Here are some pictures of Rod Stewart’s mistake who moved to Hollywood to live off her ridiculous trust fund like she was a celebrity of her own. Trying to do the whole Paris Hilton thing she was doing a decade ago, but for some reason shit just never worked out for her. She never got […]
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2009
24
Nov
Kim Kardashian in Her Bikini on Twitter of the Day
The only good thing about Kim Kardashian is that she became more famous than Paris Hilton, something I know fucks with Paris Hilton every fucking day, and something that may, if we’re lucky, lead to Paris Hilton’s suicide. She pretty much used all the same tricks as Paris Hilton, from shitty “I don’t know how […]
2009
18
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I found the girl who played the voice of some Disney character on Facebook thru some guy I hate but who I am facebook friends with….I recognized her name because I’ve seen pictures of her in a thong, so I added her. She ignored me and I hate being ignored, so I wrote her this […]
2009
16
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I didn’t go to all night teenage sex parties this weekend. I was stuck trying to get a boner for a 40 year old chubby chick who danced like a slut, while my wife was at home having sleep apnea cuz she’s brought me to this low point in my life where I find fat […]
2009
11
Nov
Some More Pics of Sophie Monk Showing Off her Legs of the Day
Sophie Monk is pretty much a nobody who eveyrone talks about. Some people find her hot, other people find that she looks like some kind of cheap blow-up doll or muppet Jim Hansen created to fuck instead of using his wife, because when you lock yourself in a workshop with nothing but a lot of […]
2009
05
Nov
Sophie Monk is at the Same Event as Her Ex and I Don’t Care of the Day
Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk looking like real shit in Australia at some event. I’m guess she was up all night tending to the Paris Hilton herpe scabs on Good Charlotte’s dick because he came crawling back to her after breaking her heart by leaving her for Paris Hilton only to have Paris […]
2009
04
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
My dog just at a chocolate bar my wife left laying around. Turns out chocolate is toxic for dogs and I had to call the vet, he may die and I guess this may be the end of a short lived friendship, because despite thinking I hate him, this brush with death has made me […]
2009
30
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
So I responded to a mass email someone sent me saying: Thanks…. What is everyone wearing right now – I am masturbating and this will help me. I appreciate it…. and some dyke freaked out cuz she was clearly raped or molested as a child and has now denounced dick…. Why don’t you just go […]
2009
26
Oct
Katy Perry Birthday Bullshit of the Day
I am friends with Mark Cobrasnake, so I want to say that I am not going to hold the fact that he went to Katy Perry’s cheesy birthday party where he looked like he was having the time of his life amongst people I hate, like Perez Hilton and Katy Perry, because I’m going to […]
2009
22
Oct
Caroline D’Amore is a Nobody, But She’s Got a Ripped Dress of the Day
I really don’t want to write about Caroline D’Amore, because she’s a fucking joke and her only claim to fame was going to Paris Hilton’s beach party a few years ago and that her dad owns 3 pizza restaurants. She’s seriously a fucking nobody, but in being a nobody trying to be a somebody, she’s […]