It is the last day of September. It feels like my life is speeding by me and I just can’t keep up. It’s like tomorrow, I will wake up and I will be 75 years old, still married to my wife, who will not be dead thanks to medical advancements, but will equally annoying and […]
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2008
29
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
I know that Britney has a sex tape and the sleazy paparazzi are shopping it around and I figure why bother writing about it, since everyone else is and since I don’t have the fucking’ video to prove it exists, but I know that it probably does exist, because the paparazzi are fucking scum and […]
2008
29
Sep
I was Right About the Good Charlotte Sisters of the Day
I have been saying that these two have been fucking since they were in the womb and dating girls is just a distraction from the fact that they can’t be together, it just isn’t socially acceptable. I also defended them by saying they aren’t fags for wanting each other’s dicks, because they are identical twins, […]
2008
27
Sep
Fuck You Page Six of the Day
Page Six didn’t credit me for the pictures of Mini-Me’s girlfriend fucking around with Wee Man from Jackass. I know for a fact that I am the only person who wasted their fucking day stealing her facebook pictures, because I was friends with her before this Mini Me story broke on Perez Hilton. I had […]
2008
26
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
So I got this email….. Hi there: I am a dialysis patient at KPRHC. Â I take my macbook to the unit each time and read (most often aloud) your article to all my dbuds and it is always a source of amusement, fun and giggles. Â Today, however, was especially good, and we’re writing to thank […]
2008
26
Sep
Kaylee Defer and Her Personal Pictures of the Day
I have no idea who Kaylee Defer is today, and before getting these sent to my email, I would have assumed that the only pictures of this girl are personal pictures, because she’s a fucking nobody, but I was wrong, she is on some Fox show called “The War at Home”, that I have never […]
2008
25
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
I went to a bar last night and witnessed some dudes running game on a girl. They were talking about how they are from LA and how they work in the movie business and all this shit and the girl was eating it up. They invited her to visit them in LA and they told […]
2008
24
Sep
Verne Troyer’s New Girlfriend is on my Facebook of the Day
So I have this girl named Dominique Arganese on my Facebook. She is what I call a Montreal Model. That basically means she has no business being a real model, but ghetto local photographers, magazines and companies hire them to do fashion shows, magazine spreads and product shoots, giving these girls who have no business […]
2008
23
Sep
Sophie Monk Shows Off Some Leg of the Day
I went to a bar once and in the corner was a creepy lonely lookin guy on the piano. He was playing the song “Lady in Red” over and over and he sounded sad. He kept ordering cocktails and I knew that he never planned his life to end up in a dive bar playing […]