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2009

01

Dec

Sophie Monk and her “Baby” Publicity Stunt of the Day

Sophie Monk is up on another publicity stunt where she tipped up the paparazzi to follow her to the baby clothes store to get people talking about whether or not she is pregnant with the Good Charlotte sister’s baby, even though no one gives a fuck about her or the Paris Hilton herpes dick cumming […]

2009

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS. I’ve decided I am deathly allergic to UV, all foods, alcohol and water. I’m am not a doctor but it is the only prognosis that makes sense. I figure that I won’t make it thru the night, but if I do, I’ll be back…if this is my last post, use it […]

2009

30

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Sex Tape was an AD of the Dat

So there was a Carmen Electra sex tape that hit a few weeks ago. It was pretty clear the shit was a publicity stunt, it just wasn’t obvious what the shit was a publicity stunt for. You know she was a Playboy whore who showed her naked pussy to establish a career, so it was […]

2009

27

Nov

Kimberly Stewart’s Useless Ass in Jeans of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rod Stewart’s mistake who moved to Hollywood to live off her ridiculous trust fund like she was a celebrity of her own. Trying to do the whole Paris Hilton thing she was doing a decade ago, but for some reason shit just never worked out for her. She never got […]

2009

24

Nov

Kim Kardashian in Her Bikini on Twitter of the Day

The only good thing about Kim Kardashian is that she became more famous than Paris Hilton, something I know fucks with Paris Hilton every fucking day, and something that may, if we’re lucky, lead to Paris Hilton’s suicide. She pretty much used all the same tricks as Paris Hilton, from shitty “I don’t know how […]

2009

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I found the girl who played the voice of some Disney character on Facebook thru some guy I hate but who I am facebook friends with….I recognized her name because I’ve seen pictures of her in a thong, so I added her. She ignored me and I hate being ignored, so I wrote her this […]

2009

16

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t go to all night teenage sex parties this weekend. I was stuck trying to get a boner for a 40 year old chubby chick who danced like a slut, while my wife was at home having sleep apnea cuz she’s brought me to this low point in my life where I find fat […]

2009

11

Nov

Some More Pics of Sophie Monk Showing Off her Legs of the Day

Sophie Monk is pretty much a nobody who eveyrone talks about. Some people find her hot, other people find that she looks like some kind of cheap blow-up doll or muppet Jim Hansen created to fuck instead of using his wife, because when you lock yourself in a workshop with nothing but a lot of […]

2009

05

Nov

Sophie Monk is at the Same Event as Her Ex and I Don’t Care of the Day

Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk looking like real shit in Australia at some event. I’m guess she was up all night tending to the Paris Hilton herpe scabs on Good Charlotte’s dick because he came crawling back to her after breaking her heart by leaving her for Paris Hilton only to have Paris […]

2009

04

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

My dog just at a chocolate bar my wife left laying around. Turns out chocolate is toxic for dogs and I had to call the vet, he may die and I guess this may be the end of a short lived friendship, because despite thinking I hate him, this brush with death has made me […]