So I have this girl named Dominique Arganese on my Facebook. She is what I call a Montreal Model. That basically means she has no business being a real model, but ghetto local photographers, magazines and companies hire them to do fashion shows, magazine spreads and product shoots, giving these girls who have no business […]
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2008
23
Sep
Sophie Monk Shows Off Some Leg of the Day
I went to a bar once and in the corner was a creepy lonely lookin guy on the piano. He was playing the song “Lady in Red” over and over and he sounded sad. He kept ordering cocktails and I knew that he never planned his life to end up in a dive bar playing […]
2008
23
Sep
Kim Kardashian’s Cry For Attention on Dancing With the Stars of the Day
So Kim Kardashian is always willing to further her career and better herself by taking that fat ass to greater heights by jumping in front of the camera every time it’s around. I think it stems from a jealousy of her friend Paris Hilton, who is irrelevant now, but at the time Kim copied her […]
2008
19
Sep
EXXXOTICA NY Pictures of the Day
So I wasn’t able to get one of you into the Exxxotica NY pornstar tradeshow because my email wasn’t working and this site sucks at life and no one takes it seriously, except maybe for the authorities, but that’s yet to be determined, but someone who reads this site went out of his way to […]
2008
17
Sep
Rosario Dawson’s Got Some Serious Cleavage of the Day
Rosario Dawson’s dress is like a window into her big fuckin’ tits. They remind me of the times I’ve tried to get girls to press their tits against their car passenger window as they drive by me on the highway, or the time I got my wife to press her tits up against the glass […]
2008
12
Sep
Sophie Monk Rides A Bikini in a Bike of the Day
Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk riding a bike in a bikini top, getting back to her fifth grade memories, when life was so simple. She’s even got the little license plate that reads her childhood nickname her dad used to call her and I guess it’s all because Good Charlotte broke her heart […]
2008
10
Sep
Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures of the Day
It looks like I slept on these Sopie Monk pics, which is probably because everytime I think of the trash that has actually slept on Sophie Monk, like Ryan Seacrest and the Good Charlotte twin who is slamming Paris Hilton, both sexually ambiguous, Ryan Seacrest with his frosted hair and everything about him being gay […]
2008
09
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
Does anyone with a video camera want to do me a favor? I got invited to some porn event that I can’t get to because I am poor. It is in NYC on September 10th, that’s tomorrow. It starts at 8 pm. It is VIP. I don’t know if that means it is open bar. […]
2008
08
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
I was bored, it’s getting cold and shitty here, and I was craving to see some real live girls in bikinis. The only place I knew where to find girls in bathing suits was at the YMCA because I had a free pass and they have a pool. So I got there and put on […]