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2010

09

Jun

NewNowNext Event Brought Out The Old of the Day

NewNowNext Event makes me laugh because with a name like that you’d expect the shit to generate some interest for up and coming stars, not bitches I used to jerk off to in the 90s. Seriously, what the fuck happened to Carmen Electra. I remember thinking she really had it going on, but then one […]

2010

08

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the afternoon on the street..checking out flat chested fat chicks, some crazy bitch in her pajamas singing, some thick Paris Hilton looking girl who was actually hot, 2 ghetto sluts at the grocery store buying malt liquor while playing with their hair extensions, shitty face piercings and flip phone that wasn’t a Blackberry […]

2010

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

*****THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP YESTERDAY – I WAS TOO DRUNK TO DO IT PROPER****** I am so burnt out – you know from doing pretty much nothing but drinking all afternoon…I figure if you have a long weekend I should too.. So here are my stepLINKS, cuz maybe other motherfuckers worked harder than […]

2010

27

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

I am pretty bitter because a site I helped out by giving them a URL to register for me and a list of my contacts from doing this site before being cut out of the deal just sold for millions of dollars and I didn’t get any of it…so as they retire and live the […]

2010

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Some loser at Warner Bros who is trying to get ahead in the corporate world has been sending me takedown notices for screencaps I posted from one of their TV shows…because I guess a screencap from a TV show that pollutes all of our lives while making Warner Bros millions of dollars is not our […]

2010

26

May

Kendra Wilkinson Exclusive Sex Tape Clip of the Day

Here is an exclusive clip from Vivid of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape everyone is excited about. I have no real opinion about this clip mainly because I don’t really like anything about Kendra Wilkinson or her prostitute life other than the fact that she gets naked for money and now has sex for money…and […]

2010

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out it was a long weekend this weekend…I wasn’t up to speed on nation holidays because I don’t work and everyday is a long weekend, but if I had known, I would have done a lot less computer time and a lot more looking for pussy on the streets, but I guess […]

2010

21

May

Aly Michalka’s Fake Lookin’ Tits of the Day

This is not a Paris Hilton impersonator, this is Aly Michalka who probably wishes she was as famous as Paris Hilton, because otherwise she wouldn’t do her hair like her, or dress like her in tight dressesr that you can make out her vagina mound in or magic push-up bras that make small tits look […]

2010

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been trying to convince Lohan to use me as a safehouse because I’m in Canada and flying back to the USA is just gonna get her locked up, but then I realized she’s all fucking Hollywood and does this shit for attention on purpose, and that my campaigning is pretty half assed, considering […]

2010

20

May

Sophie Monk Scratches her Big Itchy Cunt of the Day

Sophie Monk is known for having big pussy lips. She is constantly caught with random clothing jacked up inside her pretty much everytime the paparazzi is around. She is also known for having herpes that she got from her cheating fiance who she was trying to ride to the top before realizing that Paris Hilton […]