I haven’t done a post in a couple of days, that’s pretty negligent of me. I know that I blame my wife for ruining my life, so I’ll just have to blame her for ruining my site, because I was carted to hell and back on the worst bus ride of my life, next to […]
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2008
24
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I was just stuck on a bus heading north for the last 25 hours in a snowstorm to visit my wife’s shitty family for the Holidays. They are trashier and live in deeper poverty than I do, which is almost impossible, but I figure when you move 12 hours into the wilderness of hell to […]
2008
22
Dec
Samantha Ronson Makes 3 Million Dollars a Year of the Day
Everyone is freaking out about Samantha Ronson making 3,000,000 dollars a year as a DJ and claim that she’s only getting the 25,000 dollar a gig price because club promoters think she’s going to be carting Lohan around with her and is pretty much using Lohan to get the big payout, but bars and clubs […]
2008
19
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
So I went Christmas shopping today it was fucking crazy. People everywhere and by people I mean girls in leggings. It was a good time and I got myself an amazing gift…2 cans of beans. I have a limited budget and she loves eating so I’m sure she’ll be disappointed like every year, even though […]
2008
19
Dec
Ellen Degeneres and Carmen Electra Erotic Dance of the Day
Christmas came early for Hollywood’s favorite Lesbian when Carmen Electra showed up and did a little slutty stripper dance that we all know she’s very familiar with because she’s pretty much Hollywood’s version of a slutty stripper that ended with an ass slap that I think that it was a little too much for Lesbian […]
2008
19
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I got my first official death threat today, well it may not be a death threat, but it was definitely a threat to inflict bodily harm on me and the person even outlined where he was going to do it. The reason, because he thinks I am a racist motherfucker, even though I’ve gone over […]
2008
16
Dec
Morning Dump of the Day
I’ve been getting a lot of complaints about me posting 50 links a day in one massive post. People find it too much work, so I decided to split the shit up into two posts, because I am addicted to posting links. Now this doesn’t make any fucking difference because you’re still getting all the […]
2008
13
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I added this girl who was causing ruckus Sam Ronson’s Facebook profile, to figure out what the drama was all about because it was in broken English and I really have nothing interesting going on… The profile looked legit, like a 18 year old young girl and I got to talking and she was defending […]
2008
12
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
So I am not an actual d-list celebrity and people don’t care about me, so I have to go out of my way and add random whores to my facebook in efforts to get 5000 friends and pretend I am a d-list internet celebrity that 5000 people care about, while knowing I added them all […]
2008
11
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
So I accidentally got invited to some denim event…..see photo above…..because I guess someone put me on a list of relevant media people to invite to fashion events as some kind of joke….anyway some poor intern emailed me this: Hi! I apologize in advance if you are not located anywhere near New York, and receive […]