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2009

08

Jun

Sophie Monk’s Cry for Attention at the Santa Monica Pier of the Day

There’s something pretty magical about watching Sophie Monk riding some weird Mexican donkey themed toy you’d see kids posing with, not because I am into watching kids ride things for sexual pleasure, but because I like Mexican themed shit being riden by hot, busty, hard nippled Australians who ever since moving to America to be […]

2009

05

Jun

Audrina for Carl’s Jr of the Day

We don’t have Carl’s Jr here, but I used to have a friend who worked somewhere that got press packages from Carl’s Jr and everytime they’d release a burger they’d send him a cardboard cut out of it, and byt the looks of some of their burgers, you’d think just holding the cardboard cut out […]

2009

01

Jun

Bow Wow’s Stripper Amateur Music Video of the DAy

Bow Wow’s new video is some Paris Hilton Sex Tape inspired amateur style video of a stripper in her panties while he sings a song called “I Have a Pole in My Basement”. I guess that’s his pick-up line at the stripclub when trying to lure the whores back to his place, only unlike real […]

2009

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the long weekend. That means the only people who will read this are lonely losers with no family, friends or money to get the fuck aways from their computer for the weekend. Welcome to my life. The good news is that in efforts to get wasted last night, I fell asleep at 9 pm […]

2009

21

May

Guess The Pantless Pig of the Day

I know pigs are never supposed to wear pants but guess who didn’t wear pants again ….come on…I’ll give you three guesses…if you said “tranny lookin’ broken down rich kid who craves attention because she’s ugly and does it by making a mockery of gay people and their gay lifestyles by spitting out cliches about […]

2009

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

You know how I bitch about my wife always wanting to have sex with me and how it makes me sick to my fucking stomach and I tell her to fuck off with her fat dirty vagina, but fuck her anyway, well 6 or 7 weeks ago, I guess she got the hint and stopped […]

2009

20

May

Brooke Hogan’s Official Music Video of the Day

I know you’ve all be excited for the fat version of Paris Hilton to release the new video of her new single called Falling and it’s about falling for a guy, falling in love, and she rocks her flat ass and broad shoulders out in a bikini while some weird lookin’ black or white guy […]

2009

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was talking to an ex high class escort the other day, you know the kind who charges 5,000 dollars an hour, but who got busted and forced back to montreal and offered her 15 dollars for a blow job, I figure she’s gotta be cautious about her shit now that everyone is watching […]

2009

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was recovering all day from drinking way too much. My body has turned into a giant vagina on its period with some kind of cyst and can’t fuck seem to fuck anymore cuz it hurts too much. So I got swept from the computer and went to the park where some weird family was […]

2009

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder if famous people read the site and by famous people I mean Miley Cyrus because I do all this for her. Baby if you’re out there, this struggle is all for you…. Here are my links… Find the Slut You’ve Always Wanted Here GO This Video of a Homeless Person Saving Katherine McPhee […]