don’t get it. They are mainstream, conventional and suburban. I came across one of those drones the other day and they were familiar with this site. They felt it was a great opportunity to tell me what I do isn’t legitimate, honest, honorable, or whatever […]
2008
15
Nov
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari in their Bikinis of the Day
Kim Kardashian is a fat chick who has no business being famous or landing work. The only thing she’s ever accomplished is the best damn Paris Hilton rip off out there. She talks exactly like her, she pulled off the sex tape shit like her and it got her work, like her….but that’s about all […]
2008
14
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I got distracted today, I didn’t even post any pictures, just unsexy videos, it’s my new business model to piss you off…No seriously, the main reason is hating the paparazzi agencies, ok, I am lying, the main reason was serious laziness, I was sitting on the couch all morning, then did a few posts, then […]