I decided that my Internet friends suck. You see for the last year of using twitter I’ve barely been able to get 5 new followers, then last night I mean I flirted with Jenna Jameson by making fun on her raw, beat up pussy and she answered me and all of the a sudden 80 […]

I don’t know what’s going on in this picture, but I do know that whatever it is, it’s fucking disgusting…the only good that about it is that it reminds me that there are some tits, on some pussy, that I just can’t fucking stomach…while sober….but at least she’s got a real great fucking tattoo….that reminds […]

There are more lesbians on the street than ever before. All these young girls with lesbian haircuts, in lesbian sweaters, wearing lesbian jeans halfway down their asses, or shorts over leggings like they don’t have enough body issues without the extra bulk….With all these lesbains, there’s no wonder I found a used condom next to […]

The highlight of my day wasn’t when I asked Ken Paves, the gay guy who force feeds Jessica Simpson into fatness because no gay guys like to be the second in line if they don’t have to and all gay guys are strategic in their quest to the top, by attaching themselves to famous pussy […]

Someone emailed me to tell me that my site is 2,145 in the USA, that means if you were to line-up all the websites in the world, I’d be the 2,145th in line. That may not seem like much and my bank account proves it, but I was thinking about it, and realized that there […]

Someone just told me that it is Spring Break for most people. That means somewhere at this moment, a college coed is getting gangbanged for the first time, or dying of alcohol poisoning for the first time, or getting her stomach pumped for the first time, while flashing her tits for the first time, and […]