I spent half my day watching some native presentation at the local native community center because I heard there was going to be free booze, when really all that was free was some obscure meat that must have been baby seal because I guess they prefer to give their people free traditional food than white […]
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2010
22
Feb
Sophie Monk is a Cripple of the Day
Sophie Monk was in car accident, I didn’t know, cuz she doesn’t matter, especially since her big constantly cameltoed no matter how thick her pants are vagina was in an accident too, thanks to her ex-future-husband’s wandering dick that went for a swim in Paris Hilton’s herpe-ridden sewage pipe of a vagina, only to taint […]
2010
17
Feb
Bai Ling is 43 of the Day
Bai Ling is 43 years old. This may not be a secret to any of you, since it was on Wikipedia and IMDB and I guess all the mainstream media over the last few years have probably mentioned this if they have bothered mentioning Bai Ling, which I don’t think they would as she is […]
2010
15
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I made the mistake of taking 4 Benadryl’s earlier today because I decided I have a peanut allergy and was convinced I was going to go into anaphylactic shock after eating a peanut butter to see if I have a peanut allergy. Turns out that Benadryl can fuck you up, especially on a double dose. […]
2010
05
Feb
stepLINKS and the Snooki Sex Tape of the Day
When I don’t drink I get, or when I am not drunk I get serious panic attacks like some kind of girl. So bad that I can’t get off the pile of newspapers I call my bed. I am not convinced that they aren’t minor heart attacks because killing me would mean putting me out […]
2010
05
Feb
Sophie Monk’s Big Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day
I am pretty sure Sophie Monk likes drawing attention to her pussy. Last week, she made a statement about her vagina, saying something like it’s not as big as you think it is based on all the cameltoes she gets. Leading me to believe that this latch-on, bottom-feeding nobody wants people talking about her pussy, […]
2010
26
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I met the first person in the city I live in who know my website last night, he told me that all I do is post links at he hates the shit. He went onto telling me he doesn’t get the point of the site and doesn’t find it funny, and asked why I waste […]
2010
26
Jan
Sophie Monk’s Nipples Cry for Attention of the Day
Sophie Monk is filming a pilot called “Bigger Than Paris”. I assume she’s talking about her pussy because last time I checked, her Good Charlotte boyfriend left her for Paris Hilton and I’ve never heard about of a man dumping a woman or leaving a woman for someone with a bigger pussy. I guess this […]
2010
22
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
If youre not too busy jerking off to George Clooney’s Jerk Off Session for Haiti, Here are my stepLINKS Remember to Add Me To Facebook You Assholes GO If Gemma Massey Isn’t a Great Way to Start the Weekend, I Don’t Know What Is GO Amy Winhouse’s Ex Husband Is Into Tranny’s That Look Just […]
2010
20
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I always forget what stepLINKS pictures I’ve used, I should really figure out a system…that said I was going to do a relief fund for Haiti to motivate you slobs to donate some money but I gave up knowing that I’m just going to get discouraged when I see that we only raised 3 dollars […]