I was on Twitter today messaging Heidi Montag about her song. This is what I wrote: @heidimontag Your “new single” is the best april’s fool joke yet @heidimontag proves that just because they let you in the studio doesn’t mean you should sing …. @heidimontag seriously, did you hire autistic kids with pots and pans […]
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2009
31
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I have a drinking problem. I can go a day or two without drinking, but the second I have a chance to pour whatever the fuck I can down my throat I take it. Last week was one of those nights, and it turns out that I got a little messy. I was told earlier […]
2009
30
Mar
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You didn’t think I’d pay a bum 2 dollars to show me his dick and not actually post it. Scroll the fuck down you homos cuz there’s nothing better than cheap bum cock. I got this email by my favorite reader and I figured I’d help him out because not only has he brought me […]
2009
30
Mar
Christina Aguilera Wears Her Gaga Pants of the Day
I guess Christina Aguilera feels threatened by Lady Gaga, you know because that this ugly faced rat of a woman with a penis, who targets all the gays and Perez Hilton, is actually a huge fucking thing, and I am not talking about her penis, I am talking about her record sales, despite her having […]
2009
28
Mar
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I got drunk, otherwise I would have put these up yesterday, but noon rolled around and I figured I needed to go on a bit of bender since it had been at least a week since my last one, so I started off soft, you know a couple of beers in the park, but it […]
2009
26
Mar
Kim Kardashian and the Photoshop Scandal of the Day
The people at Complex are my fucking family. Sure Marc Ecko doesn’t send me birthday gifts, doesn’t invite me down to play basketball in his office, doesn’t send me his cover girls or clothing models to have sex with, but his staff have always been good to me and even featured me in the magazine […]
2009
23
Mar
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I got this funny email…. We request an immediate removal of your blog on Lesa Amoore posted last September in which you have made slanderous profane remarks, and have illegally posted photos that are copyright protected. If you had spent any time on what you call her “fan” page, you’d realize that it is about her […]
2009
18
Mar
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When people die, even if I am not happy they died, we do a thing called R.I.P. Motherfucker. It’s hard now because I feel close to the death, since I was walking on the same cobble stone path as Natasha Richaradson was on Sunday, and even had a smoke outside her hotel she was staying […]
2009
11
Mar
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The celebration of the day has ended. I realize I was a little lazy and that’s cuz I didn’t sleep, I normally give you more, and I failed you, well get used to it, because people always let each other down, I mean assuming you even notice I update the site on a regular basis, […]
2009
06
Mar
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It is a very proud day for me, I’ve managed to get a decent amount of booze, which has taken me a 5 days to pull off and in doing so, I ended my Jimmy Fallon is a Failure obsession. I managed to meet a bunch of girls on spring break, and got no body […]