So I responded to a mass email someone sent me saying: Thanks…. What is everyone wearing right now – I am masturbating and this will help me. I appreciate it…. and some dyke freaked out cuz she was clearly raped or molested as a child and has now denounced dick…. Why don’t you just go […]
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2009
26
Oct
Katy Perry Birthday Bullshit of the Day
I am friends with Mark Cobrasnake, so I want to say that I am not going to hold the fact that he went to Katy Perry’s cheesy birthday party where he looked like he was having the time of his life amongst people I hate, like Perez Hilton and Katy Perry, because I’m going to […]
2009
22
Oct
Caroline D’Amore is a Nobody, But She’s Got a Ripped Dress of the Day
I really don’t want to write about Caroline D’Amore, because she’s a fucking joke and her only claim to fame was going to Paris Hilton’s beach party a few years ago and that her dad owns 3 pizza restaurants. She’s seriously a fucking nobody, but in being a nobody trying to be a somebody, she’s […]
2009
19
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I guess I should post my stepLINKS. I was going to go out drinking, but it turns out my friends have as much loyalty as Balloon Boy has to his family, because thanks to his inability to lie on national TV, mother fucker is sending his dad to jail. You see that was probably the […]
2009
19
Oct
Gretchen Rossi Pulling Some Balloon Boy Dad Stunts of the Day
Writing about celebrities I don’t care about is depressing enough for me, but every once in a while there comes a cunt who really makes me realize that I need to pack this shit up, Hollywood’s a joke, and get a job working shoveling shit at a barn outside of town, as it will be […]
2009
15
Oct
Meghan McCain Uses Twitter Like She Was TIla Tequila of the Day
Meghan McCain used the internet the way it is meant to be used and that’s by taking “sexy” pics of your dyke self posing with your shitty book nobody cares about, in hopes that every media outlet picks up the story and draws interest to your book because riding your dad’s name and your mom’s […]
2009
10
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I’ve been arguing with people for the last few days about whether the number of followers on twitter represents how relevant you are to the world. He has double the amount of followers than me. I don’t care who you are, I’d like to you all follow me on twitter, even if you aren’t using […]
2009
29
Sep
Sophie Monk’s Still Seducing Us in Her Little Black Dress of the Day
Sophie Monk is still crying for attention and I like it. It’s like my very own Katy Perry song only way more interesting to look at. I only woke up a few minutes ago, I have no stories for you just now, I just spent the last 20 minutes listening to my 58 year old, […]
2009
21
Sep
Some Sophie Monk Almost Showing Off Her Pussy of the Day
Everyone likes Sophie Monk. I’m starting to think she looks like some kind of puppet with a rubber face, and not entirely human, but maybe that’s what people are lookin’ for these days, or maybe people just like her because she’s a nice girl with a whole lot of substance, I mean that’s the only […]
2009
18
Sep
Sophie Monk and Her Boring Scandal in Leggings of the Day
Sophie Monk is part of another bullshit scandal that she’s staged to get people talking about her. First it was some stalker bullshit where she’d only walk around with security, when we all know that no one has ever stalked her, not even her ex boyfriends who normally have a hard time getting over their […]