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2008

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email….. Hi there: I am a dialysis patient at KPRHC.  I take my macbook to the unit each time and read (most often aloud) your article to all my dbuds and it is always a source of amusement, fun and giggles.  Today, however, was especially good, and we’re writing to thank […]

2008

26

Sep

Kaylee Defer and Her Personal Pictures of the Day

I have no idea who Kaylee Defer is today, and before getting these sent to my email, I would have assumed that the only pictures of this girl are personal pictures, because she’s a fucking nobody, but I was wrong, she is on some Fox show called “The War at Home”, that I have never […]

2008

25

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a bar last night and witnessed some dudes running game on a girl. They were talking about how they are from LA and how they work in the movie business and all this shit and the girl was eating it up. They invited her to visit them in LA and they told […]

2008

24

Sep

Verne Troyer’s New Girlfriend is on my Facebook of the Day

So I have this girl named Dominique Arganese on my Facebook. She is what I call a Montreal Model. That basically means she has no business being a real model, but ghetto local photographers, magazines and companies hire them to do fashion shows, magazine spreads and product shoots, giving these girls who have no business […]

2008

23

Sep

Shanna Moakler Leaving the Hospital After Visiting Travis Barker of the Day

I once spilled a pot of boing water on my belly when making mash potatoes because it was all I could afford a few years ago. Within ten minutes I was in shock, convulsing on the ground with a fever and what felt like I was having a heart attack. I didn’t go to the […]

2008

23

Sep

Sophie Monk Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

I went to a bar once and in the corner was a creepy lonely lookin guy on the piano. He was playing the song “Lady in Red” over and over and he sounded sad. He kept ordering cocktails and I knew that he never planned his life to end up in a dive bar playing […]

2008

23

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Cry For Attention on Dancing With the Stars of the Day

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So Kim Kardashian is always willing to further her career and better herself by taking that fat ass to greater heights by jumping in front of the camera every time it’s around. I think it stems from a jealousy of her friend Paris Hilton, who is irrelevant now, but at the time Kim copied her […]

2008

19

Sep

EXXXOTICA NY Pictures of the Day

So I wasn’t able to get one of you into the Exxxotica NY pornstar tradeshow because my email wasn’t working and this site sucks at life and no one takes it seriously, except maybe for the authorities, but that’s yet to be determined, but someone who reads this site went out of his way to […]

2008

17

Sep

Rosario Dawson’s Got Some Serious Cleavage of the Day

Rosario Dawson’s dress is like a window into her big fuckin’ tits. They remind me of the times I’ve tried to get girls to press their tits against their car passenger window as they drive by me on the highway, or the time I got my wife to press her tits up against the glass […]

2008

12

Sep

Sophie Monk Rides A Bikini in a Bike of the Day

Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk riding a bike in a bikini top, getting back to her fifth grade memories, when life was so simple. She’s even got the little license plate that reads her childhood nickname her dad used to call her and I guess it’s all because Good Charlotte broke her heart […]