I’ve decided I am going to leave my wife for a pornstar. I figure that marrying one means I don’t have to worry about them cheating on me, because their job is about them getting fucked. Some of them are relatively attractively, at least compared to the girls I know who get paid to fuck […]
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2009
22
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t know why I didn’t post very much today. I guess it happens as a lazy, confused drunk. In reality, I am surprised I’ve managed to keep the site up this long and consistent considering I am a lazy, confused, drunk. The good news is that the local hockey team lost tonight which means […]
2009
21
Apr
Lily Allen Looks Hot of the Day
I was almost going to say that Lily Allen looks hot, not because I was trying to be clever and she’s walking around in a blanket, like the time I thought it’d be funny to wear a full ski suit to a picnic at the park so that people would think I was crazy and […]
2009
21
Apr
Brooke Hogan Does a Video Shoot in Her Bikini of the Day
So Brooke Hogan was out filming a video for what I assume is her new album and that’s a perfect example of why having a trashy uneducated father with a lot of money comes in handy. The reason I threw in uneducated, is because the rich kids I’ve met over the years who have parents […]
2009
16
Apr
Uplifting Post of the Day
I am not a very organized person, you know, I don’t pay on time, I don’t show up on time, I don’t remember special dates like birthdays or anniversaries, so in case I forget, I just wanted to wish Patrick Swayze an RIP in Advance, at least this way he can see my condolences while […]
2009
16
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
So I got this weird Email: Dear Sir or Ma’am, My name is Monti Robinson and I am seeking a Herpes and HPV social networking community I’ve found your website to be a terrific fit for me. I would like to ask if you would mind linking me to a website for people looking to […]
2009
14
Apr
Princess Eugenie in Her Bikini with Her Tit Grabbin’ Friend of the Day
Princess Eugenie is in Thailand and there’s only one reason for that and that’s to fuck little boys who dress like little girls. You know how the Royal Family is, they are all inbred and weird and have strange sexual fetishes. If you don’t know who this is, she is not Perez Hilton’s sister, she […]
2009
13
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
The good news about being unemployed is that when long weekends roll around, I don’t have to get all fucking excited like an asshole in a 9 to 5 gig. The only thing good about them is that asshole’s in 9 to 5 gigs come out to party, get stupid and annoying and I sometimes […]
2009
07
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
It is my birthday and I am not doing anything. I am not at the strip club drinking my face off, I am not at the all you can eat for 200 dollar brothel down the street getting a blowjob, I am not at an Asian rub and tug, I am not even watching sex […]
2009
02
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t really know where I live, but I assume it’s fucking hell. I was with a guy I know and some crackhead started messing with him, threatening him, acting crazy with him and I didn’t bother stepping in, because I don’t get involved in other people’s shit, but after I stepped back from my […]