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2008

16

Oct

Dyslexic Speedreader’s Mixtape Review of the Day

The Dyslexic Speedreaders are some LA rap group that are made up of a guy named Andre Legacy, a white Soap Star who used to jerk off in Young Hard and Solo videos for money before making it big as an MTV VJ and a few roles on shitty movies like Karate Dog and Scary […]

2008

14

Oct

Sophie Monk’s Fat Chick Panty Line of the Day

So Sophie Monk decided to get back at her Good Charlotte sister, who moved her to the USA with promises of lesbian marriage and children, before getting swept up by Paris Hilton’s rank vagina, when she was trying to save her career and jump on the Lohan / Ronson lesbian party boat, and she’s doing […]

2008

09

Oct

Caroline D’Amore Stands Up for the Celebrities, Even Though She Isn’t One of the Day

I don’t know if you can read that….but it says ur just jelly …and all u do is talk about people who do things…get a job . 🙂 Who? Caroline D’Amore is a joke of Hollywood because he dad owns pizza restaurants and she has been invited to Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach party twice and […]

2008

08

Oct

Kristen Bell’s Political Poem of the Day

I hate Kristen Bell. She is boring. Here she is doing some bullshit campaign for Gap that made me hate her more. I wrote a poem, even though I hate poems and find them really fucking gay, but I did it because I had no choice and it turns out that it’s a lot better […]

2008

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

So in the bar this weekend, while drunk, I got to talking to some girl I never saw before. She told me she was in town meeting some guy she met online and when she got to the bus stop where she was supposed to meet him, she saw some really fat greasy dude who […]

2008

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email: You drunken Mexican cunt, you stole my Hawaiian butt photo from my Facebook gallery. I am expecting your apologize nad link to my website Actually, it is kind of honor for me to have my photo on your website, but still, you shouldn’s steal photos 🙂 — Mr Fandor My response […]

2008

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the last day of September. It feels like my life is speeding by me and I just can’t keep up. It’s like tomorrow, I will wake up and I will be 75 years old, still married to my wife, who will not be dead thanks to medical advancements, but will equally annoying and […]

2008

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I know that Britney has a sex tape and the sleazy paparazzi are shopping it around and I figure why bother writing about it, since everyone else is and since I don’t have the fucking’ video to prove it exists, but I know that it probably does exist, because the paparazzi are fucking scum and […]

2008

29

Sep

I was Right About the Good Charlotte Sisters of the Day

I have been saying that these two have been fucking since they were in the womb and dating girls is just a distraction from the fact that they can’t be together, it just isn’t socially acceptable. I also defended them by saying they aren’t fags for wanting each other’s dicks, because they are identical twins, […]

2008

27

Sep

Fuck You Page Six of the Day

Page Six didn’t credit me for the pictures of Mini-Me’s girlfriend fucking around with Wee Man from Jackass. I know for a fact that I am the only person who wasted their fucking day stealing her facebook pictures, because I was friends with her before this Mini Me story broke on Perez Hilton. I had […]