So Brooke Hogan was out filming a video for what I assume is her new album and that’s a perfect example of why having a trashy uneducated father with a lot of money comes in handy. The reason I threw in uneducated, is because the rich kids I’ve met over the years who have parents […]
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2009
16
Apr
Uplifting Post of the Day
I am not a very organized person, you know, I don’t pay on time, I don’t show up on time, I don’t remember special dates like birthdays or anniversaries, so in case I forget, I just wanted to wish Patrick Swayze an RIP in Advance, at least this way he can see my condolences while […]
2009
16
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
So I got this weird Email: Dear Sir or Ma’am, My name is Monti Robinson and I am seeking a Herpes and HPV social networking community I’ve found your website to be a terrific fit for me. I would like to ask if you would mind linking me to a website for people looking to […]
2009
14
Apr
Princess Eugenie in Her Bikini with Her Tit Grabbin’ Friend of the Day
Princess Eugenie is in Thailand and there’s only one reason for that and that’s to fuck little boys who dress like little girls. You know how the Royal Family is, they are all inbred and weird and have strange sexual fetishes. If you don’t know who this is, she is not Perez Hilton’s sister, she […]
2009
13
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
The good news about being unemployed is that when long weekends roll around, I don’t have to get all fucking excited like an asshole in a 9 to 5 gig. The only thing good about them is that asshole’s in 9 to 5 gigs come out to party, get stupid and annoying and I sometimes […]
2009
07
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
It is my birthday and I am not doing anything. I am not at the strip club drinking my face off, I am not at the all you can eat for 200 dollar brothel down the street getting a blowjob, I am not at an Asian rub and tug, I am not even watching sex […]
2009
02
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t really know where I live, but I assume it’s fucking hell. I was with a guy I know and some crackhead started messing with him, threatening him, acting crazy with him and I didn’t bother stepping in, because I don’t get involved in other people’s shit, but after I stepped back from my […]
2009
01
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I was on Twitter today messaging Heidi Montag about her song. This is what I wrote: @heidimontag Your “new single” is the best april’s fool joke yet @heidimontag proves that just because they let you in the studio doesn’t mean you should sing …. @heidimontag seriously, did you hire autistic kids with pots and pans […]
2009
31
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I have a drinking problem. I can go a day or two without drinking, but the second I have a chance to pour whatever the fuck I can down my throat I take it. Last week was one of those nights, and it turns out that I got a little messy. I was told earlier […]
2009
30
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
You didn’t think I’d pay a bum 2 dollars to show me his dick and not actually post it. Scroll the fuck down you homos cuz there’s nothing better than cheap bum cock. I got this email by my favorite reader and I figured I’d help him out because not only has he brought me […]