So Lydia Hearst just won Best International Model or some shit and I love her. She is the heir to some old money empire that is seemingly being hit by the financial crisis because they just dropped their Teen Cosmo title or some shit because teenage girls already know everything they need to know about […]
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2008
12
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I dropped my fucking computer when I was wrestling my stepdaughter, there was no mud in the room, but I definitely grabbed some titty and ass, before the computer incident ruined our fun and now the fucking thing barely works. It’s a Mac and I fucking hate Mac. Not only do they not make drop […]
2008
11
Nov
Katy Perry’s Busting Out of Her Shirt of the Day
I hate being fat. This morning i was walking around and saw a plastic bag filled with sloppy fucking pizza. I assume it was someone’s lunch that they accidentally dropped, or it was some kind of predator hunting for fat people, but shit almost worked on me. I saw it, and despite not knowing who […]
2008
10
Nov
Mickey Rourke Doesn’t Like Gay People of the Day
The paparazzi followed Mickey Rourke around the other night because, clearly no other celebrity was around or maybe because they mistook his botoxed face of that of a woman disguised as a man, but I don’t really know or care. What I do know is that last week Perez Hilton reported that Rourke was dating […]
2008
10
Nov
Porno Producer Offers Palin $2M to do a Porn of the Day
Some porn producer named Cezar Capone is offering Sarah Palin 2 million dollars to star in one of his MILF productions. I don’t know much about porn, despite everyone constantly telling me that I am a porn site, because I post nudity, but I really have no idea who this guy is. There’s something about […]
2008
08
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I did a post on some NYC sex bloggers posed in lingerie the other day and some lesbian left some long winded comment about how these sex bloggers are what she aspires to be and shit and I figured I’d respond to it here. Blah blah blah, I am a lesbian, Blah blah blah, I […]
2008
07
Nov
Sophie Monk Doin’ Nothing of the Day
I wonder if Sophie Monk, Paris Hilton and the Good Charlotte fat lesbian sister they both dated ever had a threesome together. You know rubbing cunts til one of them squirts. Benji with a fist in his man pussy, Paris taking pictures of herself to figure out a way to market it to greater opportunities […]
2008
06
Nov
Katy Perry Upskirt Pictures of the Day
Katy Perry flashed her panties and I wasn’t there to point and laugh, not that I would, because if I was in the same room as this cunt, I would most likely be throwing furniture at her, telling her to get that fucking song out of my head. You know if you met the person […]
2008
05
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
After all this O(prah)Bama shit, I am happy to say that my unemployed friend in New Mexico just applied for food stamps it’s a great day for America and for him. I got this email: Hi! My name is Angelina and I have 3 wonderful kids and one of my daughter is diagnosed with tourrette’s […]
2008
04
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I have a feeling that McCain is going to win, despite probably not being the best choice and all the preliminary polls, I am convinced America won’t allow a revolutionary into office, even if America wants a revolutionary in office. I can only assume that it’s the CIA moving in a switching all the votes […]