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2010

21

Jun

Miley Cyrus Pussy Flash of the Day

I run a pretty dirty site…at least that’s why people who refuse to link my site and/or advertise on my site say. They say that I am porn, despite the fact anyone who jerks off to this site has some seriously issues and should be locked up cuz getting off to clothed chicks is the […]

2010

18

Jun

Sophie Monk’s Sweatpant Ass Getting Into a Car of the Day

I know sweatpants aren’t always the best choice in pants if you’re looking to make your ass look good, but nobody told herped up Sophie Monk…you know Australians are a different breed of trash and it wasn’t until the late 80s that they were even able to buy Levis, so there fashion sense is a […]

2010

18

Jun

Miley Cyrus Wears Shorts Instead of Pussy Flashing of the Day

I may not be into posting pussy pictures of Miley Cyrus cuz I am not an idiot and I know that the Kiddie Porn police won’t be as nice to me as they are with Perez Hilton, since my site is called DrunkenStepfather and they’ve probably been tapping my phones the last 5 years hoping […]

2010

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not entirely sure what is wrong with me – but I know it can’t be good. I think eating nothing buy no name brand chips and drinking shitty beer has finally caught up with me. I am fatter than ever and death may be around the corner…but I could also be being dramatic […]

2010

16

Jun

Demi Lovato Bikini Pictures of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, if a bitch has a tattoo, she’s legal, because where I am from, you need to be 18 to get a tattoo unless you have parental conset and any parent who gives their kid consent to get a tattoo is not much of a parent at all, leading me to […]

2010

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The good thing about World Cup Soccer to someone who hates all sports because sports are kinda gay if you really break it down…you know cuz watching a group of men chasing each other around for a ball but aren’t allowed to use hands is pretty much the source of HIV…it’s the game they were […]

2010

09

Jun

NewNowNext Event Brought Out The Old of the Day

NewNowNext Event makes me laugh because with a name like that you’d expect the shit to generate some interest for up and coming stars, not bitches I used to jerk off to in the 90s. Seriously, what the fuck happened to Carmen Electra. I remember thinking she really had it going on, but then one […]

2010

08

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the afternoon on the street..checking out flat chested fat chicks, some crazy bitch in her pajamas singing, some thick Paris Hilton looking girl who was actually hot, 2 ghetto sluts at the grocery store buying malt liquor while playing with their hair extensions, shitty face piercings and flip phone that wasn’t a Blackberry […]

2010

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

*****THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP YESTERDAY – I WAS TOO DRUNK TO DO IT PROPER****** I am so burnt out – you know from doing pretty much nothing but drinking all afternoon…I figure if you have a long weekend I should too.. So here are my stepLINKS, cuz maybe other motherfuckers worked harder than […]

2010

27

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

I am pretty bitter because a site I helped out by giving them a URL to register for me and a list of my contacts from doing this site before being cut out of the deal just sold for millions of dollars and I didn’t get any of it…so as they retire and live the […]