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2008

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS stepLINKS of the Day So I got this email: Hey Asshole, Your website isn’t too bad, but I think your a fucking loser. And, that “your so gay” joke is not your joke, dick. You stole it from ’40 year-old virgin’, and it’s just pathetic to be so unoriginal, and play it off as […]

2008

30

Oct

Bloodshot Bill is the One Man Band Who Needs to Be Famous of the Day

I used to hang out at a mall near a college and this brown dude with slicked back hair would always let me bum cigarettes off him. The odd time I’d see him outside the mall at a bar while drunk, he always hooked me up with a beer out of his pitcher or more […]

2008

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am at my neighbor’s house. Obama just took over all of his channels….this is probably going to work against him. America wants their TVs back….they have a limited time to enjoy them before the bank repossesses them, not that I think it’s a bad idea, but I am sure the republicans and people on […]

2008

29

Oct

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is a Busted Up Party Slut of the Day

Her name is Aisleyne Horgan Wallace and you’ve probably never heard of her, but I have. She’s some rich kid socialite from the UK, who has some important stepfather, who wanted to get a career of her own as a model, actress, Paris Hilton, so she signed up to some reality show, and showed off […]

2008

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been working on a new concept. You know how Jeff Foxworthy has his redneck jokes, like you may be a redneck if your sister is sucking your dick as you read this, not that you know how to read, or have teeth, but the people who are, think you may just be a […]

2008

28

Oct

Paris for President…of the Day

Do you realize that the joke that is Paris Hilton has filmed a stupid video and recorded an offensively stupid song, mocking the US Government, pushing a fake presidential campaign, and it is a piece of shit and all your fucking fault. If 10 years ago, you showed resistance to the people who were pushing […]

2008

27

Oct

Nicole Richie’s Got Some Titties of the Day

I hate Nicole RIchie. I like to think she’s my enemy. First she annoyed me on the Simple Life, even though she was the funny one on the show, because compared to Paris Hilton, anything is funny, even the immigrant kid in my building who is learning english by watching reruns of Friends and reciting […]

2008

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out my wife’s dog is a bit of a pussy magnet. I always heard that babies and puppies got girls to talk to you but I didn’t really believe it because I’ve never had either. Today, when walking the fucker at least 5 girls came up to me to chat, now you may […]

2008

24

Oct

Brittny Gastineau and Her Slutty Shirt of the Day

Here’s real life Gossip Girl Brittny Gastineau, some rich slut who has a football playing father, who spent her youth as a socialite, rich slut and is spending her time now trying to get a legitimate career in entertainment and she is doing that by showing up to an event wearing her lingerie for a […]

2008

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My neighbor who pretty much just moved in and who I don’t know very well just knocked on my door. I am a pretty paranoid person because I get comments and emails like this: this is the most lame blog ever. i only come on this accidently because dlisted has links, i start to read […]