There was a time when I would only rent movies with girls in bikinis, because porn wasn’t readily available and I was 16, horny and down to jerk off to some seriously softcore shit. That time is long fuckin’ gone, so I am surprised shit like this is still made, even when it’s starring Sophie […]
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2009
27
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I was drinking a beer in the park and this blonde girl was walking around with a baby carriage in her bikini top. I screamed out at her that she’s only 5 pounds away from the breakaway point. She didn’t get what I meant, so I had to explain that the breakaway point is when […]
2009
25
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I once dated a girl who dumped me because I would make fun of her everyday, I also dated a girl who dumped me because I didn’t buy her a birthday present because I spent all my money on partying, I dated a girl who dumped me cuz I stuck my dick in her when […]
2009
16
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I may be drunk most nights of the week and I may spend a lot of time with strippers but that doesn’t make me a degenerate. The fact that I live off my “disabled” wife, who is really just a lazy fucking pig who gets a government check makes me a degenerate. Tonight may not […]
2009
11
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
The last I heard from Paris Hilton’s New BFF was that her dad is in the FBI and he’s going to ruin my life for posting that video of her. The last time I got drunk, which was last night I had a mission set out to shit the bed when I woke up. It […]
2009
09
Jul
Lady Gaga is Gagged of the Day
Lady Gaga’s stunts are getting old fast. We get that she’s desperate enough for attention to hang with Perez Hilton for free advertising, we get that she had no friends growing up and is on some fabricated, unauthentic artist kick, we get she’s just some twat who can sing who created this seriously unlikable character, […]
2009
04
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
My site used to be way cooler, I mean more stimulating. I feel like I’ve become like all the other reptitive gossip shit and on this Independence Day, I’ve go no choice but to plot the next step of the site, I expect it to involve prostitutes, drug use and me dead in the gutter, […]
2009
03
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I am still recovering cuz I am a pussy, speaking off pussy, send me pictures of yours to win a chance to be eaten out by me. It’s not really a prize for you, but it is to me. Here are my stepLINKS Because Thursday Isn’t Friday and You Need Something Prevent Your Own Suicide […]
2009
29
Jun
Sophie Monk is the Kind of Sloppy Bitch I’m Down With of the Day
I remember asking someone who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk if she could let her know I want her to sit on my fuckin face and finger my asshole until I fall asleep, but she told me not to bother giving her any attention because she’s fuckin’ useless, crazy and getting […]
2009
24
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
The highlight of my week has not been grabbing Gaga’s ass, holding hands with Fergie, or even being on the Seacrest radio show or at a party with all women, but walking my dog at 4 am only to come across a topless 18 year old lookin’ dude and a topless 18 year old lookin […]