I think I may have had a heart attack today…which I guess is better than coughing up blood…but still pretty shitty…I haven’t gone to the hospital cuz I figure why bother, I’m probably being a pussy, and instead just decided to drink cuz drinking seems to fix everything, at least it feels like it does… […]

I was thinking that I’d use this weekend to knock three things off my bucket list, because at the way I’ve been living, feeling, drinking, not exercising, eating and all around not taking care of myself, I assume it could all end very fucking soon. So I was gonna go try to fuck a black […]

Fuck – I forgot to do my stepLINKS again because of drinking….I’m not sure if I should blame last nights bender that kept me up til 7 am, sitting on train tracks watching the sunrise like a dumb teenager on his grad night …or if it is because of my daytime drinking in the park […]

I went to some gutter sweatshop earlier today with a friend to pick up his disgusting wife – cuz I had nothing to do. When I walked through the immigrant shit smelling halls I noticed a flash going off. Next thing I know, I’m on the front lines of a lingerie photoshoot and I realized […]

It is a heatwave and I heard on the radio that fat people shouldn’t go outside, so I told my wife they were giving free food away in the park across the street, crossed my fingers and hoped nature took its course, called my friend with AC and sat on his couch all day listening […]

I spent the better part of my night last night surrounded by hundreds of women, unfortunately they all ignored me cuz I didn’t belong, but luckily there was open bar so I made myself at home….and it turns out that when you are the weird guy everyone pretends isn’t there, girls don’t notice when you […]