I didn’t realize that it was a holiday everywhere in the fucking world today and I ended up posting more than ever and I am pissed off about that. I should have been sitting on my ass all day doing nothing…oh wait…I was. Everyday is a fucking vacation. Everyday is Spring break. I just distract […]
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2009
14
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I was sitting on a chair at a coffee shop earlier today and I swung my arm back, just as a girl was walking by and I ended up giving her the hardest cunt punch of all time, I am talking a cunt punch Chris Brown would respect, and when I told her I was […]
2009
12
Feb
Pink and Her Disgusting Lesbian Friend of the Day
Here are some pictures of Pink with her friend. What are the chances this pig’s a fucking lesbian. Seriously I first saw them and was wondering why Pink was out with some Perez Hilton lookin’ motherfucker, then realized that this bitch actually has a vagina and doesn’t just wish she had one like the actual […]
2009
10
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
An old friend of mine came to visit me in the hospital, he was actually the dude who urged me to go because he thought I might be dying. He’s a little anxious like that, but it’s ok, dude used to be ghetto like the rest of us but managed to climb out of the […]
2009
10
Feb
Some Tits on the Grammy Red Carpet of the Day
This is a true story for those of you who care, I was in the middle of writing this post on the Grammy’s. I was getting all worked up about how fucking irritating they are and how I can’t stomach the bullshit they spew from Jay Z and Coldplay duets, to a bunch of rappers […]
2009
07
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
Today was a fucking headache. The older I get the harder binge drinking’s become. I spent a good part of the day and night in bed with no energy to finish this beer in my hand because I think my stomach died on me last night after eating a slice of pizza I found on […]
2009
06
Feb
Lindsay Lohan is a Crazy Homeless Person of the Day
As Lindsay Lohan walks around with a paper bag filled with her clothes, I can’t help but be reminded of all the other homeless people I’ve met over the years. You know, the people who keep their life in a suitcase, and by suitcase I mean garbage bag, always ready to relocate the second the […]
2009
30
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
Some dude was mad I posted the kitties as shark bait video, like I fucking produced the shit, or actually went to the local SPCA and fucking adopted 10 kittens just for that purpose, when everyone knows if you’re going to kill a cat, make it your cunt neighbor’s because he loves it so much […]
2009
28
Jan
Drunkenstepfather’s Fashion Report of the Day
Today’s fashion report is about leather leggings. The reason you see whores in the shit is because it turns out to be the only fabric that prevents them from being forced to smell their own rank pussies everytime they sit down. This shit may not be indistructable and probably has to get thrown out after […]
2009
28
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
So I got looped into an email conversation between Kanye West and one of his artists. I don’t know how that happened or why Kanye West has my emails. Maybe he was going to give me a piece of his mind for making fun of him by calling him insecure and annoying and urging the […]