I was just in a bar and two older ladies walked in wearing the most obnoxious colored party dresses, so I decided to walk up to them, assuming they had no shame and asked if they were celebrating their very senior prom, finguring that at 50, they had no business wearing the shit and needed […]
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2009
02
Sep
Sophie Monk Defines Vagina of the Day
The only reason why this bitch is famous is because she used her vagina proper to get her to the top. Not that she’s at the fucking top, because she’s pretty much unemployed, but she’s doing a lot better than the trash she grew up with in Australia, I’m talking about her mother. So I […]
2009
31
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
I got all kinds of emails about this DJ AM shit, some people wanted me to take responsibility for his death like my site helped break him down and lead him to crack like I was his MTV show who put the crack pipe in his hand, or like I was his failed relationships because […]
2009
30
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
My wife changed the lock on me but I worked my way back in and the first thing I did was run to the computer to post the links because I haven’t been home in 48 hours, I am still high from last nights accidental speed binge and I wanted to get my links up […]
2009
22
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
I was just walking next to a polluted river and the asshole I was with thought it would be funny to throw me in the water, possibly because we did mushrooms this morning, but probably because he’s a piece of fucking shit, something I smell a lot like because that’s what I just fuckin’ swam […]
2009
21
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
I am really disappointed with myself. I was just walking the dog drunk and came across some teenage party because the parents are out of town kinda situation you see in the movies and I didn’t try to crash it and steal all their beer and tell war stories to teach them my interpretation on […]
2009
15
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
I have nothing to say. It is 10 am. I spent the night in the woods. Accidentally. I haven’t slept much. I smell like bark and I just got in. I don’t know what happened but I am pretty sure I had sex with a tree. It was magical. So people who say drugs are […]
2009
11
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
Lawyers are on my dick and not in a good way.. I had to take down the Ashley Greene nude pictures because they got all the buzz they needed for their new trailer they released today and they feel like making a big deal abotu shit, even though nothing ever disappears off the internet. This […]
2009
11
Aug
Sophie Monk is a Whore of the Day
Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk working Russel Simmons and his Adult Lisp in hopes of landing a record deal, because before she was a miserable, horrible, busty actress in shit movies that went straight to DVD, she was winning singing competitions in Australia, something I guess she wants to re-visit here as she […]
2009
10
Aug
Sophie Monk Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day
I used to like Sophie Monk, not on a personal level, because I’ve never met her and never will, but in a I have nothing better to do with my time than post paparzzi pictures and she’s interesting to look at kind of way. But now now she’s older and washed up and I’m assuming […]