I am still recovering cuz I am a pussy, speaking off pussy, send me pictures of yours to win a chance to be eaten out by me. It’s not really a prize for you, but it is to me. Here are my stepLINKS Because Thursday Isn’t Friday and You Need Something Prevent Your Own Suicide […]
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2009
29
Jun
Sophie Monk is the Kind of Sloppy Bitch I’m Down With of the Day
I remember asking someone who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk if she could let her know I want her to sit on my fuckin face and finger my asshole until I fall asleep, but she told me not to bother giving her any attention because she’s fuckin’ useless, crazy and getting […]
2009
24
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
The highlight of my week has not been grabbing Gaga’s ass, holding hands with Fergie, or even being on the Seacrest radio show or at a party with all women, but walking my dog at 4 am only to come across a topless 18 year old lookin’ dude and a topless 18 year old lookin […]
2009
24
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I just got back from an open bar party and I took full advantage of it. The interesting thing was that the event was 99 percent chicks and I felt like I was creeping in the closet at a slumber party and every chick we spoke to asked us why the hell we were there, […]
2009
23
Jun
This Perez Getting Punched Shit is So Retarded of the Day
I am glad Perez got punched because it led to me being on a big radio show. I am not glad that he got punched because he didn’t get killed and that means we have to listen to him cry about him and people talk about him and the whole thing is so insignificant. I […]
2009
22
Jun
Lady Gaga and Her Ass of the Day
While Perez Hilton was getting “beat up”, which was more like dancing like a queen in a pair of Lindsay Lohan leggings, while some groupie gay dude, who was probably a Gaga back-up dancer, humped his face…I was creep grabbin’ this ass behind her security’s back. The ass was alright and I don’t think it […]
2009
22
Jun
Lady Gaga and her Wedgie of the Day
I was at an afterparty for the MMVA’s that Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton rolled into around 2 in the morning. I decided to try to get free booze out of them, but their security was too tight. At one point I got Perez Hilton’s attention for about 10 seconds when he wasn’t getting his […]
2009
20
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
Last night was a fuckin’ shit show. From seeing girls I’ve banged and being told I was their biggest regret making out with a chick, to dropping the Rudy Huxtible line on every black girl I met, to my friend singing a song about gay natives only to be overheard by a couple huge fuckin’ […]
2009
18
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I was walking down the street and passed some weird guy standing on the corner with a lap top in hand. He called me over to get in on the fun that he was having. I wasn’t going to go look at his screen because I feel like I’ve seen a variation of that movie […]
2009
13
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
My friend gave me Viagra yesterday. I wasn’t sure if he was coming onto me, but he seemed to think it would change my fucking life, especially if I managed to get a decent lookin whore to invite me back to her house, you know since I have a fat pig who made me impotent […]