I spent the afternoon on the street..checking out flat chested fat chicks, some crazy bitch in her pajamas singing, some thick Paris Hilton looking girl who was actually hot, 2 ghetto sluts at the grocery store buying malt liquor while playing with their hair extensions, shitty face piercings and flip phone that wasn’t a Blackberry […]

I am pretty bitter because a site I helped out by giving them a URL to register for me and a list of my contacts from doing this site before being cut out of the deal just sold for millions of dollars and I didn’t get any of it…so as they retire and live the […]

Some loser at Warner Bros who is trying to get ahead in the corporate world has been sending me takedown notices for screencaps I posted from one of their TV shows…because I guess a screencap from a TV show that pollutes all of our lives while making Warner Bros millions of dollars is not our […]

I just found out it was a long weekend this weekend…I wasn’t up to speed on nation holidays because I don’t work and everyday is a long weekend, but if I had known, I would have done a lot less computer time and a lot more looking for pussy on the streets, but I guess […]

I have been trying to convince Lohan to use me as a safehouse because I’m in Canada and flying back to the USA is just gonna get her locked up, but then I realized she’s all fucking Hollywood and does this shit for attention on purpose, and that my campaigning is pretty half assed, considering […]