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2008

22

Oct

Pink Shows Off The Little Cleavage She’s Got of the Day

Pink wore some tank top that reminds me of some wartime fantasies I once had, of a war that took place before women were allowed in on the site, where I am a hero soldier and being forced to fuck the most feminine of the group with the other soldiers because we’ve been lost in […]

2008

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

So since I have nothing better to do than waste my time, I waste my time talking to the sisters of non celebrities, and in not being very good at moving on, I decided to post some of the conversation I’ve been having with Bon Bon D’Amore, who despite her name is not a tacky […]

2008

20

Oct

Taylor Swift Sings Some Rihanna of the Day

I saw this shit on PerezHilton or something over the weekend and figured I’d post it because posting pictures is so much uploading and cropping and causes such an annoying uprising with the Paparazzi Agencies, doesn’t mean I am not going to post images, just means I am lazy right now and posting this. It […]

2008

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My site seemed to have got hacked and stopped working last night and it continued through today, it is annoying but I’ve got used to it and figure I can’t control these things, so why bother getting all worked up about the shit. People don’t like me because they don’t find my jokes funny and […]

2008

16

Oct

Dyslexic Speedreader’s Mixtape Review of the Day

The Dyslexic Speedreaders are some LA rap group that are made up of a guy named Andre Legacy, a white Soap Star who used to jerk off in Young Hard and Solo videos for money before making it big as an MTV VJ and a few roles on shitty movies like Karate Dog and Scary […]

2008

14

Oct

Sophie Monk’s Fat Chick Panty Line of the Day

So Sophie Monk decided to get back at her Good Charlotte sister, who moved her to the USA with promises of lesbian marriage and children, before getting swept up by Paris Hilton’s rank vagina, when she was trying to save her career and jump on the Lohan / Ronson lesbian party boat, and she’s doing […]

2008

09

Oct

Caroline D’Amore Stands Up for the Celebrities, Even Though She Isn’t One of the Day

I don’t know if you can read that….but it says ur just jelly …and all u do is talk about people who do things…get a job . 🙂 Who? Caroline D’Amore is a joke of Hollywood because he dad owns pizza restaurants and she has been invited to Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach party twice and […]

2008

08

Oct

Kristen Bell’s Political Poem of the Day

I hate Kristen Bell. She is boring. Here she is doing some bullshit campaign for Gap that made me hate her more. I wrote a poem, even though I hate poems and find them really fucking gay, but I did it because I had no choice and it turns out that it’s a lot better […]

2008

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

So in the bar this weekend, while drunk, I got to talking to some girl I never saw before. She told me she was in town meeting some guy she met online and when she got to the bus stop where she was supposed to meet him, she saw some really fat greasy dude who […]

2008

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email: You drunken Mexican cunt, you stole my Hawaiian butt photo from my Facebook gallery. I am expecting your apologize nad link to my website Actually, it is kind of honor for me to have my photo on your website, but still, you shouldn’s steal photos 🙂 — Mr Fandor My response […]