I got this email today… I need some hardcore sex advice please, and have no one else to turn to about things this slutty and lets be honest here, it is pretty much right up your alley… Â How do I talk a guy into cumming inside me? Â About a month or so ago […]
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2008
20
Nov
Benji Madden’s Gone Gay Since his Breakup to Herpes of the Day
I heard that Benji and Paris broke up yesterday because Paris Hilton went off and fucked Stavros the other night and it was all over the news and Madden had no choice but to break up with her to keep his manhood, a manhood that Paris Hilton has murdered, or maybe it was because Benji […]
2008
19
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I got this email…. Hello, QVC is searching for Men and Women with a background in hosting television, internet broadcasts, radio or live events. You MUST have host credits to be considered. Host must be energetic, upbeat, intelligent and enthusiastic with a natural curiosity. You must have a passion and drive for sales as well […]
2008
18
Nov
Kim Kardashian Is Fat and Photoshopped of the Day
There are a group of people out there who just don’t get it. They are mainstream, conventional and suburban. I came across one of those drones the other day and they were familiar with this site. They felt it was a great opportunity to tell me what I do isn’t legitimate, honest, honorable, or whatever […]
2008
15
Nov
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari in their Bikinis of the Day
Kim Kardashian is a fat chick who has no business being famous or landing work. The only thing she’s ever accomplished is the best damn Paris Hilton rip off out there. She talks exactly like her, she pulled off the sex tape shit like her and it got her work, like her….but that’s about all […]
2008
14
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I got distracted today, I didn’t even post any pictures, just unsexy videos, it’s my new business model to piss you off…No seriously, the main reason is hating the paparazzi agencies, ok, I am lying, the main reason was serious laziness, I was sitting on the couch all morning, then did a few posts, then […]
2008
12
Nov
Lydia Hearst Gets Naked for Magazines of the Day
So Lydia Hearst just won Best International Model or some shit and I love her. She is the heir to some old money empire that is seemingly being hit by the financial crisis because they just dropped their Teen Cosmo title or some shit because teenage girls already know everything they need to know about […]
2008
12
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I dropped my fucking computer when I was wrestling my stepdaughter, there was no mud in the room, but I definitely grabbed some titty and ass, before the computer incident ruined our fun and now the fucking thing barely works. It’s a Mac and I fucking hate Mac. Not only do they not make drop […]
2008
11
Nov
Katy Perry’s Busting Out of Her Shirt of the Day
I hate being fat. This morning i was walking around and saw a plastic bag filled with sloppy fucking pizza. I assume it was someone’s lunch that they accidentally dropped, or it was some kind of predator hunting for fat people, but shit almost worked on me. I saw it, and despite not knowing who […]
2008
10
Nov
Mickey Rourke Doesn’t Like Gay People of the Day
The paparazzi followed Mickey Rourke around the other night because, clearly no other celebrity was around or maybe because they mistook his botoxed face of that of a woman disguised as a man, but I don’t really know or care. What I do know is that last week Perez Hilton reported that Rourke was dating […]