I guess I should post my stepLINKS. I was going to go out drinking, but it turns out my friends have as much loyalty as Balloon Boy has to his family, because thanks to his inability to lie on national TV, mother fucker is sending his dad to jail. You see that was probably the […]
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2009
19
Oct
Gretchen Rossi Pulling Some Balloon Boy Dad Stunts of the Day
Writing about celebrities I don’t care about is depressing enough for me, but every once in a while there comes a cunt who really makes me realize that I need to pack this shit up, Hollywood’s a joke, and get a job working shoveling shit at a barn outside of town, as it will be […]
2009
15
Oct
Meghan McCain Uses Twitter Like She Was TIla Tequila of the Day
Meghan McCain used the internet the way it is meant to be used and that’s by taking “sexy” pics of your dyke self posing with your shitty book nobody cares about, in hopes that every media outlet picks up the story and draws interest to your book because riding your dad’s name and your mom’s […]
2009
10
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I’ve been arguing with people for the last few days about whether the number of followers on twitter represents how relevant you are to the world. He has double the amount of followers than me. I don’t care who you are, I’d like to you all follow me on twitter, even if you aren’t using […]
2009
29
Sep
Sophie Monk’s Still Seducing Us in Her Little Black Dress of the Day
Sophie Monk is still crying for attention and I like it. It’s like my very own Katy Perry song only way more interesting to look at. I only woke up a few minutes ago, I have no stories for you just now, I just spent the last 20 minutes listening to my 58 year old, […]
2009
21
Sep
Some Sophie Monk Almost Showing Off Her Pussy of the Day
Everyone likes Sophie Monk. I’m starting to think she looks like some kind of puppet with a rubber face, and not entirely human, but maybe that’s what people are lookin’ for these days, or maybe people just like her because she’s a nice girl with a whole lot of substance, I mean that’s the only […]
2009
18
Sep
Sophie Monk and Her Boring Scandal in Leggings of the Day
Sophie Monk is part of another bullshit scandal that she’s staged to get people talking about her. First it was some stalker bullshit where she’d only walk around with security, when we all know that no one has ever stalked her, not even her ex boyfriends who normally have a hard time getting over their […]
2009
16
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t know what you useless motherfuckers got accomplished tonight, but I know I was out being a fucking hero. I made a vow to Patrick Swayze’s ghost that I would find out who murdered him, so I drank a bottle of Port, because someone gave me a bottle of Port, my diabetes went into […]
2009
08
Sep
Sophie Monk Shows Off Some Legs of the Day
I like the idea of Australian chicks, they are marketed as being laid back drinkers with hot bikini bodies, sun damage and open minded about getting fucked after a day of surfing, but with the laid back drinker attitude that is down with fucking randoms all the time, comes risk of herpes, which really isn’t […]
2009
07
Sep
Christiano Ronaldo is Definitely Not Gat of the Day
I haven’t seen that many gay porns in my life, but I would say that it is safe to say that at least one of them starts off in a sports field doin’ stretches and that so does Ronaldo’s group masturbation/gay sex sessions and here he is with his boyfriend/lover/teammate because they aren’t as into […]