Ghetto Brawl I am a bad blogger – It is 1 pm and I am just posting my first post of the day. Perez Hilton gets up at 4 am everyday to hustle his site with his staff of people, meanwhile, at 4 am, I’m sucking back on one of my last drinks of the […]
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2009
12
May
stepLINKS of the Day
You know what I hate about you? That you never buy me gifts. There was a time on the internet where all these little sluts used to have personal websites and on the side of the site was their fucking wishlists and perverts would buy them the shit they asked for, thinking they’d get in […]
2009
12
May
Eminem Peed on Mariah Carey of the Day
You can stop sending me this video. I have seen it. Eminem says he peed on Mariah Carey. His album drops in a few days. Statements about pissing on Mariah Carey tie in nicely with the album launch. I don’t really care either way, people like peeing on people and people like getting peed on, […]
2009
12
May
Shitty See Throughs of the Day
In trying to stay in touch with my one reader, I figure I’d post these shitty see through pictures, in a take what I can get kinda way. You know, because it is the story of our lives, never really having much choice in the tits we get to see, and really just taking what […]
2009
07
May
Lydia Hearst Topless for GQ Italy of the Day
I like Lydia Hearst. She is a top model. She doesn’t mind getting naked. She’s from one of America’s original power families and probably has a huge trust fund but still seems to be cool enough to get her to do my laundry for me. Maybe it has to do with her mother being some […]
2009
04
May
Paris’ BFF is still a Fucking Attention Whore Clown of the Day
This Paris BFF girl is a fucking joke. I mean it was pretty much understood when she signed up to be on the show that she was never going to be taken seriously, but now that Paris is over the 60 days she decided to give up to pretend she actually liked this girl, by […]
2009
29
Apr
Lindsay Lohan in her One-Piece Bathing Suit of the Day
Lindsay Lohan is still in Hawaii and she’s keeping me on my toes. It’s like I don’t know what bathing suit she’s going to hit the beach with, it’s like will she wear the bikini, will she wear the one-piece, will she wear the microbikini, will she go topless, will she get caught skinny dipping, […]
2009
23
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I’ve decided I am going to leave my wife for a pornstar. I figure that marrying one means I don’t have to worry about them cheating on me, because their job is about them getting fucked. Some of them are relatively attractively, at least compared to the girls I know who get paid to fuck […]
2009
22
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t know why I didn’t post very much today. I guess it happens as a lazy, confused drunk. In reality, I am surprised I’ve managed to keep the site up this long and consistent considering I am a lazy, confused, drunk. The good news is that the local hockey team lost tonight which means […]
2009
21
Apr
Lily Allen Looks Hot of the Day
I was almost going to say that Lily Allen looks hot, not because I was trying to be clever and she’s walking around in a blanket, like the time I thought it’d be funny to wear a full ski suit to a picnic at the park so that people would think I was crazy and […]