As Lindsay Lohan walks around with a paper bag filled with her clothes, I can’t help but be reminded of all the other homeless people I’ve met over the years. You know, the people who keep their life in a suitcase, and by suitcase I mean garbage bag, always ready to relocate the second the […]
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2009
30
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
Some dude was mad I posted the kitties as shark bait video, like I fucking produced the shit, or actually went to the local SPCA and fucking adopted 10 kittens just for that purpose, when everyone knows if you’re going to kill a cat, make it your cunt neighbor’s because he loves it so much […]
2009
28
Jan
Drunkenstepfather’s Fashion Report of the Day
Today’s fashion report is about leather leggings. The reason you see whores in the shit is because it turns out to be the only fabric that prevents them from being forced to smell their own rank pussies everytime they sit down. This shit may not be indistructable and probably has to get thrown out after […]
2009
28
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
So I got looped into an email conversation between Kanye West and one of his artists. I don’t know how that happened or why Kanye West has my emails. Maybe he was going to give me a piece of his mind for making fun of him by calling him insecure and annoying and urging the […]
2009
21
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
The economic crisis has finally hit close to home, sure I am broker than shit and was happy to hear about the fall of the rich and powerful because I figured finally I’d have common ground with people who aren’t homeless, but it’s finally affected the site. Today I got notice that the one person […]
2009
20
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I just dropped my last cigar in a shit filled toilet and I really was in the mood to smoke it and that pretty much sucks. I tried fishing it out with a toothbrush and realized that even I am not that desperate. What doesn’t suck are my links…. Some Sluts Chasing the Fame Flame…. […]
2009
19
Jan
Kim Kardashian and Friends Like Milkshakes of the Day
The guy from Hollywood.tv who provides me with the videos I use daily comes from the UK and his background was high end/trendy ice cream shops. I guess his business strategy was to hold off on opening an LA ice cream shop and instead integrate himself into the celebrity scene to later use to promote […]
2009
17
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I just went to see Notorious because a girl I know wanted to see it and was willing to pay. It’s cold as fuck her so I figure why not support Diddy milking Big’s success a little harder even long after his death. You know there’s going to to be merch and a soundtrack and […]
2009
16
Jan
Anna Faris and her Period Bloat in Some Shitty Photoshoot of the Day
Who the fuck is Anna Faris, oh right, she did a movie that would have been straight to DVD if the US population had any level of intelligence, but instead eat this kind of shit up like it was Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 – The Search For My Castrated Testicles in Paris Hilton’s Panty Drawer […]
2009
16
Jan
Lady Gaga is a Rich Kid Performing on GMTV of the Day
If you’re wondering why Lady Gaga wears this outrageous hipster lookin’ outfits you’d expect to see at some electro party in a warehouse, it is because she’s not a natural beauty, in fact, she’s not even an artificial beauty, her weak chin and asymmetrical face means you need to take a whole other approach to […]