Here is Sophie Monk rubbing up on Santa Claus like he was one of the Good Charlotte sisters because I guess she misses the touch of another man, or maybe because ever has fond memories of a man dressed in a Santa suit sneaking in her bedroom late on Christmas Eve, only to take off […]
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2009
02
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I think I just invented the most amazing thing. If I told you what it was then you could just steal it and leave me in the fucking dust, but I will say that it’s got nothing to do with the people who crashed the White House, it definitely has nothing to do with Tiger […]
2009
02
Dec
Heather Graham Showing Off Her Older Legs of the Day
Heather Graham may look like shit, but she will always be the fat titty big bushed pornstar in Boogie Nights to me. That Rollergirl shit lives on in both DVD and memory until the end of mankind, and it should be motivation for some of you young prude sluts who are scared of getting naked […]
2009
01
Dec
Sophie Monk and her “Baby” Publicity Stunt of the Day
Sophie Monk is up on another publicity stunt where she tipped up the paparazzi to follow her to the baby clothes store to get people talking about whether or not she is pregnant with the Good Charlotte sister’s baby, even though no one gives a fuck about her or the Paris Hilton herpes dick cumming […]
2009
30
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Here are my stepLINKS. I’ve decided I am deathly allergic to UV, all foods, alcohol and water. I’m am not a doctor but it is the only prognosis that makes sense. I figure that I won’t make it thru the night, but if I do, I’ll be back…if this is my last post, use it […]
2009
30
Nov
Carmen Electra’s Sex Tape was an AD of the Dat
So there was a Carmen Electra sex tape that hit a few weeks ago. It was pretty clear the shit was a publicity stunt, it just wasn’t obvious what the shit was a publicity stunt for. You know she was a Playboy whore who showed her naked pussy to establish a career, so it was […]
2009
27
Nov
Kimberly Stewart’s Useless Ass in Jeans of the Day
Here are some pictures of Rod Stewart’s mistake who moved to Hollywood to live off her ridiculous trust fund like she was a celebrity of her own. Trying to do the whole Paris Hilton thing she was doing a decade ago, but for some reason shit just never worked out for her. She never got […]
2009
24
Nov
Kim Kardashian in Her Bikini on Twitter of the Day
The only good thing about Kim Kardashian is that she became more famous than Paris Hilton, something I know fucks with Paris Hilton every fucking day, and something that may, if we’re lucky, lead to Paris Hilton’s suicide. She pretty much used all the same tricks as Paris Hilton, from shitty “I don’t know how […]
2009
18
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I found the girl who played the voice of some Disney character on Facebook thru some guy I hate but who I am facebook friends with….I recognized her name because I’ve seen pictures of her in a thong, so I added her. She ignored me and I hate being ignored, so I wrote her this […]
2009
16
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I didn’t go to all night teenage sex parties this weekend. I was stuck trying to get a boner for a 40 year old chubby chick who danced like a slut, while my wife was at home having sleep apnea cuz she’s brought me to this low point in my life where I find fat […]